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(The Hill)   When you think Speaker Boehner is a "tax-and-spend liberal," you may need to reevaluate your current grasp on reality   (thehill.com) divider line 70
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2013-12-13 06:05:33 PM
14 votes:

BKITU: Well, inasmuch as he has voted in favor of appropriations bills that have nonzero tax rates, and also voted in favor of bills describing specific ways for the Federal government to spend the revenue generated from the aforementioned taxes, and that the combination thereby saddles him as a Marxist among many of the teatarded persuasion... yes, what the teatards have said is true, from a potato point of view.


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2013-12-13 08:01:39 PM
8 votes:

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2013-12-13 06:15:54 PM
8 votes:

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2013-12-13 06:27:12 PM
7 votes:
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2013-12-13 05:52:52 PM
7 votes:
How long until Rand Paul and Steve Stockman are revealed to be America-hating, ACORN-beholden, aroused-by-Soros, Monticello-upper-decking. John-Wilkes-Booth-worshiping, tax-and-flag-burn Commusexualismistics?
2013-12-13 11:59:29 PM
5 votes:
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2013-12-13 09:24:11 PM
5 votes:
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2013-12-13 06:07:23 PM
5 votes:

zerkalo: [truth-out.org image 320x213]


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2013-12-13 05:23:05 PM
5 votes:
Tea Party Patriots said Speaker John Boehner (R-Ohio) has "declared war on the Tea Party" with his "smug and pretentious rant" against certain right-wing organizations.


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2013-12-13 08:17:02 PM
4 votes:
staroftexasinn.com
2013-12-13 06:12:10 PM
4 votes:
It's simple math. Boehner's liberalness can be measured by dividing Fartbongo by Boehner, plus herp. This gives us Boehner's derp quotient. If his derp is less than potato, then he is a lib. And clearly, as any astute mathematician can see, his derp quotient is precisely .984 potato. We here at the Family Association of Truth and Values of American Greatness have determined, through our in-depth mathematical formula, that Boehner is indeed a left-wing lib Marxist.
2013-12-13 06:06:39 PM
4 votes:
I been sayin since day 1 Boehner is the biggest lib there is in Congress and you libs are just pretending he's not to try to trick the Real American Patriots into believing lies and deceit so you can feel better about getting suckered in to 0bummer's lies afterward. John Boehner is a tax and spend liberal, as opposed to the alternative no taxes and spend anyway Real American Patriots
2013-12-13 05:09:55 PM
4 votes:
Well, inasmuch as he has voted in favor of appropriations bills that have nonzero tax rates, and also voted in favor of bills describing specific ways for the Federal government to spend the revenue generated from the aforementioned taxes, and that the combination thereby saddles him as a Marxist among many of the teatarded persuasion... yes, what the teatards have said is true, from a potato point of view.
2013-12-13 11:34:59 PM
3 votes:

poonesfarm: Tea Party Patriots said Speaker John Boehner (R-Ohio) has "declared war on the Tea Party" with his "smug and pretentious rant" against certain right-wing organizations.


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2013-12-13 08:49:13 PM
3 votes:

Fuggin Bizzy: It's like watching gladiators fight. I don't really give a shiat who wins, as long as it's bloody.

Lie in the bed you made for yourselves, GOP. You should have kicked these loonies to the curb immediately instead of flirting with them.


Advice I wish I'd taken in college...
2013-12-13 08:33:52 PM
3 votes:
www.austinchronicle.com

SPLITTERS!!
2013-12-13 07:35:47 PM
3 votes:
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2013-12-13 06:17:08 PM
3 votes:

QuesoDelicioso: But doesn't tax & spend make a dickload more sense than borrow & spend if one worries about deficits and such?


Only if the money isn't going to those good for nothing layabout shines. Hard work, Jesus, and the lash are what they need by gum!
2013-12-13 05:58:45 PM
3 votes:
truth-out.org
2013-12-13 11:33:50 PM
2 votes:
"Boehner has declared war on us by claiming we're more concerned about raising money than solving problems. We need your money to fight him."
2013-12-13 11:09:19 PM
2 votes:
HotWingConspiracy:
I hope everyone understands that these people will start shooting at us at some point.

