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(CBS Sacramento)   I will not get drunk at a wedding and go steal the naked picture of a woman on a cigar over the urinal in the Citizen Hotel. I will not get drunk at a wedding and go steal the naked picture of a woman on a cigar over the urinal in the Citizen Hotel   (sacramento.cbslocal.com) divider line 28
    More: Dumbass, Citizen Hotel, Sacramento, urinals, cigars, paintings  
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2013-12-13 12:40:32 PM
Crap. I got drunk at a wedding and stole the naked picture of a woman on a cigar over the urinal in the Citizen Hotel.

Again.

Sorry.
 
2013-12-13 01:00:06 PM
Monica?
 
2013-12-13 01:00:58 PM
That's what bridesmaids are for.
 
2013-12-13 01:02:23 PM
Is the picture naked or is the woman?

/pedant
 
2013-12-13 01:04:41 PM
BIE with cigar, right?
 
2013-12-13 01:04:42 PM
Yeah, ill do it sober.
 
2013-12-13 01:05:03 PM
Looks like a nice painting, I'd probably do the same 7+ years ago in the same situation.
 
2013-12-13 01:05:26 PM

fatassbastard: Is the picture naked or is the woman?

/pedant


I know what you mean, but naked pictures are a whole different class of picture.
 
2013-12-13 01:07:20 PM
I wish they'd do something about those giant mints they put in the urinals. They taste terrible!
 
2013-12-13 01:07:41 PM
In what way is the woman "on" the cigar?
 
2013-12-13 01:11:16 PM
Department of Justice employees steal from their suspects and thus set an
example for others to follow.
Corrupt FBI and DEA had been using no-knock warrants to enter homes of
suspects and steal items and punish suspects that complain.
On one such entry into my home, someone poured radiator fluid into an
open container of orange juice. I can not leave any partially used
container of food or drink items in my home because after leaving for
several hours and returning they often have some sort of strange
chemical taste.
Another time someone entered my home and loosened a gas fitting to my
furnace. Filled my garage with gas fumes.
Many agents of the Department of Justice lack the presence of mind to
understand the consequences of their actions...or they do not care to
understand. Too much to think about..
And another time, after my carbon monoxide detectors kept going off,
someone had moved the plenum above the gas water heater over not
allowing the carbon monoxide to vent out.
The worst came when my dog was poisoned to death. Symptoms where such
that he was poisoned by what probably was rat poison.
All of these incidents are likely in response to my complaining about
their stealing.
Being the cowards they are, several FBI and DEA agents where using gang
members to steal from their suspects. The agents would provide the
best times of day to break into homes and vehicles. The agents would
take a sizable portion of the proceeds after items where fenced.
FBI and DEA employees have been embezzling money, jewelry, clothing, car
parts and other expensive goods from their suspects. Each year they
steal hundreds of thousands of dollars from suspects and their
relatives who have nothing to do with the supposed crime that their
suspects are accused of committing.
If FBI and DEA employees where more concerned with doing their jobs
than enriching themselves by stealing from suspects and taking
bribes, then there might have been a chance that 9/11 had never
happened.


I want this guys story, Cause you have to be doing something wrong to get the cops to keep breaking into your house over and over again.
 
2013-12-13 01:11:18 PM

Robots are Strong: In what way is the woman "on" the cigar?


Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
 
2013-12-13 01:15:13 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-12-13 01:16:49 PM
Someone should tell that picture to put on some pants.
 
2013-12-13 01:23:15 PM
That's a cool hotel, by the by. They re-purposed this largely abandoned, 87-year-old building
Also, this is artist: http://www.melramos.com/ (PNSFW)

media-cdn.tripadvisor.com
 
2013-12-13 01:26:39 PM

fatassbastard: Is the picture naked or is the woman?

/pedant


The picture. Didn't you read Subby's headline?
 
2013-12-13 01:27:49 PM
I once got drunk at a wedding and found a live naked woman passed out on the sinks in the men's room.

/Austin Elks' Club
//25 years ago
///Whoo boy
////Slashies
 
2013-12-13 01:30:45 PM
The TV station had to censor the picture. What a country.
 
2013-12-13 01:31:16 PM
Someone painted a picture of a urinal in a hotel? OK, so we know what is in the picture, but where is the picture?
 
2013-12-13 01:38:59 PM
i1.ytimg.com
I know you told me. But when I woke up this morning, I said, "Barney, you're not gonna lick that... *SLAM*
 
2013-12-13 01:44:21 PM
Satisfyingly GIS-able. But not at work.
 
2013-12-13 01:52:06 PM

CrazyCracka420: Looks like a nice painting, I'd probably do the same 7+ years ago in the same situation.


Same here. That's a Mel Ramos. The whole series is totally great.
 
2013-12-13 01:58:50 PM

Contrabulous Flabtraption: That's a cool hotel, by the by. They re-purposed this largely abandoned, 87-year-old building
Also, this is artist: http://www.melramos.com/ (PNSFW)


Thanks! I knew I recognized the style.
 
2013-12-13 02:30:52 PM
The greatest thing I ever stole while hammered was a decoration propeller off a wall in a bar in Whistler. I woke up in bed the next day with 6 feet of wood. I don't to this day know how I managed it, or why.
 
2013-12-13 02:51:51 PM
One time I was out with my girlfriend at a steak house that had the cowboy motif.  On the wall next to our table was hanging a nice cowboy hat so when we left I just put the hat on and walked out like it belonged to me.

I also used to steal waffle house and IHOP coffee mugs whenever they changed the design every couple years.  I have quite a collection of those from 25 years mug stealing.

/CSB
 
2013-12-13 03:50:39 PM

ChipNASA: That's what bridesmaids are for.


I thought they were for wild sex.
 
2013-12-13 10:33:41 PM
I have "Dogs Playing Poker" hanging over the urinals at my establishment.

i.imgur.com
/aka "A Friend in Need" by C.M.Coolidge
//actually, the entire series is hung in the men's room
 
2013-12-14 04:10:49 AM
Come in here dear boy, have a cigar. You're gonna go far.
 
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