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(Daily Mail)   Bruce Jenner to complete more of his transformation into something not-quite human, because 'I just never liked my trachea' (with already not-quite human pic)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 74
    More: Scary, Bruce Jenner, Robert Kardashian, Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Kim Kardashian, nose jobs, Keep Up, matriarch, TMZ  
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2013-12-13 03:12:57 PM  
If he nicks himself shaving, he'll explode like an overcooked eggplant.
 
2013-12-13 03:13:38 PM  

HugsAndPuppies: Is it just me, or does he kinda look in that photo like Woody Harrelson?


Woody after the meth lab explosion, perhaps. Unnatural burnt fillers.
 
2013-12-13 03:18:16 PM  
So, this means Jenner likes cawk?
 
2013-12-13 03:18:33 PM  
He enjoyed the persona he portrayed in Hangover Games a bit too much?

starcasm.net
 
2013-12-13 03:21:38 PM  
edmo

He sounds like maybe he will be heading to the transgender arena. If not that, he sure is working hard on looking female.

"... They said I'd grow up like Bruce Jenner."

upload.wikimedia.org

Ghod, I hope not.

// Spam!
 
2013-12-13 03:22:36 PM  

smoky2010: whosits_112: smoky2010: whosits_112: smoky2010: Remember when he was an Olympic hero and the idle of people all over the world?

I miss those days, He sort of looks like Sly Stalone's mom now.

No idling please

Nice, pick on the guy that can't spell... or type, or run up a flight a stairs without clutching at my chest like a 90 year old man.

Be more active, and less idol.
/I'm sorry. I'm so so sorry...

I would have totally done that too! and Hey! it's FARK! This isn't my first time around the interwebs, if you know what I mean!


i3.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-12-13 03:28:34 PM  

sure haven't: But looking back I think it was a good length.


THE MOVIE IS TWO AND A HALF HOURS LONG.

Hell no it was not a "good length".  This was no sweeping epic regaling us with tales of Middle Earth.  This was a sometimes amusing look at a couple of douchebags, and LONG stretches go by with no laughs at all.
 
2013-12-13 03:34:21 PM  
"He later clarified that his initial reason for seeing the surgeon was due to a 'large scar' on his nose that hadn't healed after a cancerous growth was removed in September."

I'm not sure I'm following here...  if he had the cancerous growth removed from his nose, why is he still here?
 
2013-12-13 03:52:52 PM  
Well his daughters already have his balls
 
2013-12-13 03:55:08 PM  

bungle_jr: More: http://www.fark.com/topic/scary" target=_top>Scary, http://www.fark.com/tags/Bruce_Jenner" target=_top>Bruce Jenner, http://www.fark.com/tags/Robert_Kardashian" target=_top>Robert Kardashian, http://www.fark.com/tags/Keeping_Up_with_the_Kardashians" target=_top>Keeping Up with the Kardashians, http://www.fark.com/tags/Kim_Kardashian" target=_top>Kim Kardashian, http://www.fark.com/tags/nose_jobs" target=_top>nose jobs, http://www.fark.com/tags/Keep_Up" target=_top>Keep Up, http://www.fark.com/tags/matriarch" target=_top>matriarch, http://www.fark.com/tags/TMZ" target=_top>TMZ

matriarch...

i see what they did there


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we must have a look at rob, rob kardashian... on the next episode!!
 
2013-12-13 05:00:52 PM  
I just saw the last Harry Potter movie the other day and knew one of those gremlins at the bank looked familiar:

i.imgur.com
 
2013-12-13 05:20:11 PM  
images41.fotki.com
 
2013-12-13 06:05:58 PM  
I can't believe we let this guy be on Wheaties boxes. What a douchebag.
 
2013-12-13 07:39:27 PM  
Hey, at least he had the balls to dump the Kardashian family. And

Bruce has been dogged by rumours for years that he is a secret cross-dresser.

who cares?
 
2013-12-13 08:32:18 PM  

SovietCanuckistan: I hate my uvula. When I am screaming at somebody, I always feel self conscious.


I knew a woman who had her uvula removed.

For medical, not cosmetic reasons, though.
 
2013-12-13 09:12:14 PM  
Well, he might as well complete the transition from man to man who looks like old dyke...
 
2013-12-13 09:21:27 PM  

Dinjiin: [images41.fotki.com image 450x410]



Is that Peter Burns in the blue leotard? An excellent cautionary tale against too many procedures.

Whatever else you do, Bruce, say no to lip fillers!
 
2013-12-13 11:43:50 PM  
cdn.bleacherreport.net
 
2013-12-14 05:35:29 AM  

SovietCanuckistan: I hate my uvula. When I am screaming at somebody, I always feel self conscious.


lol
 
2013-12-14 07:42:19 AM  
His final form:

static4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-12-14 07:58:00 PM  
Where the fark did that guy make his money after the Olympics? He seems rich and I'm not sure how.
 
2013-12-14 10:18:33 PM  

hervatski: Where the fark did that guy make his money after the Olympics? He seems rich and I'm not sure how.


media-speakerfile-pre.s3.amazonaws.com

Endorsements?
 
2013-12-14 10:56:31 PM  

Lydia_C: hervatski: Where the fark did that guy make his money after the Olympics? He seems rich and I'm not sure how.



Endorsements?


Yeah but he's riden that for 30 years? Either he invested wisely or...something.
 
2013-12-15 12:49:31 AM  

Lydia_C: Dinjiin: [images41.fotki.com image 450x410]


Is that Peter Burns in the blue leotard?


Yup.  He was on Celebrity Big Brother.
 
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