I've taken the liberty of mapping out every obese redneck with a Gadsden flag somewhere on their pickup truck within 5 miles of me so I can avoid them while their temper tantrums peak to the suicide by cop level.
2013-12-13 09:57:18 PM
2 votes:

OgreMagi: The problem with the Tea Party is the expect and demand that all of their wishes are met. They don't understand that in politics, and especially with the budget, you are going to have to compromise.  There's a certain class of democrats who are the same way, just not as prominent.

2013-12-13 08:42:46 PM
2 votes:
It's like watching gladiators fight. I don't really give a shiat who wins, as long as it's bloody.

Lie in the bed you made for yourselves, GOP. You should have kicked these loonies to the curb immediately instead of flirting with them.
2013-12-13 06:45:03 PM
2 votes:
www.redstate.com
2013-12-13 06:15:34 PM
2 votes:
But is he a forgive and forget Christian?

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2013-12-13 06:11:20 PM
2 votes:
You never see Karl Marx and John Boehner in the same room at the same time. Coincidence?
2013-12-13 06:06:36 PM
2 votes:
So, if I was Republican, I would now have to deiced which kind of Republican I am?
How many types of "Republican" are there?
imageshack.us
Are you people sure you know what you're doing?
2013-12-13 05:56:02 PM
2 votes:
I'm just here for the inevitable flame war.

/Popcorn is needed.
//And more alkyhol.
2013-12-13 05:51:59 PM
2 votes:
How else can one man afford all that spray on tan?
2013-12-14 01:59:06 PM
1 votes:

jpbreon: If the minimum wage is so great and has no downside to the economy, why not take it up to $25/50/100/500 bucks an hour?


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reductio_ad_absurdum

stop doing that.
2013-12-14 01:45:25 PM
1 votes:

jpbreon: Pretty simple, actually. Raising the minimum wage hurts those that are the least 'diversified'. For example, a large corporation with multiple revenue streams can pass increased costs to consumers while the local Mom and Pop has no such option. It's the same thing Wal-Mart does; when they arrive in a new community, they run at a loss until the competition dies while making it up somewhere else. Smaller businesses often run on tighter spreads, so a raise in the minimum kills them while large corporations lose the competition. Why do you think big business supports the regulatory State so much? It's because the regulations kill small businesses. 

Besides, the minimum wage makes no sense whatsoever. Aside from the fact it is essentially outlawing low-paying jobs (it never fails to amaze me how economic liberals imagine the corporate big dogs going "Ah shiat, I guess I have to cut into my profits now to pay my workers more! They finally got me!!" Grow up. They just pass the cost onto consumers.) why are you such misers?

If the minimum wage is so great and has no downside to the economy, why not take it up to $25/50/100/500 bucks an hour? Why not decree a minimum of 150K/year for everyone?


Are you trolling or an idiot?
2013-12-14 01:43:27 PM
1 votes:

jpbreon: Besides, the minimum wage makes no sense whatsoever.


Oh. Well this isn't going to go well.

jpbreon: If the minimum wage is so great and has no downside to the economy, why not take it up to $25/50/100/500 bucks an hour? Why not decree a minimum of 150K/year for everyone?


People really need to stop using this idiotic argument. I'm sure I'll see it in the next minimum wage thread. Best of luck.
2013-12-14 11:30:17 AM
1 votes:

m00: think people enjoying bullying too much to really examine what is true about the Tea Party's ideas -- that our government taxes the poor and middle class to pay for wars and domestic spying, and corporate handouts, and the lavish lifestyle of the 1%.


That's not the tea party position at all.
2013-12-14 02:37:17 AM
1 votes:

Empty Matchbook: Fuggin Bizzy: It's like watching gladiators fight. I don't really give a shiat who wins, as long as it's bloody.

Lie in the bed you made for yourselves, GOP. You should have kicked these loonies to the curb immediately instead of flirting with them.

Advice I wish I'd taken in college...


