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(Huffington Post)   Ellen DeGeneres' take on her supposed divorce with Portia de Rossi. But unfortunately that page was missing from the tabloid, so we may never know the truth   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 36
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2013-12-13 05:08:59 PM  
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For the last time, Otto --

Portia de Rossi was not named after the car
 
2013-12-13 05:14:25 PM  
We've gone from Ellen not being able to even get work because she announced she was gay, to scandal rag "is she getting a divorce".

PROGRESS.
 
2013-12-13 05:24:01 PM  
I honestly had no idea Ellen was married into the Bluth family.
 
2013-12-13 05:45:14 PM  

Confabulat: I honestly had no idea Ellen was married into the Bluth family.


There's always cunny in the banana stand.
 
2013-12-13 05:50:34 PM  
Wait, she's gay?
 
2013-12-13 05:51:29 PM  
I really like her. There I said it.

/never seen her show though because I have a job.
 
2013-12-13 05:52:47 PM  

Confabulat: I honestly had no idea Ellen was married into the Bluth family.


It actually happened during Tobias' and Linday's attempt at an open marriage. Even though they try and portray that it failed, as you can see it was successful for Lindsay. However, one afternoon after Lindsay and Ellen had slipped into Lucile's condo, while they were fingerblasting each other over the washing machine, Franklin fell out of the dryer. They still wanted to keep their tryst hush-hush which is why Franklin kind of disappears. Rumor has it that he was sent to Little Britain, seduced by yet another unlicensed Poppins but that is really speculation. This was really a minor incident, when you remember that Lindsay had Phil Myman frozen for even thinking of speaking about what he saw in the bathroom. Granted, he had to take the roll of paper with him, but it becomes normal if you do it enough. Phil's life-partner Lem Hewitt was distraught, but he was powerless, as he was left locked in the lab because the new light sensors that Lindsay had installed had an "issue" "seeing" black people. The sensors weren't racist, just indifferent.
 
2013-12-13 05:58:25 PM  
"And we argue if we'd let a kangaroo carry us around in its pouch for a year. I would. She wouldn't. She'll change her mind. Who wouldn't want to be in the pouch of a kangaroo for a year? Hopping around. And she's like 'no' but anyway."

Don't kangaroo babies poop in those pouches?
 
2013-12-13 06:01:58 PM  

fusillade762: "And we argue if we'd let a kangaroo carry us around in its pouch for a year. I would. She wouldn't. She'll change her mind. Who wouldn't want to be in the pouch of a kangaroo for a year? Hopping around. And she's like 'no' but anyway."

Don't kangaroo babies poop in those pouches?


I hear Ellen's into that.
 
2013-12-13 06:08:23 PM  
Hope these dudes can work it out.
 
2013-12-13 06:13:18 PM  
Sounds like Portia rubbed her the wrong way.
 
2013-12-13 06:20:15 PM  

darch: fusillade762: "And we argue if we'd let a kangaroo carry us around in its pouch for a year. I would. She wouldn't. She'll change her mind. Who wouldn't want to be in the pouch of a kangaroo for a year? Hopping around. And she's like 'no' but anyway."

Don't kangaroo babies poop in those pouches?

I hear Ellen's into that.


She's more into heeling them down the shower drain. You know, to save time during shows.
 
2013-12-13 06:22:55 PM  
So "the gays" really are destroying marriage...huh.
 
2013-12-13 06:28:36 PM  
I usually don't care about celebrity gossip, but I like this news. I think they are both awesome ladies, and I hope they are happy together.
 
2013-12-13 06:45:40 PM  

abhorrent1: I really like her. There I said it.

/never seen her show though because I have a job.


Her show is fun; she let's celebs off with softball questions on a lot of stuff, but she's not afraid to address heavy topics once in a while. She also gets a lot of double entendre past the censors.

The biggest and most important thing is that she frequently talks about things she and Portia have done, and they sound like a normal (exceedingly wealthy) couple.  She's very cleverly letting middle America see that gay people are no different than anyone else.

And unlike Rosie O'Donnell, she never ever comes across as bitter; she loves the fact that she's as successful as she is.

/Yes, I like her
//She's a female Bob Newhart
 
2013-12-13 06:49:35 PM  

Confabulat: I honestly had no idea Ellen was married into the Bluth family.


What?  No.  She married that executive from Veridian Dynamics.
 
2013-12-13 06:59:35 PM  

Dwight_Yeast: //She's a female Bob Newhart


Wait, wait, wait just a minute.  Sure, she can be kinda funny but....dude......Bob Newhard funny?  Dude. Let's no go off the tracks.
 
