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(Daily Mail)   Open letter to Kanye West from cop is hilarious   (dailymail.co.uk ) divider line
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12428 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 13 Dec 2013 at 12:08 PM (2 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-12-13 12:45:49 PM  
4 votes:
lh6.ggpht.com
2013-12-13 12:10:53 PM  
4 votes:

SundaesChild: Does he put his life in danger?  Absolutely.  John Lennon and Rebecca Schaeffer were shot and killed by stalkers.  George Harrison was stabbed.


And yet, somehow, Kanye is still here.  Come ON people, think of it as a service to Humanity!
2013-12-13 12:18:02 PM  
3 votes:
He sounds jelly.
2013-12-13 02:28:14 PM  
2 votes:

SundaesChild: I just had an argument with someone on Facebook about this.  Should Kanye compare himself to a police officer or combat soldier?  No, of course not.  Does he put his life in danger?  Absolutely.  John Lennon and Rebecca Schaeffer were shot and killed by stalkers.  George Harrison was stabbed.  Princess Diana was chased into a tunnel by paparazzi and died in a car crash.  People act insane around celebrities.


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2013-12-13 02:04:27 PM  
2 votes:
One of Kanye's fans responded in the comments:

"We don't spend are hard earned money on taxes to pay for police officers to write to celebrities instead of doing their job period."  Braveheart, from Texas
2013-12-13 02:03:10 PM  
2 votes:
Aww, I thought "open letter" was code for beat-down. :(
2013-12-13 01:42:53 PM  
2 votes:

Apok451: Kanye is a douchecanoe.  We all know this to be true.



Well damn - I thought this was going to be the start of a sweet rhyme.
2013-12-13 01:10:58 PM  
2 votes:
img.fark.net
2013-12-13 12:52:47 PM  
2 votes:
Kanye West needs to give it a Kanye rest.
2013-12-13 12:51:03 PM  
2 votes:

SundaesChild: I just had an argument with someone on Facebook about this.  Should Kanye compare himself to a police officer or combat soldier?  No, of course not.  Does he put his life in danger?  Absolutely.  John Lennon and Rebecca Schaeffer were shot and killed by stalkers.  George Harrison was stabbed.  Princess Diana was chased into a tunnel by paparazzi and died in a car crash.  People act insane around celebrities.


Yes, but those people were talented and generally liked. Who would want to get famous for killing these two? At most you'd get a jail sentence and a parade or two in your honor.
2013-12-13 12:47:07 PM  
2 votes:

jankyboy: Kanye can't even buy his girl a dress that isn't torn.


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www.garot.com
"♪ ♫  In the middle of LA, land of quakes and fires
There's a stuck-up stupid hobbit only Kanye admires..... ♪ ♫  "
2013-12-13 12:34:39 PM  
2 votes:

Mikey1969: ...after star compares his career to the work of cops soldiers

What are "cops soldiers"? Sounds scary.


post-apocalyptic JUDGES

be afraid
2013-12-13 11:59:55 AM  
2 votes:

foo monkey: Open letters are stupid and attention-whoring.


And seeing where it ended up, you're right on both counts.
2013-12-13 04:07:44 PM  
1 vote:

IC Stars: I'm Kanye West, wearing a flak vest.
Hangin' on the front lines, this is my test.
Gotta make it past this day without getting shot.
Hope and I pray that my number's not bought...


Obviously you haven't heard bound 2
those rhymes are way too good.
2013-12-13 02:42:37 PM  
1 vote:

foo monkey: Open letters are stupid and attention-whoring.


Oh, stop whining, Kanye.
2013-12-13 02:14:17 PM  
1 vote:
That was the best open letter of all time.
2013-12-13 01:51:52 PM  
1 vote:

jankyboy: Kanye can't even buy his girl a dress that isn't torn.


Well, if she keeps adventuring with Gandalf, they'll just get torn anyway
2013-12-13 01:50:50 PM  
1 vote:

SlothB77: Wasn't Kanye trolling when he said that?


Kanye trolling Tom Cruise?
I don't think KW is subtle enough for that.
2013-12-13 01:33:31 PM  
1 vote:

SundaesChild: I just had an argument with someone on Facebook about this.  Should Kanye compare himself to a police officer or combat soldier?  No, of course not.  Does he put his life in danger?  Absolutely.  John Lennon and Rebecca Schaeffer were shot and killed by stalkers.  George Harrison was stabbed.  Princess Diana was chased into a tunnel by paparazzi and died in a car crash.  People act insane around celebrities.


So you're saying we're not trying hard enough?
2013-12-13 12:48:00 PM  
1 vote:

jankyboy: Kanye can't even buy his girl a dress that isn't torn.

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His head looks like an over-inflated gourd.
2013-12-13 12:46:02 PM  
1 vote:

Detinwolf: Mikey1969: ...after star compares his career to the work of cops soldiers

What are "cops soldiers"? Sounds scary.

post-apocalyptic JUDGES

be afraid


i1.ytimg.com

PICK UP THAT CAN, CITIZEN!
2013-12-13 12:17:16 PM  
1 vote:
Kayne's jowls look like Kim's mudflaps. Delicious.
2013-12-13 12:13:01 PM  
1 vote:
Kanye can't even buy his girl a dress that isn't torn.

i.dailymail.co.uk
2013-12-13 12:06:35 PM  
1 vote:
Looks like Kanye bagged another one.

This time he got chief Sitting Bull.
 
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