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(Huffington Post)   Ellen DeGeneres' take on her supposed divorce with Portia de Rossi. But unfortunately that page was missing from the tabloid, so we may never know the truth   (huffingtonpost.com ) divider line 10
    More: Obvious, De Rossi, Ellen Degeneres, humans, tabloids, Kelly McGillis, Prison Break, Clay Aiken, Daryl Hannah  
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2013-12-14 01:21:03 AM  
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2013-12-13 05:52:47 PM  
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Confabulat: I honestly had no idea Ellen was married into the Bluth family.


It actually happened during Tobias' and Linday's attempt at an open marriage. Even though they try and portray that it failed, as you can see it was successful for Lindsay. However, one afternoon after Lindsay and Ellen had slipped into Lucile's condo, while they were fingerblasting each other over the washing machine, Franklin fell out of the dryer. They still wanted to keep their tryst hush-hush which is why Franklin kind of disappears. Rumor has it that he was sent to Little Britain, seduced by yet another unlicensed Poppins but that is really speculation. This was really a minor incident, when you remember that Lindsay had Phil Myman frozen for even thinking of speaking about what he saw in the bathroom. Granted, he had to take the roll of paper with him, but it becomes normal if you do it enough. Phil's life-partner Lem Hewitt was distraught, but he was powerless, as he was left locked in the lab because the new light sensors that Lindsay had installed had an "issue" "seeing" black people. The sensors weren't racist, just indifferent.
2013-12-14 12:32:02 AM  
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Torgo_of_Manos: haemaker: Confabulat: I honestly had no idea Ellen was married into the Bluth family.

What?  No.  She married that executive from Veridian Dynamics.

I am still pissed that they cancelled that show


You're absolutely right, you finely tanned shiatbird.
2013-12-13 10:23:13 PM  
1 vote:
Tough times for Portia and Ellen, but if anyone can lick them, they can.
2013-12-13 08:25:19 PM  
1 vote:
Even a vegetarian likes a little meat now and then.
2013-12-13 07:33:20 PM  
1 vote:

haemaker: Confabulat: I honestly had no idea Ellen was married into the Bluth family.

What?  No.  She married that executive from Veridian Dynamics.


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2013-12-13 06:13:18 PM  
1 vote:
Sounds like Portia rubbed her the wrong way.
2013-12-13 06:08:23 PM  
1 vote:
Hope these dudes can work it out.
2013-12-13 05:45:14 PM  
1 vote:

Confabulat: I honestly had no idea Ellen was married into the Bluth family.


There's always cunny in the banana stand.
2013-12-13 05:24:01 PM  
1 vote:
I honestly had no idea Ellen was married into the Bluth family.
 
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