2013-12-13 07:02:59 PM  

haemaker: Confabulat: I honestly had no idea Ellen was married into the Bluth family.

What?  No.  She married that executive from Veridian Dynamics.


Lily Munster's gay??

/yeh I liked Mockingbird Lane.
 
2013-12-13 07:10:49 PM  
I just want a sex tape of them to come out.
 
2013-12-13 07:14:45 PM  

Tax Boy: [lh3.ggpht.com image 320x240]

For the last time, Otto --

Portia de Rossi was not named after the car


best cure for a stutter...
 
2013-12-13 07:17:44 PM  

haemaker: Confabulat: I honestly had no idea Ellen was married into the Bluth family.

What?  No.  She married that executive from Veridian Dynamics.


No, she married that ice queen lawyer who joined Cage & Fish.
 
2013-12-13 07:28:12 PM  

cynicalminion: Tax Boy: [lh3.ggpht.com image 320x240]

For the last time, Otto --

Portia de Rossi was not named after the car

best cure for a stutter...


also i thought we got over this crap when anne heche decided to join the LUGs... ellen being out and now having a show puts her right in the middle of a flaming network tv pile o'shiat.

show me any abuse allegations, kiddy-diddling, drugs or booze, otherwise, WTF is WRONG with ...oh for fark's sake: "WITH ANYONE SAYING THIS HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH ANYTHING OTHER THAN A CELEBRITY DIVORCE CASE WHICH ISN'T ANY OF OUR GORRAM BUSINESS!"

/yeah, i know, you'll be in your bunks...
//i prefer schroedinger's bunk... i might be in mine, or i might be in yours... :P
 
2013-12-13 07:33:20 PM  

haemaker: Confabulat: I honestly had no idea Ellen was married into the Bluth family.

What?  No.  She married that executive from Veridian Dynamics.


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2013-12-13 07:39:59 PM  

haemaker: Confabulat: I honestly had no idea Ellen was married into the Bluth family.

What?  No.  She married that executive from Veridian Dynamics.


I am still pissed that they cancelled that show
 
2013-12-13 07:52:19 PM  

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: Dwight_Yeast: //She's a female Bob Newhart

Wait, wait, wait just a minute.  Sure, she can be kinda funny but....dude......Bob Newhard funny?  Dude. Let's no go off the tracks.


It's not that big of a stretch. Some of Ellen's early standup even used Newhart's telephone gimmick. (Like, in the damn a cold open here. It's not usually as extended as Newhart's bits, and but it's still got some of Newhart's subtlety, and, more importantly, a lot of his good timing.
 
2013-12-13 08:25:19 PM  
Even a vegetarian likes a little meat now and then.
 
2013-12-13 09:38:19 PM  
Who gives a crap about her private life?  Get your own life.
 
2013-12-13 09:50:40 PM  
She was amazing in "Better Off Ted" as well.  Funny lady.
 
2013-12-13 10:07:46 PM  
She looks so weird now with the plastic surgery.  I can't put my finger on what she did, but her face in the latest season of Arrested Development was....harder?
She just looked .... different.  And it wasn't just the haircut.

And it's a shame because she was beautiful
 
2013-12-13 10:13:13 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: haemaker: Confabulat: I honestly had no idea Ellen was married into the Bluth family.

What?  No.  She married that executive from Veridian Dynamics.

No, she married that ice queen lawyer who joined Cage & Fish.


She does have a nice wattle.
 
2013-12-13 10:23:13 PM  
Tough times for Portia and Ellen, but if anyone can lick them, they can.
 
2013-12-14 12:32:02 AM  

Torgo_of_Manos: haemaker: Confabulat: I honestly had no idea Ellen was married into the Bluth family.

What?  No.  She married that executive from Veridian Dynamics.

I am still pissed that they cancelled that show


You're absolutely right, you finely tanned shiatbird.
 
2013-12-14 01:21:03 AM  
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2013-12-14 08:15:49 AM  
is this the thread when we find out that Portia isn't really a lesbian?
 
2013-12-14 08:45:45 AM  

mediablitz: We've gone from Ellen not being able to even get work because she announced she was gay, to scandal rag "is she getting a divorce".

PROGRESS.


Not so much progress. It is a day time talk show not honest, honorable work.
 
2013-12-14 10:01:12 AM  
Have to do everything around here. 31.media.tumblr.com
 
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