Never stick your Boehner in crazy.
2013-12-14 02:19:54 AM
1 votes:
Collect taxes, spend them on the nation.

That's how every government works, or has ever worked.

I used to joke that if the Bush Administration tried to play the video game Majesty, they'd quickly bankrupt themselves by posting bounties on the heads of their own tax collectors, so they'd run out of money to post bounties with.  But it's even more true for the Teabaggers.
2013-12-14 01:47:42 AM
1 votes:
Now is a good time for the teabaggers to get all bootstrappy and form their own party. But then I always think it's a good time to split the Republican party.
2013-12-14 01:29:10 AM
1 votes:

Bucky Katt: [southpawbeagle.files.wordpress.com image 400x300]


You're actually a:

Dumb
Obnoxious
Uninformed
Callous
Hateful
Extremist

Bag.
2013-12-13 11:27:47 PM
1 votes:

bwilson27: timujin: Mrtraveler01: randomjsa: ...Sort of reminds me of liberals on this very site who I've seen swear that Obama is some kind of center right moderate.

He's not?

Think about who you're talking to, to that dude Teabaggers anyone left of Glenn Beck might as well be Vladimir Lenin


po-TAY-to, po-TAH-to
2013-12-13 11:02:10 PM
1 votes:

vernonFL: I never thought I'd describe John Boehner as a sober, rational person.

But here we are.


I have the weirdest Boehner right now.
2013-12-13 10:30:35 PM
1 votes:

BKITU: what the teatards have said is true, from a potato point of view.


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2013-12-13 10:29:02 PM
1 votes:
Please proceed.
2013-12-13 09:11:13 PM
1 votes:

Mrtraveler01: randomjsa: ...Sort of reminds me of liberals on this very site who I've seen swear that Obama is some kind of center right moderate.

He's not?


Think about who you're talking to, to that dude anyone left of Glenn Beck might as well be Vladimir Lenin
2013-12-13 08:59:15 PM
1 votes:
FloydA:
Elitist libs think words have denotations, but Real Americans know that they only have connotations.

Real Americans don't even know what the word connotation means.
2013-12-13 08:55:49 PM
1 votes:

Githerax: The problem you "elite" liberal "intellectuals" have is that you confine your thinking so much.  To you, every word has a dictionary definition, and that's the only way you can understand that word.  But a true free-thinker can throw out the dictionary and use words to mean entirely different things, vastly expanding the intellectual possibilities of philosophy and understanding.

Free your mind, slaves.


YES!
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Elitist libs think words have denotations, but Real Americans know that they only have connotations.
2013-12-13 08:40:59 PM
1 votes:

vernonFL: I never thought I'd describe John Boehner as a sober, rational person.

But here we are.


You're wrong about the sober part...

/just sayin'
2013-12-13 08:02:25 PM
1 votes:
Yup, that Boehner is a no good tax and spend liberal.  We need a real american tea party patriot to be house speaker.  Someone who will wear a nifty tricorn hat and a pair of pantaloons in the house.  Perhaps they can even write their speeches with a quill and ink instead of with this new fangled word processor.
2013-12-13 07:50:40 PM
1 votes:
The problem you "elite" liberal "intellectuals" have is that you confine your thinking so much.  To you, every word has a dictionary definition, and that's the only way you can understand that word.  But a true free-thinker can throw out the dictionary and use words to mean entirely different things, vastly expanding the intellectual possibilities of philosophy and understanding.

Free your mind, slaves.
2013-12-13 07:39:40 PM
1 votes:

FloydA: [i105.photobucket.com image 425x256]


Bukkake snake on the gasm'ed flag?
2013-12-13 07:00:05 PM
1 votes:
comments there are amazingly entertaining.  
  "REJECT PHONY LIBERALISM! - JOIN THE TEA PARTY"
  "the push that sends Boehner, Cantor, Ryan, and all the other RINO's out the door"
  "the RNC is an enemy of Conservatives"
  "What's extreme about the Tea Party agenda? Please give one concrete example"

