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(Daily Mail)   Bruce Jenner to complete more of his transformation into something not-quite human, because 'I just never liked my trachea' (with already not-quite human pic)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 74
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2013-12-13 11:46:32 AM
I feel bad for mentally ill people who can't or are unable to get treatment.
 
2013-12-13 12:19:12 PM

foo monkey: I feel bad for mentally ill people who can't or are unable to get treatment.


More of a 'won't' situation. From all American boy to poorly made Ken doll.
 
2013-12-13 12:34:19 PM
This guy was a hero to many people when I was a kid.

Now he's a bad joke who people think needs mental health treatment.... sad.
 
2013-12-13 12:36:30 PM
 
2013-12-13 12:38:14 PM
Who?
 
2013-12-13 12:43:57 PM
Farking weirdo
 
2013-12-13 12:46:13 PM
Well, if you want to look like an elderly lesbian, the adam's apple has to go.
 
2013-12-13 12:47:22 PM
I hate my uvula. When I am screaming at somebody, I always feel self conscious.
 
2013-12-13 12:49:11 PM

SpdrJay: This guy was a hero to many people when I was a kid. Now he's a bad joke who people think needs mental health treatment.... sad.


I believe it started around the time he did that movie with The Village People.
 
2013-12-13 12:54:08 PM
His skin is pulled so tight that it'd split open if he tried to smile
 
2013-12-13 12:54:18 PM
Hopefully something goes wrong in surgery. He'll finally be free of those leeches he calls family.
 
2013-12-13 01:06:53 PM
Remember when he was an Olympic hero and the idle of people all over the world?

I miss those days, He sort of looks like Sly Stalone's mom now.
 
2013-12-13 01:06:54 PM
If my 7 year old self eating that box of Wheaties knew what I knew now, he'd switch to Frosted Flakes.
 
2013-12-13 01:07:00 PM
I know the movie was awful, and this guy has mental issues. But he was actually funny in that Adam Sandler movie where he plays his sister. Can't remember the name. But yeah, genuinely entertaining.

/I will now don my flame-resistant christmas sweater
//not in the face
 
2013-12-13 01:08:49 PM

sure haven't: I know the movie was awful, and this guy has mental issues. But he was actually funny in that Adam Sandler movie where he plays his sister. Can't remember the name. But yeah, genuinely entertaining.

/I will now don my flame-resistant christmas sweater
//not in the face


I mean the movie where Adam Sandler plays Adam Sandler's sister. Bruce Jenner only has a few speaking lines in the whole thing.
 
2013-12-13 01:12:44 PM
I'm sure most of you most of you have visited the website menwholooklikelesbians.blogspot.com/ and thought "oh no why" or " oh no could this happen to me"  I know I have.   After many microseconds of  contemplation I have a scientifically irrefutable conclusion. The curse of the goddess Lesbos.  Upon hearing any young man utter the inane phrase " I'm just a lesbian trapped in a man's body" she grants his wish... only with a cruel 30 year delay.
 
2013-12-13 01:17:05 PM

Snapper Carr: If my 7 year old self eating that box of Wheaties knew what I knew now, he'd switch to Frosted Flakes. Fruit Loops.


jk.
 
2013-12-13 01:20:36 PM

sure haven't: sure haven't: I know the movie was awful, and this guy has mental issues. But he was actually funny in that Adam Sandler movie where he plays his sister. Can't remember the name. But yeah, genuinely entertaining.

/I will now don my flame-resistant christmas sweater
//not in the face

I mean the movie where Adam Sandler plays Adam Sandler's sister. Bruce Jenner only has a few speaking lines in the whole thing.


"jack & jill" i think is the name

very horrible movie

and this from a guy who likes/loves most sandler movies

my dvr screwed up in the middle of recording "that's my boy" and it's got me irritated. i want to watch the rest, but apparently it's not on amazon prime or netflix for streaming. i don't want to go to the redbox
 
2013-12-13 01:22:06 PM

Biff_Steel: Snapper Carr: If my 7 year old self eating that box of Wheaties knew what I knew now, he'd switch to Frosted Flakes. Fruit Froot Loops.

jk.


i'm pretty sure if they put "fruit" in the name they'd actually have to put some, you know, fruit or fruit extract
 
2013-12-13 01:23:28 PM

Tr0mBoNe: Who?


