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(The Hill)   When you think Speaker Boehner is a "tax-and-spend liberal," you may need to reevaluate your current grasp on reality   (thehill.com) divider line 205
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2013-12-13 05:09:26 PM
Despite all the gerrymandering, I think there is a chance that the Tea Party could lose the House for the Republicans.....
 
2013-12-13 05:09:55 PM
Well, inasmuch as he has voted in favor of appropriations bills that have nonzero tax rates, and also voted in favor of bills describing specific ways for the Federal government to spend the revenue generated from the aforementioned taxes, and that the combination thereby saddles him as a Marxist among many of the teatarded persuasion... yes, what the teatards have said is true, from a potato point of view.
 
2013-12-13 05:23:05 PM
Tea Party Patriots said Speaker John Boehner (R-Ohio) has "declared war on the Tea Party" with his "smug and pretentious rant" against certain right-wing organizations.


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2013-12-13 05:28:18 PM

BKITU: Well, inasmuch as he has voted in favor of appropriations bills that have nonzero tax rates, and also voted in favor of bills describing specific ways for the Federal government to spend the revenue generated from the aforementioned taxes, and that the combination thereby saddles him as a Marxist among many of the teatarded persuasion... yes, what the teatards have said is true, from a potato point of view.


Basically the point I came to make... to these people anyone who would, for any reason, tax the populace and then spend that money is, by definition, a tax-and-spend liberal.
 
2013-12-13 05:30:33 PM
Hahahaha...

On a serious note, I'd never thought I root for mainstream, moderate Republicans.

Then I think, no...that will confuse the voters, let them derp and eat each other into a Democrat majority, and let's get some things accomplished.

And then I thought, hey...I should have another glass of wine!
 
2013-12-13 05:32:25 PM
I never thought I'd describe John Boehner as a sober, rational person.

But here we are.
 
2013-12-13 05:36:38 PM

timujin: BKITU: Well, inasmuch as he has voted in favor of appropriations bills that have nonzero tax rates, and also voted in favor of bills describing specific ways for the Federal government to spend the revenue generated from the aforementioned taxes, and that the combination thereby saddles him as a Marxist among many of the teatarded persuasion... yes, what the teatards have said is true, from a potato point of view.

Basically the point I came to make... to these people anyone who would, for any reason, tax the populace and then spend that money is, by definition, a tax-and-spend liberal.


Because in a free country everything should be free

/amirite?
 
2013-12-13 05:37:18 PM
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2013-12-13 05:41:38 PM
I'm no Boner fan but the Tea Party is seriously hampering his ability to get things done in the way the GOP would like.
 
2013-12-13 05:49:19 PM

SecretAgentWoman: Hahahaha...

On a serious note, I'd never thought I root for mainstream, moderate Republicans.

Then I think, no...that will confuse the voters, let them derp and eat each other into a Democrat majority, and let's get some things accomplished.

And then I thought, hey...I should have another glass of wine!


Careful. "Mainstream, moderate Republicans" are largely indistinguishable from George W. Bush.
 
2013-12-13 05:49:45 PM
I've been waiting for this thread since Boehner made those comments yesterday.

What took so long?
 
2013-12-13 05:50:44 PM
This would all be solved with a FEMA camp or two.
 
2013-12-13 05:50:50 PM
Eat each other.
 
2013-12-13 05:51:59 PM
How else can one man afford all that spray on tan?
 
2013-12-13 05:52:00 PM

Mrtraveler01: I've been waiting for this thread since Boehner made those comments yesterday.

What took so long?


First it had to make the rounds on sites like Reddit, Digg, Yahoo, and FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD.  Next, they had to make sure all funny and mocking headlines were rejected. Next, they had to wait for Drew to sober up and decide what to actually greenlight.
 
2013-12-13 05:52:49 PM

Princess Ryans Knickers: Mrtraveler01: I've been waiting for this thread since Boehner made those comments yesterday.

What took so long?

First it had to make the rounds on sites like Reddit, Digg, Yahoo, and FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD.  Next, they had to make sure all funny and mocking headlines were rejected. Next, they had to wait for Drew to sober up and decide what to actually greenlight.


I just thought they all got rejected because none of them made fun of Al Sharpton.

/I keed
 
2013-12-13 05:52:52 PM
How long until Rand Paul and Steve Stockman are revealed to be America-hating, ACORN-beholden, aroused-by-Soros, Monticello-upper-decking. John-Wilkes-Booth-worshiping, tax-and-flag-burn Commusexualismistics?
 
2013-12-13 05:53:01 PM
Please, proceed.
 
2013-12-13 05:55:10 PM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: How long until Rand Paul and Steve Stockman are revealed to be America-hating, ACORN-beholden, aroused-by-Soros, Monticello-upper-decking. John-Wilkes-Booth-worshiping, tax-and-flag-burn Commusexualismistics?


Bravissimo!
 
2013-12-13 05:56:02 PM
I'm just here for the inevitable flame war.

/Popcorn is needed.
//And more alkyhol.
 
