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(Southgate News-Herald)   Romulus celebrates grand opening of Taco Bell, though the Tal Shiar are investigating Federation claims that it's authentic Mexican cuisine   (thenewsherald.com) divider line 79
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2013-12-13 09:51:56 AM
I think Taco Bell would have much more success on Kronos.  Romulus is more "Subway"....
 
2013-12-13 09:59:00 AM

UberDave: I think Taco Bell would have much more success on Kronos.  Romulus is more "Subway"....


Romulus is more Chick-fil-a.
 
2013-12-13 10:06:28 AM
But does anyone know how to use the damn seashells?
 
2013-12-13 10:10:32 AM
I get it. The town has a name that is also a fictional place. My question is why is that even a story?
 
2013-12-13 10:12:40 AM

lockers: I get it. The town has a name that is also a fictional place. My question is why is that even a story?


Well you're fun.
 
2013-12-13 10:14:21 AM

UberDave: I think Taco Bell would have much more success on Kronos.  Romulus is more "Subway"....


No way.  Klingons prefer live food.  Taco Bell isn't even real meat.
 
2013-12-13 10:19:12 AM

lockers: I get it. The town has a name that is also a fictional place. My question is why is that even a story?


It's been a busy year for the Tal Shiar on Fark. They're investigating everything
 
2013-12-13 10:20:37 AM

Diogenes: lockers: I get it. The town has a name that is also a fictional place. My question is why is that even a story?

Well you're fun.


I am also cuddly!

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2013-12-13 10:28:58 AM
authentic Mexican cuisine


oi36.tinypic.com
 
2013-12-13 10:29:44 AM
Gallant orders a salad at the drive through.

Goofus gets the Grilled Stuft XXL Burrito and shiats his girlfriend's couch on accident.
 
2013-12-13 10:29:51 AM
img.fark.net
 
2013-12-13 10:30:33 AM

elev8meL8r: authentic Mexican cuisine


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Curse my slow ass computer!
 
2013-12-13 10:31:30 AM
Reminds me of the Olive Garden review.

http://www.grandforksherald.com/event/article/id/231419/
 
2013-12-13 10:31:51 AM

airsupport: Goofus gets the Grilled Stuft XXL Burrito and shiats his girlfriend's couch on accident.


Sure, Goofus.  On "accident."
 
2013-12-13 10:32:48 AM

Diogenes: UberDave: I think Taco Bell would have much more success on Kronos.  Romulus is more "Subway"....
No way.  Klingons prefer live food.  Taco Bell isn't even real meat.

The Ferengi would be pretty good fast food chain operators.  "Hey, I didn't cheat you out of anything.  I never said it was BEEF.  All I said that it was 100% meat.  And rat meat is still meat.  It's all legit due to the Rules of Acquisition."
 
2013-12-13 10:33:42 AM
Jolan tru
 
2013-12-13 10:37:43 AM
Wow, that's a depressing story.

Jesus.
 
2013-12-13 10:37:50 AM
Make a run for the Neutral Zone.
 
2013-12-13 10:38:05 AM
i266.photobucket.com
 
2013-12-13 10:42:06 AM

elev8meL8r: airsupport: Goofus gets the Grilled Stuft XXL Burrito and shiats his girlfriend's couch on accident.

Sure, Goofus.  On "accident."


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OK I'll start. ......

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Gallant discovers he has "intestinal issues" shortly after eating his Taco Bell meal. He quietly excuses himself to visit the lavatory where he turns on the water and opens the window to politely mask his unpleasant excretions.

Goofus gets a serious case of the Hershey Squirts with accompanying explosive flatulence. He grabs his girlfriend, ties her up and then stuff her underneath the glass table in the living room. Despite her muffled pleas, he performs a magnificent Eggs Danny Thomas Style on the previously spotless glass before wiping himself on the white lace curtains.
 
2013-12-13 10:42:09 AM
Funny. Just drove past it last night and thought "gee, that's new".
 
