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(Daily Mail)   The universe could be about to collapse and everything in it - including us - will be compressed into a small, hard ball. This is especially annoying considering the weekend is coming up   ( ) divider line 17
    More: Unlikely, universe, physical changes, billionths, space-time, PhD student, speed of light, particles, physicists  
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2013-12-13 11:39:07 AM  
4 votes:

2013-12-13 12:02:44 PM  
3 votes:
Fortunately, even if a phase transition is eating away at the vacuum somewhere at the speed of light, space is big.  Really big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mindbogglingly big it is.  I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space.
2013-12-13 12:21:04 PM  
2 votes:
"I'm crushing your universe!  CRUSH!  CRUSH!"
2013-12-13 11:59:26 AM  
2 votes:
2013-12-13 11:43:57 AM  
2 votes:
Sure. Just when I'm about to win the Megamillions jackpot. farking figures.
2013-12-13 11:38:17 AM  
2 votes:
"There's something very important I forgot to tell you! Don't cross the streams... It would be bad... Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light."
2013-12-13 04:25:16 PM  
1 vote:

FloydA: Wellon Dowd: Mr. Fuzzypaws: The universe always has and always will be.

What? Has been and will be what?


The whole thing?
2013-12-13 04:22:01 PM  
1 vote:

Wellon Dowd: Mr. Fuzzypaws: The universe always has and always will be.

What? Has been and will be what?

2013-12-13 01:42:03 PM  
1 vote:

Ghastly: So...? Just change the gravitational constant on the universe. Problem solved.

First, assume a perfectly spherical cow...
2013-12-13 01:24:31 PM  
1 vote:
I say we do the Conservative thing and execute all the physicists. Also, burn their books to make sure this nonsense can't happen again.

/problem solved
2013-12-13 01:24:14 PM  
1 vote:

phaseolus: University of Southern Denmark

I didn't think Denmark was big enough to have a South
Lots of planets have a north countries have a south.
2013-12-13 12:53:04 PM  
1 vote:
So we are all going to be squished together? Kinky.
2013-12-13 12:51:19 PM  
1 vote:

FloydA: If scientists are correct, the universe will be utterly destroyed.  As a "glass half-full" kind of guy, I would like to point out that this includes Kanye and James Dobson.

Well, the universe will die from expansion or from compression. Or not.
2013-12-13 12:25:43 PM  
1 vote:
Sincerely doubt I'd per affected by it anytime soon if it did happen, and if so, what the fark can I do about it, so who cares.
2013-12-13 11:47:10 AM  
1 vote:
"The basis of the theory is that sooner or later a radical shift in the forces of the universe will cause every particle in it to become extremely heavy.   Everything - every grain of sand, every planet and every galaxy - will become billions of times heavier than it is now."

... a process that may have already begun with Subby's Mom.
2013-12-13 11:46:25 AM  
1 vote:

Torqueknot: What difference does it make if the ball is hard or not?

Because when the balls are high and tight it means they're about to bust it.
2013-12-13 11:45:27 AM  
1 vote:
What difference does it make if the ball is hard or not?

/Quit linking Daily Fail 'science' articles ya twunts
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