2013-12-13 05:58:45 PM
truth-out.org
 
2013-12-13 05:59:35 PM
theunrecordedman.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-12-13 05:59:36 PM
Reevaluation is for liberal pussies, subby.
 
2013-12-13 06:00:14 PM

zerkalo: [truth-out.org image 320x213]


Dammit. Ok, fine.

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2013-12-13 06:02:49 PM
I wish he was a tax and spend person. He is just a spending person.
 
2013-12-13 06:03:36 PM
"The last time we checked, we are the American people," the letter said.

Well, you're also a really small political minority that can't get out of its own way and constantly makes it harder to actually achieve your stated goals.

I hope everyone understands that these people will start shooting at us at some point.
 
2013-12-13 06:04:57 PM

timujin: Basically the point I came to make... to these people anyone who would, for any reason, tax the populace and then spend that money is, by definition, a tax-and-spend liberal.


I didn't fight in the whiskey rebellion just to see the government tax people and then spend the proceeds.
 
2013-12-13 06:05:31 PM

vernonFL: I never thought I'd describe John Boehner as a sober, rational person.

But here we are.


I can only assume this tea party backlash should get him right back on that single malt sippy cup.
 
2013-12-13 06:05:33 PM

BKITU: Well, inasmuch as he has voted in favor of appropriations bills that have nonzero tax rates, and also voted in favor of bills describing specific ways for the Federal government to spend the revenue generated from the aforementioned taxes, and that the combination thereby saddles him as a Marxist among many of the teatarded persuasion... yes, what the teatards have said is true, from a potato point of view.


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2013-12-13 06:06:36 PM
So, if I was Republican, I would now have to deiced which kind of Republican I am?
How many types of "Republican" are there?
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Are you people sure you know what you're doing?
 
2013-12-13 06:06:39 PM
I been sayin since day 1 Boehner is the biggest lib there is in Congress and you libs are just pretending he's not to try to trick the Real American Patriots into believing lies and deceit so you can feel better about getting suckered in to 0bummer's lies afterward. John Boehner is a tax and spend liberal, as opposed to the alternative no taxes and spend anyway Real American Patriots
 
2013-12-13 06:07:23 PM

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2013-12-13 06:09:27 PM
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2013-12-13 06:11:00 PM
Sh*t, spending is exactly what we need right now. We should be so lucky.
 
2013-12-13 06:11:20 PM
You never see Karl Marx and John Boehner in the same room at the same time. Coincidence?
 
2013-12-13 06:12:10 PM
It's simple math. Boehner's liberalness can be measured by dividing Fartbongo by Boehner, plus herp. This gives us Boehner's derp quotient. If his derp is less than potato, then he is a lib. And clearly, as any astute mathematician can see, his derp quotient is precisely .984 potato. We here at the Family Association of Truth and Values of American Greatness have determined, through our in-depth mathematical formula, that Boehner is indeed a left-wing lib Marxist.
 
2013-12-13 06:12:25 PM
But doesn't tax & spend make a dickload more sense than borrow & spend if one worries about deficits and such?
 
2013-12-13 06:13:09 PM
Good. Let them eat each other and maybe we can elect someone who can get things done.
 
2013-12-13 06:14:39 PM

Doktor_Zhivago: You never see Karl Marx and John Boehner in the same room at the same time. Coincidence?


Duh, Karl Marx is a lizard person. Boehner is just his latest disguise.
 
2013-12-13 06:15:34 PM
But is he a forgive and forget Christian?

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2013-12-13 06:15:54 PM

zerkalo: [truth-out.org image 320x213]


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2013-12-13 06:16:51 PM

QuesoDelicioso: But doesn't tax & spend make a dickload more sense than borrow & spend if one worries about deficits and such?


It does, which is why the teabaggers have been saying it is somehow a bad thing.
 
2013-12-13 06:17:08 PM

QuesoDelicioso: But doesn't tax & spend make a dickload more sense than borrow & spend if one worries about deficits and such?


Only if the money isn't going to those good for nothing layabout shines. Hard work, Jesus, and the lash are what they need by gum!
 
2013-12-13 06:18:16 PM

Mrtraveler01: I've been waiting for this thread since Boehner made those comments yesterday.

What took so long?


There were 20 Obamacare headlines to green light.
 
2013-12-13 06:22:32 PM
...Sort of reminds me of liberals on this very site who I've seen swear that Obama is some kind of center right moderate.
 
2013-12-13 06:23:46 PM

randomjsa: ...Sort of reminds me of liberals on this very site who I've seen swear that Obama is some kind of center right moderate.


He's not?
 
2013-12-13 06:24:36 PM
"We are the American people!"


Forget about the other 275 million or so of you. It's just us!
 
2013-12-13 06:26:58 PM

Heliovdrake: zerkalo: [truth-out.org image 320x213]

fusillade762: [theunrecordedman.files.wordpress.com image 400x324]


Ok, that's the first time in quite a while I laughed aloud at something in the politics tab.
 
2013-12-13 06:27:12 PM
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2013-12-13 06:28:05 PM

randomjsa: ...Sort of reminds me of liberals on this very site who I've seen swear that Obama is some kind of center right moderate.


I know! Both sides are bad. LOL.
 
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