I cannot understand how they are oblivious to the cause of their problems.  The "us versus them, all or nothing" mentality is nothing but the definition of division, and they wonder why the Republican party is fracturing.
2013-12-13 06:42:42 PM
1 votes:
We live in a truly farked up universe when people think Boehner is anything but a hard-right ideologue.
2013-12-13 06:42:30 PM
1 votes:

cameroncrazy1984: He wants to cut spending and increase taxes on the top 1%. How is that NOT a moderate position/


HE'S THE LIBERALEST LIB WHO EVER LIBBED, YOU DOLT!!1!11!!one
2013-12-13 06:39:35 PM
1 votes:

DirkValentine: vernonFL: I never thought I'd describe John Boehner as a sober, rational person.

But here we are.

Go have a couple drinks.   Maybe more than a couple.   It should help.


Couple Boehners of scotch and you should be Boehnered enough to believe it.
2013-12-13 06:39:25 PM
1 votes:
Oh yea, here we go. This is definitely gonna be good.


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2013-12-13 06:38:55 PM
1 votes:

edmo: I'm no Boner fan but the Tea Party is seriously hampering his ability to get things done in the way the GOP would like.


YA THINK?!
2013-12-13 06:24:36 PM
1 votes:
"We are the American people!"


Forget about the other 275 million or so of you. It's just us!
2013-12-13 06:18:16 PM
1 votes:

Mrtraveler01: I've been waiting for this thread since Boehner made those comments yesterday.

What took so long?


There were 20 Obamacare headlines to green light.
2013-12-13 06:13:09 PM
1 votes:
Good. Let them eat each other and maybe we can elect someone who can get things done.
2013-12-13 06:09:27 PM
1 votes:
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2013-12-13 06:04:57 PM
1 votes:

timujin: Basically the point I came to make... to these people anyone who would, for any reason, tax the populace and then spend that money is, by definition, a tax-and-spend liberal.


I didn't fight in the whiskey rebellion just to see the government tax people and then spend the proceeds.
2013-12-13 06:03:36 PM
1 votes:
"The last time we checked, we are the American people," the letter said.

Well, you're also a really small political minority that can't get out of its own way and constantly makes it harder to actually achieve your stated goals.

I hope everyone understands that these people will start shooting at us at some point.
2013-12-13 06:02:49 PM
1 votes:
I wish he was a tax and spend person. He is just a spending person.
2013-12-13 06:00:14 PM
1 votes:

zerkalo: [truth-out.org image 320x213]


Dammit. Ok, fine.

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2013-12-13 05:59:36 PM
1 votes:
Reevaluation is for liberal pussies, subby.
2013-12-13 05:59:35 PM
1 votes:
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2013-12-13 05:53:01 PM
1 votes:
Please, proceed.
2013-12-13 05:52:49 PM
1 votes:

Princess Ryans Knickers: Mrtraveler01: I've been waiting for this thread since Boehner made those comments yesterday.

What took so long?

First it had to make the rounds on sites like Reddit, Digg, Yahoo, and FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD.  Next, they had to make sure all funny and mocking headlines were rejected. Next, they had to wait for Drew to sober up and decide what to actually greenlight.


I just thought they all got rejected because none of them made fun of Al Sharpton.

/I keed
2013-12-13 05:52:00 PM
1 votes:

Mrtraveler01: I've been waiting for this thread since Boehner made those comments yesterday.

What took so long?


First it had to make the rounds on sites like Reddit, Digg, Yahoo, and FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD.  Next, they had to make sure all funny and mocking headlines were rejected. Next, they had to wait for Drew to sober up and decide what to actually greenlight.
2013-12-13 05:50:44 PM
1 votes:
This would all be solved with a FEMA camp or two.
2013-12-13 05:32:25 PM
1 votes:
I never thought I'd describe John Boehner as a sober, rational person.

But here we are.
2013-12-13 05:30:33 PM
1 votes:
Hahahaha...

On a serious note, I'd never thought I root for mainstream, moderate Republicans.

Then I think, no...that will confuse the voters, let them derp and eat each other into a Democrat majority, and let's get some things accomplished.

And then I thought, hey...I should have another glass of wine!
 
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