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(Daily Mail)   Bruce Jenner to complete more of his transformation into something not-quite human, because 'I just never liked my trachea' (with already not-quite human pic)   ( divider line
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8147 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 13 Dec 2013 at 12:28 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-12-13 01:12:44 PM  
5 votes:
I'm sure most of you most of you have visited the website and thought "oh no why" or " oh no could this happen to me"  I know I have.   After many microseconds of  contemplation I have a scientifically irrefutable conclusion. The curse of the goddess Lesbos.  Upon hearing any young man utter the inane phrase " I'm just a lesbian trapped in a man's body" she grants his wish... only with a cruel 30 year delay.
2013-12-13 01:06:54 PM  
4 votes:
If my 7 year old self eating that box of Wheaties knew what I knew now, he'd switch to Frosted Flakes.
2013-12-13 02:16:28 PM  
3 votes:
I find it amazing he can find the time to get all this surgery, what with how busy he is sunning himself on a rock and saving people 15% or more on their car insurance.
2013-12-13 01:31:17 PM  
3 votes:
The operation reduces the size of the cartilage in the neck, and is typically performed on patients in the initial stages of gender Jenner reassignment surgery.
2013-12-13 01:35:56 PM  
2 votes:

Has Hollywood ever thought about doing a remake of the movie "The Dark Crystal"?
2013-12-13 01:17:05 PM  
2 votes:

Snapper Carr: If my 7 year old self eating that box of Wheaties knew what I knew now, he'd switch to Frosted Flakes. Fruit Loops.

2013-12-13 12:46:13 PM  
2 votes:
Well, if you want to look like an elderly lesbian, the adam's apple has to go.
2013-12-13 05:00:52 PM  
1 vote:
I just saw the last Harry Potter movie the other day and knew one of those gremlins at the bank looked familiar:
2013-12-13 03:34:21 PM  
1 vote:
"He later clarified that his initial reason for seeing the surgeon was due to a 'large scar' on his nose that hadn't healed after a cancerous growth was removed in September."

I'm not sure I'm following here...  if he had the cancerous growth removed from his nose, why is he still here?
2013-12-13 01:45:43 PM  
1 vote:
Spose he'll opt for a Go-Go-Gadget head next?

/something tells me he's already had the soulectomy
2013-12-13 01:41:28 PM  
1 vote:

browneye: Oh...... dear my.

2013-12-13 01:35:46 PM  
1 vote:
Be more careful! One of you jerks set the Bruce Jenner against the heater and now it's all melted!
2013-12-13 12:47:22 PM  
1 vote:
I hate my uvula. When I am screaming at somebody, I always feel self conscious.
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