The old lesbian married to Kris Jenner.
 
2013-12-13 01:23:56 PM
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matriarch...

i see what they did there
 
2013-12-13 01:28:34 PM

Mega Steve: His skin is pulled so tight that it'd split open if he tried to smile


It looks really...polished too. Like a floor buffer attacked him.

The mind boggles.
 
2013-12-13 01:31:17 PM
The operation reduces the size of the cartilage in the neck, and is typically performed on patients in the initial stages of gender Jenner reassignment surgery.
 
2013-12-13 01:33:51 PM
Oh.......dear.
 
2013-12-13 01:34:49 PM

SovietCanuckistan: I hate my uvula vuvuzela. When I am screaming bzzzzzzzzzzzzt at somebody, I always feel self conscious.

 
2013-12-13 01:35:46 PM
Be more careful! One of you jerks set the Bruce Jenner against the heater and now it's all melted!
 
2013-12-13 01:35:56 PM
[CLICKS LINK]

Has Hollywood ever thought about doing a remake of the movie "The Dark Crystal"?
 
2013-12-13 01:41:28 PM

browneye: Oh...... dear my.

www.blastr.com


FTFY
 
2013-12-13 01:44:04 PM
Looks like a lost Dilbert character, with the same level of detail.

That character is an aging lesbian, by the way.
 
2013-12-13 01:44:45 PM

Mega Steve: His skin is pulled so tight that it'd split open if he tried to smile


I'm sure they used to say that about his bung until they learned to dust the pole.
 
2013-12-13 01:45:43 PM
Spose he'll opt for a Go-Go-Gadget head next?

img.photobucket.com

/something tells me he's already had the soulectomy
 
2013-12-13 01:46:30 PM

smoky2010: Remember when he was an Olympic hero and the idle of people all over the world?

I miss those days, He sort of looks like Sly Stalone's mom now.


www.blogcdn.com

No idling please
 
2013-12-13 01:51:56 PM

bungle_jr: "jack & jill" i think is the name

very horrible movie

and this from a guy who likes/loves most sandler movies

my dvr screwed up in the middle of recording "that's my boy" and it's got me irritated. i want to watch the rest, but apparently it's not on amazon prime or netflix for streaming. i don't want to go to the redbox


That's it. Yes thank you. I was too lazy to google.

I'll be honest, I liked jack and jill way more than mr. deeds or many other of his movies. Happy Madison and Funny People being top, Jack and jill might actually place fourth. Al Pacino was good in it too.
 
2013-12-13 01:52:43 PM
smoky2010: Remember when he was an Olympic hero and the idol of people all over the world?

Yes, a real rags to riches story. He was a Long Island boy who had managed to get a football scholarship to some podunk school in Iowa. He married his college sweetheart, who worked to support him while he trained for the games. Then he won the decathlon at the 1976 Olympics in Montreal, and did his victory lap waving an American flag.

Then he moved to California, dumped his wife and went Hollywood. Turns out that first wife was the brains behind his success, and that he was dumber than a box of rocks. It's been downhill for him ever since.
 
2013-12-13 01:53:10 PM
Is it just me, or does he kinda look in that photo like Woody Harrelson?
 
2013-12-13 01:54:51 PM
That hungover games movie looks like it might be kinda funny.
 
2013-12-13 01:58:28 PM

whosits_112: smoky2010: Remember when he was an Olympic hero and the idle of people all over the world?

I miss those days, He sort of looks like Sly Stalone's mom now.



No idling please


Nice, pick on the guy that can't spell... or type, or run up a flight a stairs without clutching at my chest like a 90 year old man.
 
2013-12-13 02:02:00 PM

Katolu: Hopefully something goes wrong in surgery. He'll finally be free of those leeches he calls family.


If anything goes wrong, he'll probably just lose the ability to talk.

notyoucoach: I'm sure most of you most of you have visited the website menwholooklikelesbians.blogspot.com/ and thought "oh no why" or " oh no could this happen to me"  I know I have.   After many microseconds of  contemplation I have a scientifically irrefutable conclusion. The curse of the goddess Lesbos.  Upon hearing any young man utter the inane phrase " I'm just a lesbian trapped in a man's body" she grants his wish... only with a cruel 30 year delay.


