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(Huffington Post)   Expert investigator with years of experience claims that Paul Walker was murdered   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 85
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2013-12-13 05:32:57 PM  
Oh? I hadn't heard about this Paul Walker character, tell me more....
 
2013-12-13 05:37:08 PM  
www.biography.com
 
2013-12-13 05:38:12 PM  
I know who killed Elisa Lam. The Mysterious Video of the Girl in Elevator who ended up "mysteriously dead" at the bottom of a closed off water tank. - I believe I am the only person on this entire planet who knows what happened.

Wait... you know who killed Elisa Lam?  You're the only person in on this entire planet who knows?  Doesn't that mean you killed her?
 
2013-12-13 05:44:36 PM  
I hear she's an expert on murder

img.fark.net
 
2013-12-13 06:17:25 PM  
"...except for the fact that this ritual murder was directly linked to my ritual murder last year ..."

If you were ritually murdered last year, shouldn't you shut the f**k up?
 
2013-12-13 06:51:38 PM  
This is the performer who sucks so badly that the farking Juggalos flung shiat at her and booed her off the stage.
 
2013-12-13 07:01:23 PM  
What? No "Poorly tattooed Myspace Asian dwarf-slut"? Subby, I am disappoint.
 
2013-12-13 07:02:25 PM  
"Expert investigator"? OJ is on the case?

*mouses over link*

Oh... um... huh. Right then.
 
2013-12-13 07:02:39 PM  
"Dun, dun daaaaaahhhhh!"

www.grolschfilmworks.com
 
2013-12-13 07:02:53 PM  
If it was a murder it was Well Done.
 
2013-12-13 07:04:42 PM  
Fark all that!  Click the headline "Courtney Stoddard no longer looks like this"   OMG!  LOL
 
2013-12-13 07:09:52 PM  
dailyotter.org
This picture makes more sense than Tila Tequila.
 
2013-12-13 07:09:53 PM  
STAR WHACKERS!

clintster: What? No "Poorly tattooed Myspace Asian dwarf-slut"? Subby, I am disappoint.


Came for this.
 
2013-12-13 07:10:34 PM  
i.imgur.com

Wanted for questioning.
 
2013-12-13 07:10:48 PM  

clintster: What? No "Poorly tattooed Myspace Asian dwarf-slut"? Subby, I am disappoint.


Lana, they're called little people now...
 
2013-12-13 07:11:22 PM  
LOOK AT ME! I CAN BE RELEVANT AGAIN!

/wait, was she ever relevant?
 
2013-12-13 07:11:24 PM  
skepticalcubefarm.files.wordpress.com

For a few seconds there I thought I was going to click the link and it would actually be him.
 
2013-12-13 07:18:01 PM  
Her partners in this murder investigation, Mr. Jose Cuervo and Captain Morgan, were unable to comment.
 
2013-12-13 07:19:17 PM  

timujin: I know who killed Elisa Lam. The Mysterious Video of the Girl in Elevator who ended up "mysteriously dead" at the bottom of a closed off water tank. - I believe I am the only person on this entire planet who knows what happened.

Wait... you know who killed Elisa Lam?  You're the only person in on this entire planet who knows?  Doesn't that mean you killed her?



No. As it was ritual murder as she mentioned, she must have already killed everybdy involved in the murder - hence, she's now the only one who knows about this ritualistic murder in detail.

Now, weather it's true or weather it's not, I'm like Tila, I'm confused and I'm scared because I have a little brain that's slightly larger than my left nipple.
 
2013-12-13 07:19:35 PM  
Tequila is a hell of a drug.
 
2013-12-13 07:22:15 PM  
Won't someone help this deranged and poorly tattooed MySpace munchkin?
 
2013-12-13 07:25:18 PM  
Isn't she a bit young for her closeup?
 
2013-12-13 07:27:40 PM  

Dawnrazor: Tequila is a hell of a drug.


Not even once.
 
2013-12-13 07:27:45 PM  
Didn't she have brain damage  or something a couple years back?
/Serious
 
2013-12-13 07:28:12 PM  
2012patriot.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-12-13 07:32:34 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: Didn't she have brain damage  or something a couple years back?
/Serious


She appears to have brain damage now.
 
2013-12-13 07:33:24 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: Didn't she have brain damage  or something a couple years back?
/Serious


Past tense?
 
2013-12-13 07:34:38 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: Didn't she have brain damage  or something a couple years back?
/Serious


She's had that from the start.
 
2013-12-13 07:35:09 PM  

jackandwater: Fark all that!  Click the headline "Courtney Stoddard no longer looks like this"   OMG!  LOL


i.huffpost.com

Jeeezuss! Kill it with fire, pee on it, and push it into an active volcano.
 
