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(Politico)   Congressman Palin doesn't like the budget deal and...what? She's not a Congressman? Okay, Senator Pa-really? Not even that? Does she have anything to do with Congress? So why do we give a flying fark what she thinks??   (politico.com) divider line 262
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2013-12-13 08:16:37 AM  
Because somehow she stays in the public eye despite that. Somehow. Some...how... I'm not sure, exactly, how, now that I think about it. It's almost like every time she says some little thing, it immediately gets spread around the world. Maybe she has a very extensive and well-trained flock of carrier pigeons? Could be, I think they have those up in Alaska. She's wily, that woman. Thanks for posting this, subby, now we'll all know to be on the lookout.
 
2013-12-13 08:17:50 AM  
We could just ignore her
 
2013-12-13 08:19:52 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: We could just ignore her


Who?
 
2013-12-13 08:24:20 AM  
She serves as a convenient weather vane for what idiots think. Annoying, but at least we don't have to tune into Glen Beck.
 
2013-12-13 08:26:16 AM  

Pocket Ninja: Thanks for posting this, subby, now we'll all know to be on the lookout.


sometimes, some...times, the joke is worth keeping the joke in the news. But I repeat myself
 
2013-12-13 08:30:17 AM  

Pocket Ninja: Because somehow she stays in the public eye despite that. Somehow. Some...how... I'm not sure, exactly, how, now that I think about it. It's almost like every time she says some little thing, it immediately gets spread around the world. Maybe she has a very extensive and well-trained flock of carrier pigeons? Could be, I think they have those up in Alaska. She's wily, that woman. Thanks for posting this, subby, now we'll all know to be on the lookout.


Its almost like she has no purpose other than to stay in the news and in order for that to happen she has to say stupid shiat. As her star fades into obscurity her speaking deals other publicity deals dry up. So its important to keep saying stupid shiat. Her job at this point, is basically to say stupid shiat.
 
2013-12-13 08:31:12 AM  
"But that excuse is just the latest variation in the establishment's old canard that they're keeping their powder dry for the next big battle, which never seems to materialize because they're always too busy waving the white flag and following the path of least resistance until election day."


Someone please explain to me why so many people revere someone who is such an affront to the English language.
 
2013-12-13 08:33:06 AM  

sammyk: MaudlinMutantMollusk: We could just ignore her

Who?


Actress, I think? Was in that Joss Whedon show.
 
2013-12-13 08:43:46 AM  

doyner: "But that excuse is just the latest variation in the establishment's old canard that they're keeping their powder dry for the next big battle, which never seems to materialize because they're always too busy waving the white flag and following the path of least resistance until election day."


Someone please explain to me why so many people revere someone who is such an affront to the English language.


Well ya see, she's just like us real mericans. She reminds me of the nice ladies at my church, and my wife. I'm not crazy about a woman being all powerful, but she doesn't rag about that like that biatch hHillary so its not a big deal. She gets the things that are important to me like not having to pay taxes and getting the government the hell out of my life. She also loves Jesus like us and is going to make sure those evil librals have to stop killing babies and the muslims get whats coming to them. she'd be right at home at our dinner table, and its about time we had leaders like that instead of these folks who think they know everything because they got them so college degree.
 
2013-12-13 08:49:21 AM  
Because even if she's not been elected to congress, she's still representative.

Weep for America.
 
2013-12-13 08:49:47 AM  

doyner: "But that excuse is just the latest variation in the establishment's old canard that they're keeping their powder dry for the next big battle, which never seems to materialize because they're always too busy waving the white flag and following the path of least resistance until election day."


Someone please explain to me why so many people revere someone who is such an affront to the English language.


It's quite simple. She reminds folks of the great days of the pioneers when the founding fathers conquered the land and brought into America the laws of Jesus and The Bible to protect the conservative values that are enshrined in The Constitution such as low taxes and freedom from radical Islamic terrorists and furthermore.
 
2013-12-13 08:50:51 AM  

NickelP: Well ya see, she's just like us real mericans.....


*shakes tiny fist*
 
2013-12-13 08:53:39 AM  
"Whether money is taken from you via your phone bill, your airline ticket, or your income, it's a tax. If politicians can't be honest about this, it's time to go home."

