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(AlterNet)   Nine facts about breasts explored and why men like them. SFW   (alternet.org ) divider line
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2013-12-13 05:16:22 PM  
This begs the question: How can I get in on some of these studies. (namely the braless one and the booby-staring one)
 
2013-12-13 05:37:44 PM  
Well I will get some popcorn and wait for the boobs.
 
2013-12-13 05:37:58 PM  
I this this topic warrants further study.

www.eternallyfashion.com
 
2013-12-13 05:41:41 PM  
This thread is relevant to my interests.
 
2013-12-13 05:42:01 PM  

Lord_Baull: This begs the question: How can I get in on some of these studies. (namely the braless one and the booby-staring one)


Grow some boobs?
 
2013-12-13 05:45:21 PM  
This is not a placemaker.
Move along.
 
2013-12-13 05:45:52 PM  
Staring at boobs extends a man's life by five years

Which he'll spend staring at boobs.
 
2013-12-13 05:47:40 PM  

SecretAgentWoman: Lord_Baull: This begs the question: How can I get in on some of these studies. (namely the braless one and the booby-staring one)

Grow some boobs?



I prefer women to do all the work.
 
2013-12-13 05:53:36 PM  
What kills me is that when women put a lot of effort to effectively advertise their breasts and you get caught sneaking a peak, you're a pig.
Breasts are mesmerizing.
 
2013-12-13 05:54:58 PM  
Friday boob thread? Friday boob thread!

LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!

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2013-12-13 05:55:01 PM  
I just wanted to post here to say I won't be back later. This thread will be terrible.
 
IP
2013-12-13 06:06:27 PM  

Elegy: Friday boob thread? Friday boob thread!

LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!

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You're doing God's work, son.  God's work.
 
2013-12-13 06:08:38 PM  

Elegy: Friday boob thread? Friday boob thread!

LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!

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Not to piss on your parade but this is the geek tab.

So don't get your hopes up.

but I am willing to play along

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Size isn't everything
 
2013-12-13 06:10:41 PM  
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2013-12-13 06:11:16 PM  
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2013-12-13 06:11:54 PM  
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2013-12-13 06:35:45 PM  
FTA: Furthermore, a link was found between larger breasts and a smaller waste-to-hip ratio with regards to the greater likelihood of conceiving children.

Eww
 
2013-12-13 06:51:55 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img21.imageshack.us image 550x550]


Close, but I might be poor enough to want bigger.
 
2013-12-13 07:06:11 PM  
Probably SFW, but they're gifs and I can never find them small enough to post directly here on Fark.

Boobs

Boobs

Boobs

and more boobs.
 
2013-12-13 07:08:10 PM  

Hardy-r-r: What kills me is that when women put a lot of effort to effectively advertise their breasts and you get caught sneaking a peak, you're a pig.
Breasts are mesmerizing.


That's because they're not advertising them to you.

To steal someone else's analogy: women treat their boobs like they're heat-seeking missiles that only target men they're trying to attract. But they are, in fact, nuclear weapons that saturate the entire area.
 
2013-12-13 07:09:47 PM  

Elegy: Friday boob thread? Friday boob thread!

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According to the study in TFA, you're poor, sexist, and probably hungry.
 
2013-12-13 07:20:03 PM  

Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy: Elegy: Friday boob thread? Friday boob thread!

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According to the study in TFA, you're poor, sexist, and probably hungry.


Fake boobs are fake.
 
2013-12-13 07:22:14 PM  
"staring at women's' breasts for ten minutes a day will prolong a man's life by five years."

Sweet! I'm going to live forever.
 
2013-12-13 07:24:53 PM  

RKade: Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy: Elegy: Friday boob thread? Friday boob thread!

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According to the study in TFA, you're poor, sexist, and probably hungry.

Fake boobs are fake.


Not all of them were fake. I'm fairly sure the lopsided ones in the first pic was Shay Laren, whose boobs are real and spectacular. The second and third pics are possible fakes, but I'd need a closer more personal inspection to know for sure. Pic 4 likely has real ones, and 5, 6, and 7 are possibly fakes, but again I'd need a close personal extended inspection to know for sure.
 
2013-12-13 07:26:45 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2013-12-13 07:29:33 PM  

Elegy: Friday boob thread? Friday boob thread!

LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!