2013-12-13 07:37:10 PM  
.. except for the fact that this ritual murder was directly linked to my ritual murder last year.....

What the deuce?
 
2013-12-13 07:41:39 PM  
Well, I guess we have neglected her recently. I wonder if she'd feel better if Fark created an "Attention Whore" tag in her name.
 
2013-12-13 07:46:04 PM  
he kjnda was, by the nut driving the car
 
2013-12-13 07:48:20 PM  
Here's more from the diminutive dynamo of derp. Have a bottle of aspirin handy:


Slightly NSFW
 
2013-12-13 07:50:37 PM  
If she had to go crazy from drugs and a head injury, why couldn't she go Busey crazy?
 
2013-12-13 07:51:09 PM  
Why does every god damn thing that happens in the news have to be a farking conspiracy now?

Holy shiat, the Internet is making us stupid.
 
2013-12-13 07:52:26 PM  
Duh he faked his death per the immortality agreement, havent you ever seen "Death Becomes Her"
 
2013-12-13 07:57:04 PM  
Doesn't anyone else think that she exhibits classic schizophrenic symptoms? Like Amanda Bynes, I am pretty sure that someday we will learn that she isn't alright in the head. I would feel bad making fun of her. She needs help.
 
2013-12-13 07:58:32 PM  
Probability ranking of what has happened here.
1. Her account was hacked
2. She's on drugs and having paranoid episode
3. She really is that stupid and that much of an attention whore
4. She's not on drugs and having a paranoid episode
...
99999. She's telling the truth
 
2013-12-13 08:04:54 PM  
The internet just makes it easier for conspiracy theorists than finding a vanity press, pasting tacky photocopies on construction fences or ranting it out at Bughouse Square.

And no editors, too.
 
2013-12-13 08:04:56 PM  

Apos: Here's more from the diminutive dynamo of derp. Have a bottle of aspirin handy:


Slightly NSFW


www.troll.me
 
2013-12-13 08:06:02 PM  

Apos: Here's more from the diminutive dynamo of derp. Have a bottle of aspirin handy:


Slightly NSFW


WTF did I just watch?

/seriously
 
2013-12-13 08:07:58 PM  

GungFu: jackandwater: Fark all that!  Click the headline "Courtney Stoddard no longer looks like this"   OMG!  LOL



Jeeezuss! Kill it with fire, pee on it, and push it into an active volcano.


Seriously, how are fake boobs even remotely a turn on??
She does look a lot better with darker hair, tho. If she'd get rid of those horrible things that are supposed to be bewbs and gain about 20 lbs, and stop it with the slut clothes she would actually be very attractive...

/but... then there's her horribly slutty personality.
 
2013-12-13 08:10:24 PM  

Apos: Here's more from the diminutive dynamo of derp. Have a bottle of aspirin handy:


Slightly NSFW


She looks like a Real Doll. Slightly creepy.
 
2013-12-13 08:10:42 PM  
Oh, I get it stubby. You said she had experience, but not exactly what kind. Holy pornos, Batman!

Maybe next she can tell us who threw hotdogs down her hallway.
 
2013-12-13 08:11:55 PM  

namegoeshere: This is the performer who sucks so badly that the farking Juggalos flung shiat at her and booed her off the stage.


Where do you just get a bunch of shiat to fling? Did they listen to her and say 'you know what, I am going to take a dump in my hand and toss it at this biatch'? You know what don't answer that.... farking juggalos are nasty
 
2013-12-13 08:12:05 PM  

dundapig:


I ain't got time to rationalize!
 
2013-12-13 08:12:36 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: Didn't she have brain damage  or something a couple years back?
/Serious


She had a brain aneurysm due to drug overdose last year.
 
2013-12-13 08:13:27 PM  

Gravity Works: Apos: Here's more from the diminutive dynamo of derp. Have a bottle of aspirin handy:


Slightly NSFW

WTF did I just watch?

/seriously


//no really though, what the farking fark fark, is that shait
 
2013-12-13 08:19:44 PM  

NickelP: namegoeshere: This is the performer who sucks so badly that the farking Juggalos flung shiat at her and booed her off the stage.

Where do you just get a bunch of shiat to fling? Did they listen to her and say 'you know what, I am going to take a dump in my hand and toss it at this biatch'? You know what don't answer that.... farking juggalos are nasty


Dude... Juggalos.
 
2013-12-13 08:20:04 PM  

FatherDale: Apos: Here's more from the diminutive dynamo of derp. Have a bottle of aspirin handy:


Slightly NSFW

She looks like a Real Doll. Slightly creepy.


they are REALLY real these days. and nazi's. lolz
 
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