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(Guardian)   Beyonce wears a fur coat to a vegan restaurant   (theguardian.com) divider line 59
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2013-12-13 02:31:31 PM  
Meh. Let me know when she wears a coat made of vegans.
 
2013-12-13 02:32:21 PM  
I'm assuming the dumbass tag is because someone went to a vegan restaurant.
 
2013-12-13 02:38:59 PM  
Someone call the Vegan Police
 
2013-12-13 02:39:33 PM  
What's her Fark handle?  Sounds like something one of us would do.
 
2013-12-13 02:40:40 PM  
Did she wear it expecting to eat the fur?
 
2013-12-13 02:41:17 PM  

regindyn: I'm assuming the dumbass tag is because someone went to a vegan restaurant.


I know a really great vegan restaurant actually...it's called "A Garden" and every now & then they open a location in some old neglected vacant lot...it's very hipster.  All fresh vegetables...locally-sourced...raw-food trendy.  Totally awesome.

/meh
 
2013-12-13 02:47:08 PM  
vegan restaurant? you mean a salad bar?
 
2013-12-13 02:49:01 PM  
Dat ass.
 
2013-12-13 02:50:21 PM  
Celebs are dumbasses, pass it on...
 
2013-12-13 02:52:07 PM  
Goddammit.  Now I like Beyonce.  Fark!
 
2013-12-13 02:52:39 PM  

regindyn: I'm assuming the dumbass tag is because someone went to a vegan restaurant.


It's not bad food when prepared by someone that knows what they're doing. Always overpriced though.
 
2013-12-13 02:58:11 PM  
In other news from the Who The Fark Cares desk, I just farted.
 
2013-12-13 03:08:31 PM  
There really isn't anything wrong with vegan food. Now the vegan diet, on the other hand...
 
2013-12-13 03:10:51 PM  
It's like a perfect storm of irrelevance.
 
2013-12-13 03:13:36 PM  

Zul the Magnificent: Dat ass.


Even a vegetarian would consider eating that...
 
2013-12-13 03:14:58 PM  
Did you guys read in the article that it might also be to help a friend promote their vegetarian / vegan company?
 
2013-12-13 03:18:09 PM  
static.gamespot.com

close enough.
 
2013-12-13 03:23:43 PM  

exick: In other news from the Who The Fark Cares desk, I just farted.


Damn, dude! Shoulda autotuned it.

Unless of course it was an SBD; in that case, I hope you had a window open.
 
2013-12-13 03:25:38 PM  
Are you supposed to eat fur coat? What the hell is the problem with wearing it then? How else can you use it?
 
2013-12-13 03:34:51 PM  
This vegan girl i knew use to do the exact same shiat.
 
2013-12-13 03:34:59 PM  
That's how she trolls.
 
2013-12-13 03:38:41 PM  
Did she have the fur burger?
 
2013-12-13 03:40:01 PM  
"the dark forest of zeitgeisty nutritional neuroses" - nice turn of phrase.
 
2013-12-13 03:40:03 PM  

Bermuda59: Someone call the Vegan Police



i567.photobucket.com

The vegan police, they live inside of my head.
The vegan police, they come to me in my bed.
The vegan police, they're coming to arrest me, oh no.
 
2013-12-13 03:41:03 PM  

The_Sponge: Bermuda59: Someone call the Vegan Police


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The vegan police, they live inside of my head.
The vegan police, they come to me in my bed.
The vegan police, they're coming to arrest me, oh no.


fcdn.mtbr.com
 
2013-12-13 03:41:04 PM  

AnotherBluesStringer: There really isn't anything wrong with vegan food. Now the vegan diet, on the other hand...



Of course not, I love having broccoli or asparagus next to my steak.
 
2013-12-13 03:41:41 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: The_Sponge: Bermuda59: Someone call the Vegan Police


[i567.photobucket.com image 451x450]

The vegan police, they live inside of my head.
The vegan police, they come to me in my bed.
The vegan police, they're coming to arrest me, oh no.

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What's that from?
 
