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(Chron)   She's the gift that keeps giving: Queen Sheila Jackson Lee (D-ippity do da) calls for members of Congress to extend unemployment benefits to "working men and women"   (chron.com) divider line 169
    More: Dumbass, unemployment compensation, congresses, u.s. rep.  
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2013-12-13 09:16:47 PM
 Chron is her district's local paper/media. No one else cares.
 
2013-12-13 10:14:55 PM

El Pachuco: OH FFS YOU COMPLETE AND UTTER MORONS SHE CLEARLY MISSPOKE

This only makes you look stupid.

You.

Not Rep. Lee.

You.

Seriously, y'all are a bunch of shiat-for-brains pretending your potato-hardest that she really meant we should give unemployment benefits to people with jobs.

STOP THAT.

Hurr durr herp derp derp har Lee sez "gib bennies to workers" har har aint she stoopid hurr.

In case the above is somehow unclear, no one with a functioning frontal lobe would think Rep. Lee intended to say what the headline claims she intended to say.  If you think she meant that, you are stupid.  If you have to work that hard to smear someone you are an utter failure at life.


The irony being is that even if she had meant give working people unemployment benefits, given the median wages in this country, she'd have a point.
 
2013-12-13 10:18:26 PM
BTW, can subby explain why whenever I click on the headline every dog within a block's distance of my house goes apeshiat?  Just can't figure out how they hear me clicking.
 
2013-12-13 10:23:53 PM

Dancin_In_Anson: mediablitz: She's an idiot

StopLurkListen: That was a total brainfart

Pants full of macaroni!!: Sheila Jackson Lee is an utter moron

Racists!


Says no one on these boards.
 
2013-12-13 10:35:04 PM

Empty Matchbook: Says no one on these boards.


vernonFL: Shes the gift that keeps on giving for racists who will always have a Crazy Black Woman to point to.

 
2013-12-13 11:29:35 PM

Dancin_In_Anson: Empty Matchbook: Says no one on these boards.

vernonFL: Shes the gift that keeps on giving for racists who will always have a Crazy Black Woman to point to.


Looks like you completely missed the point on that one.  Hint: Racists compare all black reps to Sheila Jackson Lee.
 
2013-12-13 11:57:34 PM

El Pachuco: OH FFS YOU COMPLETE AND UTTER MORONS SHE CLEARLY MISSPOKE

This only makes you look stupid.

You.

Not Rep. Lee.

You.

Seriously, y'all are a bunch of shiat-for-brains pretending your potato-hardest that she really meant we should give unemployment benefits to people with jobs.

STOP THAT.

Hurr durr herp derp derp har Lee sez "gib bennies to workers" har har aint she stoopid hurr.

In case the above is somehow unclear, no one with a functioning frontal lobe would think Rep. Lee intended to say what the headline claims she intended to say.  If you think she meant that, you are stupid.  If you have to work that hard to smear someone you are an utter failure at life.


i stopped reading here to say THIS. as well put as i might and easier. a win win for all.
 
2013-12-14 01:34:28 AM

Frank N Stein: Richard C Stanford: derp

Tor_Eckman: derp

mrshowrules: derp

DemonEater: derp

Captain Dan: Derp

Captain Dan: Derp

El Pachuco: derp

This word seriously needs to die.


Herpety doo dah, derpety ay.
My, oh my, what a derpety day.
Plenty of morans votin' my way.
Herpety doo dah, derpety ay!

Got a chip here on my shoulder.
Don't know the truth, don't know what's actual,
Everything is counterfactual.

Herpety doo dah, derpety ay.
Votin' for teatards, wonderful day!
 
2013-12-14 01:35:52 AM
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2013-12-14 03:28:17 AM

SevenizGud: El Pachuco: In case the above is somehow unclear, no one with a functioning frontal lobe would think Rep. Lee intended to say what the headline claims she intended to say. If you think she meant that, you are stupid. If you have to work that hard to smear someone you are an utter failure at life.

No, this is what Jackson Lee really believes.


Keep on believing, lil' potato!  Maybe someday you'll get someone else to agree that Obama thinks there's 57 states too.  Keep reaching for that rainbow!
 
2013-12-14 04:27:03 AM

El Pachuco: SevenizGud: El Pachuco: In case the above is somehow unclear, no one with a functioning frontal lobe would think Rep. Lee intended to say what the headline claims she intended to say. If you think she meant that, you are stupid. If you have to work that hard to smear someone you are an utter failure at life.

No, this is what Jackson Lee really believes.

Keep on believing, lil' potato!  Maybe someday you'll get someone else to agree that Obama thinks there's 57 states too.  Keep reaching for that rainbow!


I honestly looked at the headline and wondered what the hell Subby was getting at.  "Working man/woman" is a generic term for someone in the working class.  It still applies if that person is unemployed at the time.  It's one of those "LOLZ caught a lib saying something stupid!" moments that makes the person who said it look much stupider than the supposed "stupid lib".
 
2013-12-14 09:30:33 AM

Fart_Machine: Looks like you completely missed the point on that one. Hint: Racists compare all black reps to Sheila Jackson Lee.


i1123.photobucket.com

 
2013-12-14 10:31:45 AM
Let's just admit the truth:

Every politician from Texas is a moron.
Just consider the source...
 
2013-12-14 10:32:46 AM

strathcona: Richard C Stanford: Walking proof that Democrats can out-derp conservatives. Let's see some more.

Are you retarded or trolling?


Mostly trolling, but really, I want some examples of liberals saying or doing stupid things. Come on, PETAs got a ton of stupid stuff.
 
2013-12-14 10:52:42 AM
They're "working men and women" like Mitt Romney is "Governor Romney."
 
2013-12-14 12:37:11 PM

Without Fail: Let's just admit the truth:

Every politician from Texas is a moron.
Just consider the source...


Well, *almost* every politician from Texas.

lh3.ggpht.com
 
2013-12-14 12:40:28 PM

Dancin_In_Anson: Fart_Machine: Looks like you completely missed the point on that one. Hint: Racists compare all black reps to Sheila Jackson Lee.

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So you're obtuse too.  Well good job I guess.
 
2013-12-14 03:04:20 PM

Fart_Machine: Dancin_In_Anson: Empty Matchbook: Says no one on these boards.

vernonFL: Shes the gift that keeps on giving for racists who will always have a Crazy Black Woman to point to.

Looks like you completely missed the point on that one.  Hint: Racists compare all black reps to Sheila Jackson Lee.


THIS. You really don't HAVE to stretch so far to make yourself right, just give up the persecution complex and you'll stop saying wrong things.
 
2013-12-14 10:28:02 PM

Nabb1: Dinki: This is actually a republican idea- subsidize employee pay below a certain threshold. Then you could justify doing away with the minimum wage. It's a win-win! For employers anyway.
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Way OT, but I read an article in Mental_Floss that claims Kubrick tricked Scott into overacting. This clip captures that perfectly.
 
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