Funny words coming from a professional grifter.

/looks at whether check to SarahPAC cleared
 
2013-12-13 08:56:10 AM  

Diogenes: "Whether money is taken from you via your phone bill, your airline ticket, or your income, it's a tax. If politicians can't be honest about this, it's time to go home."

Funny words coming from a professional grifter.

/looks at whether check to SarahPAC cleared


Are PACs finances open at all? I'd love to know how much they skim out of that shiat in admin expenses and bullshiat consulting fees
 
2013-12-13 08:59:20 AM  

NickelP: Diogenes: "Whether money is taken from you via your phone bill, your airline ticket, or your income, it's a tax. If politicians can't be honest about this, it's time to go home."

Funny words coming from a professional grifter.

/looks at whether check to SarahPAC cleared

Are PACs finances open at all? I'd love to know how much they skim out of that shiat in admin expenses and bullshiat consulting fees


Given the way donors work, I doubt it.  You'd be exposing yourself to all sorts of IRS and public scrutiny.
 
2013-12-13 08:59:57 AM  
How are you libbies so angry all the time. Here is what I tell my autistic son and it works.

"Shrug your shoulders abd let it roll right off your back."

Try it. You might get over it.

Lolollol
 
2013-12-13 09:02:03 AM  
Hey, how many other politicians have porno spoofs of them?  Would you want to watch a porno with a Mitch McConnell lookalike?  No you would not.
 
2013-12-13 09:02:13 AM  

I_C_Weener: How are you libbies so angry all the time. Here is what I tell my autistic son and it works.

"Shrug your shoulders abd let it roll right off your back."

Try it. You might get over it.

Lolollol


You don't have to be a liberal to be highly irritated by that woman.
 
2013-12-13 09:04:02 AM  

NickelP: Are PACs finances open at all? I'd love to know how much they skim out of that shiat in admin expenses and bullshiat consulting fees


All of 'em.
 
2013-12-13 09:08:45 AM  
Don't you think she looks tired?
 
2013-12-13 09:09:02 AM  

syrynxx: Hey, how many other politicians have porno spoofs of them?  Would you want to watch a porno with a Mitch McConnell lookalike?  No you would not.


Eh, the bath tub scene in "Whose Shaft's in Taft?" was pretty good.
 
2013-12-13 09:09:11 AM  

I_C_Weener: How are you libbies so angry all the time. Here is what I tell my autistic son and it works.

"Shrug your shoulders abd let it roll right off your back."

Try it. You might get over it.

Lolollol


As usual you guys are confusing mocking with outrage.
 
2013-12-13 09:09:49 AM  
Sarah doesnt like it because it raises airplane ticket fees. So it would cost more to fly across the country while you are in labor with a special needs fetus to deliver your baby in Alaska.
 
2013-12-13 09:16:18 AM  
It does highly amuse me how the R's threaten their own like this though.
 
2013-12-13 09:18:34 AM  
What prestigious government position does subby hold, I wonder?
 
2013-12-13 09:24:52 AM  

SilentStrider: sammyk: MaudlinMutantMollusk: We could just ignore her

Who?

Actress, I think? Was in that Joss Whedon show.


You're thinking of Summer Glau's character, who was younger, hotter, and far less crazy.
 
2013-12-13 09:25:08 AM  

serial_crusher: What prestigious government position does subby hold, I wonder?


Secretary of Hate.
 
2013-12-13 09:26:29 AM  

serial_crusher: What prestigious government position does subby hold, I wonder?


LOL, what does that have to do with anything?

/not subby
 
2013-12-13 09:30:37 AM  
Looks like storms are brewin' in her eyes again.
 
2013-12-13 09:31:50 AM  
I believe this is a thread about attractive female athletes.

www4.pictures.zimbio.com
 
2013-12-13 10:00:10 AM  
Tits?
 
2013-12-13 10:00:26 AM  
The more TeaTards scream about this budget, the more I like it.
 
2013-12-13 10:00:54 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: We could just ignore her


LOL. No we can't.
 
2013-12-13 10:01:34 AM  
Palin is like Democratic catnip.
 