2013-12-13 10:42:48 AM
I know that area... This is the best thing that has ever happened to them.

They poke high velocity holes in each other for entertainment. Its a miserable place near the airport.
 
2013-12-13 10:43:44 AM

sigdiamond2000: Wow, that's a depressing story.

Jesus.


I was starting to get sad, and then I realized I was only on page 1 of 3. I couldn't take clicking the "next page" link.
 
2013-12-13 10:44:03 AM
If they run into Q at Farpoint Station, I'm leaving.
 
2013-12-13 10:46:22 AM

eyeq360: Diogenes: UberDave: I think Taco Bell would have much more success on Kronos.  Romulus is more "Subway"....
No way.  Klingons prefer live food.  Taco Bell isn't even real meat.
The Ferengi would be pretty good fast food chain operators.  "Hey, I didn't cheat you out of anything.  I never said it was BEEF.  All I said that it was 100% meat.  And rat meat is still meat.  It's all legit due to the Rules of Acquisition."


emilycontois.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-12-13 10:46:32 AM

flaminio: sigdiamond2000: Wow, that's a depressing story.

Jesus.

I was starting to get sad, and then I realized I was only on page 1 of 3. I couldn't take clicking the "next page" link.


Can you imagine what their police blotter looks like?
 
2013-12-13 10:49:19 AM

MadMonk: Reminds me of the Olive Garden review.

http://www.grandforksherald.com/event/article/id/231419/


she makes grand forks sound like paradise, what with its shiny new (1.5 years ago) garden of olives
 
2013-12-13 10:51:04 AM

ToastTheRabbit: I know that area... This is the best thing that has ever happened to them.

They poke high velocity holes in each other for entertainment. Its a miserable place near the airport.


Seriously, this would not be news in a normal town. But in Romulus, I'd expect a brand new Taco Bell to come with pre-boarded up windows, massive potholes in the drive thru, and burned out neon signs.
 
2013-12-13 10:51:50 AM
i41.tinypic.com
 
2013-12-13 10:54:04 AM

Sonnuvah: Make a run for the Neutral Zone.


Making a run into the Neutral Zone would have constituted an act of war.  It still might be, though after 2379 and the crap that happened with Shinzon, it might have changed.
And as an aside, if there were Taco Bells in the future, the Borg did a service to humanity by removing it from the planets and science stations they destroyed.  Though I'm not sure how they managed to assimilate Taco Bell employees and gained something useful from them.
 
2013-12-13 10:54:28 AM
Far fewer Farkers going on in excruciating detail about how pathetically weak their digestive systems are than I expected.
 
2013-12-13 10:55:49 AM

stewbert: ToastTheRabbit: I know that area... This is the best thing that has ever happened to them.

They poke high velocity holes in each other for entertainment. Its a miserable place near the airport.

Seriously, this would not be news in a normal town. But in Romulus, I'd expect a brand new Taco Bell to come with pre-boarded up windows, massive potholes in the drive thru, and burned out neon signs.


There was a pothole on Telegraph so deep it totaled my car after I hit it. I farking hate that city.
 
2013-12-13 10:56:03 AM
I drive by this store every day and had no idea it was such a big deal.
 
2013-12-13 10:56:19 AM

Savage Bacon: eyeq360: Diogenes: UberDave: I think Taco Bell would have much more success on Kronos.  Romulus is more "Subway"....
No way.  Klingons prefer live food.  Taco Bell isn't even real meat.
The Ferengi would be pretty good fast food chain operators.  "Hey, I didn't cheat you out of anything.  I never said it was BEEF.  All I said that it was 100% meat.  And rat meat is still meat.  It's all legit due to the Rules of Acquisition."

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I remember that movie--Demolition Man--right?  And a future where Taco Bell managed to destroy all competition and become fine dining.
 
2013-12-13 10:59:11 AM

devildog123: Far fewer Farkers going on in excruciating detail about how pathetically weak their digestive systems are than I expected.


I just drove by a Taco Bell and shiat myself.  How's that?
 
