Richard C Stanford: Walking proof that Democrats can out-derp conservatives. Let's see some more.
timujin: While I was all ready to come in and decry this as being abjectly stupid, it seems like she just got flustered by the lack of time and forgot to include the prefix "non".
Satanic_Hamster: So that means we should cancel ALL unemployment benefits and require that everyone out of work spend their days doing lawn work for the rich for free.
El Pachuco: udhq: dinch: udhq: Well, yeah, "funny" in the way the rabbiatchasing Carter was funny. There was no "criticism" for it, though.Still have a hard time believing the pretzel thing though. I still think somebody beat the shiat out of him. Like one of Cheney's goons or his dad or something.The way I heard it, people thought they were covering up for him having fallen off the wagon. It's still weird that he was apparently able to choke to the point of passing out without the SS stepping in, though.[img.photobucket.com image 300x182]It takes about two minutes to lose consciousness when choking, and then fall over. We were told that Laura was in the next room and heard nothing - you'd think W would have tried to go to her for help before falling over.It takes about zero seconds to fall over when you're falling-down drunk.Which scenario is more likely?[wonkette.com image 273x200]
Captain Dan: Frank N Stein: Derp: This word seriously needs to die.Sorry, Haters: "Derp" Is a Useful Term, and It's Here to Stay
Tor_Eckman: Frank N Stein: Richard C Stanford: derpTor_Eckman: derpmrshowrules: derpDemonEater: derpCaptain Dan: DerpCaptain Dan: DerpEl Pachuco: derpThis word seriously needs to die.If you have a better word for the shiate that constantly flows from the right (and yes, occasionally from the left) in this country I'm more than willing to entertain it.
Dusk-You-n-Me: Frank N Stein: This word seriously needs to die.I second this motion.
Richard C Stanford: derp
Captain Dan: Derp
El Pachuco: derp
Pants full of macaroni!!: Sheila Jackson Lee is an utter moron, and is thus representative of what ALL democrat Liberals believe.
impaler: U6 "unemployment" figures count people that are "under-employed," i.e. have a job that pays shat/part-time. So technically one could give unemployment benefits to these people even though they do some work. Of course that wasn't what she was talking about."Let us vote to provide for unemployment insurance for working men and women."In order to receive unemployment insurance, you have to first be employed. I.e. be a "working man or woman." But I digress.
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