2013-12-13 03:44:13 PM  

The_Sponge: Satanic_Hamster: The_Sponge: Bermuda59: Someone call the Vegan Police


[i567.photobucket.com image 451x450]

The vegan police, they live inside of my head.
The vegan police, they come to me in my bed.
The vegan police, they're coming to arrest me, oh no.

[fcdn.mtbr.com image 799x457]


What's that from?


Scott Pilgrim
 
2013-12-13 03:46:28 PM  
Did she eat the animal that the fur came off of in the restaurant?  If not then who cares?  The animal isn't using it anymore.
 
2013-12-13 03:47:37 PM  

i.telegraph.co.uk

They see me trollin....

 
2013-12-13 03:56:36 PM  
That takes chutzpah. I like her even more now.
 
2013-12-13 04:07:58 PM  
I'm so tired of her. She, Jay-Z, Lady Gaga, Kim K & Kanye, Goop and Taylor Swift all need to take a nice, long "3 hour tour" on a boat, never to be heard from again.
 
2013-12-13 04:08:30 PM  

ShadowKamui: The_Sponge: Satanic_Hamster: The_Sponge: Bermuda59: Someone call the Vegan Police


[i567.photobucket.com image 451x450]

The vegan police, they live inside of my head.
The vegan police, they come to me in my bed.
The vegan police, they're coming to arrest me, oh no.

[fcdn.mtbr.com image 799x457]


What's that from?

Scott Pilgrim


vs. the World
 
2013-12-13 04:19:11 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: ShadowKamui: The_Sponge: Satanic_Hamster: The_Sponge: Bermuda59: Someone call the Vegan Police


[i567.photobucket.com image 451x450]

The vegan police, they live inside of my head.
The vegan police, they come to me in my bed.
The vegan police, they're coming to arrest me, oh no.

[fcdn.mtbr.com image 799x457]


What's that from?

Scott Pilgrim

vs. the World


Beyonce is going to loose her Vegan powers
 
2013-12-13 04:28:15 PM  
i don't know about their food but i heard Vogon poetry was the worst.
 
2013-12-13 04:46:41 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2013-12-13 04:55:31 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: That takes chutzpah.



...or obliviousness.
 
2013-12-13 04:56:07 PM  
I don't even....

s3-ec.buzzfed.com
 
2013-12-13 04:58:34 PM  

SubBass49: regindyn: I'm assuming the dumbass tag is because someone went to a vegan restaurant.

I know a really great vegan restaurant actually...it's called "A Garden" and every now & then they open a location in some old neglected vacant lot...it's very hipster.  All fresh vegetables...locally-sourced...raw-food trendy.  Totally awesome.

/meh


Huh. Iv never heard of it...
 
2013-12-13 05:00:58 PM  

AngryDragon: Goddammit.  Now I like Beyonce.  Fark!


I not sure if I can go as far as like...


But I respect this move.
 
2013-12-13 05:11:53 PM  

bdub77: I don't even....


"Got all of our scalps"?
Did a furry write this or just a very stupid person?
 
2013-12-13 05:13:47 PM  
And just like that I think I'm a Beyonce fan

/she does that song disco sticks, right?
 
2013-12-13 05:29:43 PM  
I actually know a vegan who wears a fur hat. He's vegan because he truly believes that it's healthier for him and better for the environment, not because he thinks animals are cute and killing them is wrong.
 
2013-12-13 05:57:02 PM  

bdub77: I don't even....

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I know what the words mean but in the order they are written they don't mean a thing to me at all. Is this what it is like for Americans reading British newspaper articles?

I do know that nothing in this world could possibly sound less appetizing than an "ass lunch," whatever that is and however it could possibly be good.
 
2013-12-13 06:10:53 PM  

Por que tan serioso: SubBass49: regindyn: I'm assuming the dumbass tag is because someone went to a vegan restaurant.

I know a really great vegan restaurant actually...it's called "A Garden" and every now & then they open a location in some old neglected vacant lot...it's very hipster.  All fresh vegetables...locally-sourced...raw-food trendy.  Totally awesome.

/meh

Huh. Iv never heard of it...


