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(The New Republic)   Caribou researchers: Rudolph's nose was red because of parasites. Or cocaine   (newrepublic.com) divider line 27
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2013-12-13 05:24:46 PM
Maybe it was red because he's a GODDAMNED LEFTIST, OBAMA SUPPORTING COMMIE!!!
 
2013-12-13 05:25:42 PM
It's a hell of a drug.
 
2013-12-13 05:26:02 PM
I never liked how the singer presumed to say how I would characterize the nose of Rudolph. To me it always shined more than glowed.

Who's with me?
 
2013-12-13 05:26:16 PM
defendchristmas.com
 
2013-12-13 05:28:02 PM
You know who else had a red nose and did cocaine?

That's right...

i.imgur.com
 
2013-12-13 05:29:14 PM
I thought it was because of the epic asskissing he would give ol' Santa. Think about it, a first year reindeer getting the lead reindeer position? Smells like some military grade butt kissing if you ask me.
 
2013-12-13 05:34:59 PM

♫ Rudolph the well hung porn star, ♪

had a very swollen crotch!

When he was bumpin' uglies,

♪ men and women both would watch! ♫




/Sing!!!
//I farkin LOVE Chrismas.
///And tequila.
 
2013-12-13 05:37:06 PM
I vote cocaine, because parasites are unlikely to make a reindeer fly. If you have enough coke though, it might be possible...
 
2013-12-13 05:38:31 PM
Vixen was ready to rut.
 
2013-12-13 05:40:48 PM
Caribou researchers noses red because of egg nog
 
2013-12-13 05:45:36 PM
i77.photobucket.com
 
2013-12-13 05:52:44 PM
www.partyvibe.org
 
2013-12-13 06:08:04 PM
I came for the Late, Late Show horse and am leaving disappointed. (I couldn't find a pic with his/her/its current antlered look):

img.fark.net
 
2013-12-13 06:08:36 PM
catmacros.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-12-13 06:09:13 PM
ITS RED BECAUSE HE WAS A CY-DEER AND HAD A farkING RED CHRISTMAS LIGHT FOR A GODDAMN NOSE YOU BUZZKILLS.
 
2013-12-13 06:16:31 PM
A little to the reindeer, a little bit for Santa Claus, a little bit more for Santa Claus, a little bit more for Santa Claus....
 
2013-12-13 06:25:10 PM
But what caused his fifth leg?

/obscure?
 
2013-12-13 06:44:18 PM
FRIDAY NIGHT COCAINE THREAD!
 
2013-12-13 06:50:21 PM
 
2013-12-13 06:51:26 PM

realberserker: I came for the Late, Late Show horse and am leaving disappointed. (I couldn't find a pic with his/her/its current antlered look):

[img.fark.net image 400x266]


Here ya go.

s.mcstatic.com
 
2013-12-13 07:17:57 PM
www.historybound.com

Originally "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" was written as a sales gimmick for the Montgomery Ward Company in 1939. Packets with the lyrics were passed out to every customer in the store during Christmas time.
 
2013-12-13 07:32:43 PM

Snapper Carr: You know who else had a red nose and did cocaine?



Welp, got what I came here for.  +1 votes
 
2013-12-13 09:18:24 PM
It was a Caribooboo
 
2013-12-13 09:30:37 PM
Got some?
 
2013-12-13 09:35:58 PM
hercincinnati.com

"Check it out, motherfarkers, I told you I could fly!"

"Waitaminnit, waitaminnit,  waitaminnit." (pauses, holds up hoof.) "You hear that?"

"WOOO! We should start a band, dude!"
 
2013-12-13 10:21:12 PM

fusillade762:


Were you in vegas with me!?!?
 
2013-12-14 03:19:33 AM
i44.tinypic.com
 
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