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(Celebslam)   LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian have reached the "Distant, Awkward Pose" stage of their marriage   (celebslam.celebuzz.com) divider line 27
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2013-12-13 11:30:09 AM
He stuck his dick in crazy.  Little surprise here.
 
2013-12-13 11:37:51 AM
leann rimes is 31
why does her face look 45-50ish?
 
2013-12-13 11:41:15 AM
He has "French Stewart" face...
 
2013-12-13 11:43:56 AM

bungle_jr: leann rimes is 31
why does her face look 45-50ish?


Anorexia/Bulemia.

She's denied it for years, but the evidence is all there.  The protruding gumline, the sunken cheeks, the excess lanugo hair on her face and cheeks. It looks like she's doing a little better in this pic, actually.  There have been some floating around the last few years that looked like she needed to be tied down and force fed sandwiches.

Then again, she could have had a lot of facial work done a few years ago and just farked up how she looked, but I'm going with my first assertion.
 
2013-12-13 11:44:25 AM
She looks older than 31 but she actually looks good in those pictures.

Who in their right mind actually thought this marriage would work out. The gravy train may soon be over for Eddie; that's the only reason now that he's hanging on. Leann has issues and I don't think Eddie wants his kids exposed to that.

Still love Leann's voice and the old-school, normal Leann.
 
2013-12-13 11:45:36 AM

bungle_jr: leann rimes is 31
why does her face look 45-50ish?


Came here to say that. She's really starting to look full-on Appalachian, sadly.
 
2013-12-13 11:46:04 AM
She peaked with the video for Blue.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-12-13 11:55:16 AM

Raug the Dwarf: bungle_jr: leann rimes is 31
why does her face look 45-50ish?

Anorexia/Bulemia.

She's denied it for years, but the evidence is all there.  The protruding gumline, the sunken cheeks, the excess lanugo hair on her face and cheeks. It looks like she's doing a little better in this pic, actually.  There have been some floating around the last few years that looked like she needed to be tied down and force fed sandwiches.

Then again, she could have had a lot of facial work done a few years ago and just farked up how she looked, but I'm going with my first assertion.


makes sense
after "blue" came out, i saw a pic or video or something with her mom, and mom ain't skinny. i predicted leann would be more like kelley clarkson currently size after her teen years, rather than the thin and sometimes guant person she became. perhaps she was so fearful of gaining weight she developed an eating disorder?
 
2013-12-13 12:04:31 PM
She's gonna cut his face with three old tires
Stuff his ass with bales of wires
Bite off the tip of his left teat
She's gonna crack his balls with some rusty plyers
and feed 'em to a goat
Maybe next time he'll think before he beats his meat

Yodelin' Cowgirl Justice!
 
2013-12-13 12:09:04 PM

555-FILK: She looks older than 31 but she actually looks good in those pictures.

Who in their right mind actually thought this marriage would work out. The gravy train may soon be over for Eddie; that's the only reason now that he's hanging on. Leann has issues and I don't think Eddie wants his kids exposed to that.

Still love Leann's voice and the old-school, normal Leann.


Yeah, she is clearly a homewrecker and probably on the crazy side, but she does have a great voice.  Excellent duet here with Chris Isaak.
 
2013-12-13 12:13:28 PM

Wellon Dowd: She peaked with the video for Blue.

[i.imgur.com image 414x313]


Isn't she still too old for you there?
 
2013-12-13 12:18:56 PM

bungle_jr: leann rimes is 31
why does her face look 45-50ish?


I was thinking the exact same thing.  She looks old for her age.
 
2013-12-13 12:25:57 PM

bungle_jr: Raug the Dwarf: bungle_jr: leann rimes is 31
why does her face look 45-50ish?

Anorexia/Bulemia.

She's denied it for years, but the evidence is all there.  The protruding gumline, the sunken cheeks, the excess lanugo hair on her face and cheeks. It looks like she's doing a little better in this pic, actually.  There have been some floating around the last few years that looked like she needed to be tied down and force fed sandwiches.

Then again, she could have had a lot of facial work done a few years ago and just farked up how she looked, but I'm going with my first assertion.

makes sense
after "blue" came out, i saw a pic or video or something with her mom, and mom ain't skinny. i predicted leann would be more like kelley clarkson currently size after her teen years, rather than the thin and sometimes guant person she became. perhaps she was so fearful of gaining weight she developed an eating disorder?


I want to say when they got together, LeAnn was hellbent on staying skinny to keep him around. I seem to recall reading that in a gossip mag.

This was a few years ago, and I was recovering from surgery when I read it.

Weren't they both married when the public hookup began? I get confused.
 
2013-12-13 01:04:46 PM

bungle_jr: leann rimes is 31
why does her face look 45-50ish?


Ridden hard, put away wet.
 
2013-12-13 01:09:46 PM

Raug the Dwarf: lanugo


i learned a new word today.  thanks!
 
2013-12-13 01:16:22 PM

Wellon Dowd: She peaked with the video for Blue.

[i.imgur.com image 414x313]


nope, peaked in life goes on:

img.fark.net
 
2013-12-13 01:22:59 PM

Wellon Dowd: She peaked with the video for Blue.

[i.imgur.com image 414x313]


Before: "Why don't you have a seat over there?"

Now: "Uh, I'll have a seat over there. WAY over there."
 
2013-12-13 01:33:28 PM
He's probably banging someone else.
 
2013-12-13 01:38:33 PM
LeAnn, if you ever get interested in a slightly over weight, white as the driven snow, guy. Look me up!

I have always thought she was the bees knees!
 
2013-12-13 02:34:57 PM
She's a singer? I thought her career was Daily Mail bikini pictures.
 
2013-12-13 05:29:21 PM
That is a lot of sneering for just one picture.
 
2013-12-13 05:50:35 PM
Sweet kid, she thought she found "the one" when she cheated on her gay husband.

I'm guessing karma is about to knock and she doesnt want to answer.
 
2013-12-13 05:53:03 PM

Corn_Fed: bungle_jr: leann rimes is 31
why does her face look 45-50ish?

Came here to say that. She's really starting to look full-on Appalachian, sadly.


She looks like the dragon from The Never Ending Story.
 
2013-12-13 06:25:53 PM
LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian have reached the "Distant, Awkward Pose" stage

So have her boobs.

bossip.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-12-14 09:15:46 AM
She looks like she has to poop. Badly.
 
2013-12-14 10:50:35 AM
I'll just leave this here.

The one on the left is the love of my life, the one on the right needs a sammich maybe?


www.cmt.com
 
2013-12-14 01:00:30 PM
Yeah, she's "disgusting".

Not.

www.examiner.com
 
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