Now that you have, it's no longer cool any more...
 
2013-12-13 06:11:29 PM  

Saiga410: Did she wear it expecting to eat the fur?


I'd pay good money to watch Beyonce munch fur...NTTAWWT
 
2013-12-13 06:14:32 PM  
She isn't eating vegan because she loves animals.

She is eating vegan because she hates plants.
 
2013-12-13 06:20:08 PM  
the Fark hivemind is strong with this one. I pity anyone who has a different opinion than you vindictive fellows.

not that im a vegan, but why the hell would anyone care about what someone else  doesnt eat?

you all sound like a bunch of christians, angry at atheists for not believing in god.
 
2013-12-13 06:21:01 PM  

The_Sponge: AnotherBluesStringer: There really isn't anything wrong with vegan food. Now the vegan diet, on the other hand...


Of course not, I love having broccoli or asparagus next to my steak.


Potato is a vegetable.
 
2013-12-13 06:22:13 PM  

KillAllHumans: the Fark hivemind is strong with this one. I pity anyone who has a different opinion than you vindictive fellows.

not that im a vegan, but why the hell would anyone care about what someone else  doesnt eat?

you all sound like a bunch of christians, angry at atheists for not believing in god.


It diverts resources from something we care about. There, are you happy now?
 
2013-12-13 06:35:24 PM  
Not sure if I would give less farks about this or the news on NPR today that Beyonce had come out with a new "secret" album.  Seriously, of all the farks that must be given in the world, why are any spared on idiot celebrities?
 
2013-12-13 06:47:22 PM  

BigSnatch: I actually know a vegan who wears a fur hat. He's vegan because he truly believes that it's healthier for him and better for the environment, not because he thinks animals are cute and killing them is wrong.


The only vegans I have a problem with are the "holier-than-thou" vegans.  Than again, that applies to pretty much all other groups, too.

The health-type vegans have a point, though.  Most people can have a healthier, possibly better life by eating less meat, more not-meat.  Also, that not-meat isn't automatically not-tasty.  Like anything, it's the people that take it too far and beat you over the head with it that lose any opportunity at changing your mind.

As for Beyonce, would she like it if someone went in to her get-away place and started playing good music?  I imagine she wouldn't like that very much.
 
2013-12-13 09:06:54 PM  
Clealy she never attended Vegan Academy.
 
2013-12-13 09:15:14 PM  
Sounds like something Bourdain would do!! Pretty sure he'll comment on this quite soon.
 
2013-12-13 11:06:58 PM  
What?  It's not like she ate it.
 
2013-12-13 11:44:36 PM  

sweetfark: I'm so tired of her. She, Jay-Z, Lady Gaga, Kim K & Kanye, Goop and Taylor Swift all need to take a nice, long "3 hour tour" on a boat, never to be heard from again.


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2013-12-14 12:01:44 AM  

LewDux: sweetfark: I'm so tired of her. She, Jay-Z, Lady Gaga, Kim K & Kanye, Goop and Taylor Swift all need to take a nice, long "3 hour tour" on a boat, never to be heard from again.

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Why is it the only thing that comes to my mind is a bullet is passing through all of them like that Korn video?
 
2013-12-14 12:19:45 AM  

bdub77: LewDux: sweetfark: I'm so tired of her. She, Jay-Z, Lady Gaga, Kim K & Kanye, Goop and Taylor Swift all need to take a nice, long "3 hour tour" on a boat, never to be heard from again.

[atlantablackstar.com image 212x160]

[atlantablackstar.com image 425x319]

[atlantablackstar.com image 850x638]

Why is it the only thing that comes to my mind is a bullet is passing through all of them like that Korn video?


Because, unlike some other farkers, you have enough self-esteem and don't need idiot celebrities to remind you how much better you are?
 
2013-12-14 05:18:25 AM  
My parents are frequently confused and irritated when vegans come over to their house and then smoke and drink constantly. To them, veganism is a health thing. And perhaps it is to many.

/Vegans just smoke to kill their taste buds so they won't notice how much vegan food sucks
 
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