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Tit party!
 
2013-12-13 07:36:13 PM  
 
2013-12-13 07:39:45 PM  
Poor men like big breasts while financially secure men prefersmaller breasts.

FAAAAAAALSE.
 
2013-12-13 07:43:01 PM  

Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy: Hardy-r-r: What kills me is that when women put a lot of effort to effectively advertise their breasts and you get caught sneaking a peak, you're a pig.
Breasts are mesmerizing.

That's because they're not advertising them to you.

To steal someone else's analogy: women treat their boobs like they're heat-seeking missiles that only target men they're trying to attract. But they are, in fact, nuclear weapons that saturate the entire area.


I like that - makes sense. Plus it's the first time I've ever been called 'collateral damage'.
 
2013-12-13 07:52:39 PM  
The goal of this article is to make me feel bad for liking big boobies.

Also, #6 should be worded as "whipped men like small breasts," because that's what's really happening.

...wait, #8 also contradicts #6!
 
2013-12-13 07:53:03 PM  

doglover: Poor men like big breasts while financially secure men prefersmaller breasts.

FAAAAAAALSE.


It can also mean you were once poor, like when you see someone driving a Porsche. People from money drive comfortable mid-range cars.
 
2013-12-13 07:53:11 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Not to piss on your parade but this is the geek tab.So don't get your hopes up.but I am willing to play along


Me too.

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2013-12-13 07:53:15 PM  
6. Sexist men prefer large breasts
8. Men who like small breasts prefer a submissive partner


... uh, wait a second...
 
2013-12-13 07:58:29 PM  
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2013-12-13 08:02:04 PM  

Elegy: Friday boob thread? Friday boob thread!

LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!


Is it bad that I knew which theme park it was at a glance with the girl flashing her tits from the parking lot?

/in my defense, my first thought was "Nice tit's" followed by "Hey... That's Cedar Point!"
 
2013-12-13 08:05:22 PM  

RatMaster999: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Not to piss on your parade but this is the geek tab.So don't get your hopes up.but I am willing to play along

Me too.

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I like the cut of your jib, sir.
 
2013-12-13 08:10:03 PM  
Boobmark
 
2013-12-13 08:10:35 PM  

wildcardjack: doglover: Poor men like big breasts while financially secure men prefersmaller breasts.

FAAAAAAALSE.

It can also mean you were once poor, like when you see someone driving a Porsche. People from money drive comfortable mid-range cars.


I've always been poor. I've always liked a-b range bewbs.
 
2013-12-13 08:10:50 PM  
Hooters, hooters, yum, yum, yum.
Hooters, hooters, on a girl that's dumb.
 
2013-12-13 08:14:21 PM  

cheer: RatMaster999: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Not to piss on your parade but this is the geek tab.So don't get your hopes up.but I am willing to play along

Me too.

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I like the cut of your jib, sir.


Woah!  Thank you for the upgrade.
 
2013-12-13 08:16:29 PM  

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Cosplay?  I can get with that.

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2013-12-13 08:18:01 PM  
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2013-12-13 08:18:39 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Elegy: Friday boob thread? Friday boob thread!

LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!

NSFW

NSFW

NSFW

NSFW

NSFW

NSFW

NSFW

Not to piss on your parade but this is the geek tab.

So don't get your hopes up.

but I am willing to play along

[img194.imageshack.us image 500x491]

Size isn't everything


Hmmm...  I think I need to study this very closely.   Maybe cross reference this with bodyfat percentage chart.  Study really closer...

I'll be in my bunk.
 
2013-12-13 08:20:58 PM  

doglover: Poor men like big breasts while financially secure men prefersmaller breasts.

FAAAAAAALSE.


Statistics, one more thing doglover doesn't understand?
 
2013-12-13 08:26:19 PM  
"3. Men not interested in fatherhood find large breasts less attractive"

I have NO desire to be a father. I like large boobs. Of course, I also like smaller boobs. I just like boobs.

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2013-12-13 08:27:45 PM  
i1126.photobucket.com
 
2013-12-13 08:28:58 PM  
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2013-12-13 08:30:51 PM  
Fact 10: BIE is a myth

/prove me wrong
//eip, please and thanks
 
2013-12-13 08:31:45 PM  
 
2013-12-13 08:32:46 PM  
i1126.photobucket.com
 
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