2013-12-13 10:01:41 AM  
images.politico.com
 
2013-12-13 10:02:06 AM  
Because she got closer to the White House than any other MILF you know?
 
2013-12-13 10:02:20 AM  

mrshowrules: I believe this is a thread about attractive female athletes.


I thought threads about this deranged, unemployable deadbeat called for something else. Well, just to be safe...


www.seriouseats.com
 
2013-12-13 10:02:28 AM  

NickelP: Pocket Ninja: Because somehow she stays in the public eye despite that. Somehow. Some...how... I'm not sure, exactly, how, now that I think about it. It's almost like every time she says some little thing, it immediately gets spread around the world. Maybe she has a very extensive and well-trained flock of carrier pigeons? Could be, I think they have those up in Alaska. She's wily, that woman. Thanks for posting this, subby, now we'll all know to be on the lookout.

Its almost like she has no purpose other than to stay in the news and in order for that to happen she has to say stupid shiat. As her star fades into obscurity her speaking deals other publicity deals dry up. So its important to keep saying stupid shiat. Her job at this point, is basically to say stupid shiat.


A more successful Coulter?
 
2013-12-13 10:02:33 AM  
Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachmann are both competing for the title of "Snow Snooki".  All three of them stay in the headlines for the same reason.
 
2013-12-13 10:04:33 AM  

Cletus C.: Palin is like Democratic catnip.


I know of no democrats who even mention her anymore besides fark libtards like me. Even then, it doesn't come up until the great thread click machine kicks in.
 
2013-12-13 10:05:55 AM  
Jesus Christ folks.

cdn.crooksandliars.com
 
2013-12-13 10:06:16 AM  

RminusQ: Don't you think she looks tired?


In all seriousness I haven't seen a picture of her in a while and in the picture from TFA she looks like she's on drugs and has been for a while.
 
2013-12-13 10:07:02 AM  

Cletus C.: Palin is like Democratic catnip.

Yes, it's the liberals that fund her PACs and watch Fox News.

Because we just can't get enough
 
2013-12-13 10:08:29 AM  

lockers: Cletus C.: Palin is like Democratic catnip.

I know of no democrats who even mention her anymore besides fark libtards like me. Even then, it doesn't come up until the great thread click machine kicks in.


OK, on fark she's Democratic catnip. She never achieved the irrelevance here that the real world has assigned to her. Of course, her relevance here is in terms of mocking, deriding, hating and dismissing. Well, dismissing until next time.
 
2013-12-13 10:10:20 AM  
The fact that Palin doesn't like it is perhaps the single most persuasive argument in favor of the deal.  From that standpoint, I find her opinion useful.  I just wish the Tea Party morons would find a less annoying spokesperson, like maybe Gilbert Gottfreid or Snookie.
 
2013-12-13 10:13:03 AM  

Cletus C.: OK, on fark she's Democratic catnip. She never achieved the irrelevance here that the real world has assigned to her. Of course, her relevance here is in terms of mocking, deriding, hating and dismissing. Well, dismissing until next time.


Yeah. This thread is blowing up with thousands of posts with libs foaming at the mouth.
 
2013-12-13 10:13:27 AM  

doyner: "But that excuse is just the latest variation in the establishment's old canard that they're keeping their powder dry for the next big battle, which never seems to materialize because they're always too busy waving the white flag and following the path of least resistance until election day."


Someone please explain to me why so many people revere someone who is such an affront to the English language.


And that was her  writing.  When she speaks, it's literally just word salad.
 
2013-12-13 10:14:03 AM  

Cletus C.: Palin is like Democratic catnip.


Palin is more like media catnip
 
2013-12-13 10:14:57 AM  
I just need clarification, because my coffee hasn't kicked in all the way.

Did she just say that paying your phone bill not only funds "Big Brother", but is also a tax?

...

So hold on, paying for a service is a tax, because Verizon is actually an NSA front, and the whole point of PRISM is to collect taxes?

I am just trying to connect the dots, here.
 
2013-12-13 10:15:07 AM  
She is the Paris Hilton of politics.

And thankfully PH is now out of the limelight...so hopefully the same soon can be said of Palin.
 
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