I can't stand those guys.  It's a fitting curse, really.
 
2013-12-13 02:02:20 PM

sure haven't: Funny People being top


that over long, tiring piece of shiat is in no way a good movie.

there is a good movie IN there, or at least a passably funny one, but it needs around an entire hour cut out and a serious re-edit.
 
2013-12-13 02:04:38 PM

Mega Steve: His skin is pulled so tight that it'd split open if he tried to smile


and then the real him will pull the rest of the skin off, and go chasing after the hero, the bimbo and the last black man on set.
 
2013-12-13 02:08:45 PM
For as weird as he looks, filing his trachea down is not something i'd have a problem with... It look like's Icabod Crane's.
 
2013-12-13 02:10:54 PM

smoky2010: whosits_112: smoky2010: Remember when he was an Olympic hero and the idle of people all over the world?

I miss those days, He sort of looks like Sly Stalone's mom now.

No idling please

Nice, pick on the guy that can't spell... or type, or run up a flight a stairs without clutching at my chest like a 90 year old man.


Be more active, and less idol.
/I'm sorry. I'm so so sorry...
 
2013-12-13 02:16:28 PM
I find it amazing he can find the time to get all this surgery, what with how busy he is sunning himself on a rock and saving people 15% or more on their car insurance.
 
2013-12-13 02:18:54 PM

harleyquinnical: Katolu: Hopefully something goes wrong in surgery. He'll finally be free of those leeches he calls family.

If anything goes wrong, he'll probably just lose the ability to talk.

notyoucoach: I'm sure most of you most of you have visited the website menwholooklikelesbians.blogspot.com/ and thought "oh no why" or " oh no could this happen to me"  I know I have.   After many microseconds of  contemplation I have a scientifically irrefutable conclusion. The curse of the goddess Lesbos.  Upon hearing any young man utter the inane phrase " I'm just a lesbian trapped in a man's body" she grants his wish... only with a cruel 30 year delay.

I can't stand those guys.  It's a fitting curse, really.


Poor guy
 
2013-12-13 02:47:24 PM
He sounds like maybe he will be heading to the transgender arena. If not that, he sure is working hard on looking female.
 
2013-12-13 02:48:38 PM

frepnog: sure haven't: Funny People being top

that over long, tiring piece of shiat is in no way a good movie.

there is a good movie IN there, or at least a passably funny one, but it needs around an entire hour cut out and a serious re-edit.


I suppose so. I don't remember feeling like it was too long. It had very funny parts, Eminem and Ray Romano's part probably being the best. But I found it sort of fascinating in that it at least what I think showed the reality of these people. That they're very hard to get along with. They've looked at life from every angle, things may not be enjoyable to them in any capacity. Sandler's character wasn't relatable at all, but it was interesting. He was a mess. He has a hollow existence, and tries to break up a marriage. From the outside he has it all, but when you see his private life, it's all meaningless and empty.

Same with Seth Rogan's character. That character was a complete douche. Backstabbing his friends, no self respect, selfish, etc.

Then punctuate that with the humor of their work, and it's a good recipe. Who knows, maybe you're right. Next time I see it I may agree with you. But looking back I think it was a good length.
 
2013-12-13 03:02:23 PM
Ahhh  my eyes! They burnz!
 
Ant
2013-12-13 03:10:48 PM

bungle_jr: i'm pretty sure if they put "fruit" in the name they'd actually have to put some, you know, fruit or fruit extract


At least we know for certain that there's real froot in there.
 
2013-12-13 03:11:26 PM

whosits_112: smoky2010: whosits_112: smoky2010: Remember when he was an Olympic hero and the idle of people all over the world?

I miss those days, He sort of looks like Sly Stalone's mom now.

No idling please

Nice, pick on the guy that can't spell... or type, or run up a flight a stairs without clutching at my chest like a 90 year old man.

Be more active, and less idol.
/I'm sorry. I'm so so sorry...


I would have totally done that too! and Hey! it's FARK! This isn't my first time around the interwebs, if you know what I mean!
 
2013-12-13 03:12:16 PM
To be fair, I've never liked his trachea either.  It stuck out horribly during the pole vault in Montreal and almost cost him the high jump.
 
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