2013-12-13 11:00:32 AM

Diogenes: UberDave: I think Taco Bell would have much more success on Kronos.  Romulus is more "Subway"....

No way.  Klingons prefer live food.  Taco Bell isn't even real meat.


So your saying that the meat is a faaaaaaake?
 
2013-12-13 11:00:34 AM
eyeq360:
The Ferengi would be pretty good fast food chain operators.  "Hey, I didn't cheat you out of anything.  I never said it was BEEF.  All I said that it was 100% meat.  And rat Cardassian Vole meat is still meat.  It's all legit due to the Rules of Acquisition."

www.sfpodcastnetwork.com

FIFY

/out nerded?
 
2013-12-13 11:01:09 AM

airsupport: Gallant orders a salad at the drive through.

Goofus gets the Grilled Stuft XXL Burrito and shiats his girlfriend's couch on accident.


shiats her couch? That's gotta hurt!
 
2013-12-13 11:02:39 AM
Taco Bell, since they participate in the ICE verification, is the one fast food place around here you don't find Mexicans making food.
 
2013-12-13 11:03:28 AM

ToastTheRabbit: stewbert: ToastTheRabbit: I know that area... This is the best thing that has ever happened to them.

They poke high velocity holes in each other for entertainment. Its a miserable place near the airport.

Seriously, this would not be news in a normal town. But in Romulus, I'd expect a brand new Taco Bell to come with pre-boarded up windows, massive potholes in the drive thru, and burned out neon signs.

There was a pothole on Telegraph so deep it totaled my car after I hit it. I farking hate that city.


What city? Romulus is 2 miles west of Telegraph.
 
2013-12-13 11:10:22 AM
That's gonna hurt their remus
 
2013-12-13 11:14:06 AM
That's the planet where Darth Vader and Ham Sola live, right?
 
2013-12-13 11:14:11 AM
NO DOGS OR REMANS ALLOWED
 
2013-12-13 11:14:20 AM
If I'm going for filler disguised and flavored like food, I prefer Taco Bell over Burger King or McDonalds.

/two sides of Pintos n Cheese
 
2013-12-13 11:16:30 AM

Needlessly Complicated: If they run into Q at Farpoint Station, I'm leaving.


He'll just toss up a yellow chain-link fence rendered in 1980s CG.  You won't be able to get through or around it.
 
2013-12-13 11:17:17 AM
With any luck, Chloe  Cardassian is working the counter.
 
2013-12-13 11:18:07 AM

SpdrJay: That's the planet where Darth Vader and Ham Sola live, right?


Wrong series.  I think you're thinking of Gallifrey.
 
2013-12-13 11:18:26 AM
Yo quiero directions outta this one-horse town.
 
2013-12-13 11:22:07 AM

whosits_112: Diogenes: UberDave: I think Taco Bell would have much more success on Kronos.  Romulus is more "Subway"....

No way.  Klingons prefer live food.  Taco Bell isn't even real meat.

So your saying that the meat is a faaaaaaake?


Think samller. And more legs.
 
2013-12-13 11:25:38 AM

eyeq360: Savage Bacon: eyeq360: Diogenes: UberDave: I think Taco Bell would have much more success on Kronos.  Romulus is more "Subway"....
No way.  Klingons prefer live food.  Taco Bell isn't even real meat.
The Ferengi would be pretty good fast food chain operators.  "Hey, I didn't cheat you out of anything.  I never said it was BEEF.  All I said that it was 100% meat.  And rat meat is still meat.  It's all legit due to the Rules of Acquisition."

[emilycontois.files.wordpress.com image 495x205]

I remember that movie--Demolition Man--right?  And a future where Taco Bell managed to destroy all competition and become fine dining.


Yup, dumb movie but entertaining at times - dinner and dancing at Taco Bell.  Still my favorite fast food restaurant too.  Eating a cheesy gordita crunch is like have Jesus and Zeus highfiving in each other in my mouth.
 
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