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(TMZ)   Khloe Kardashian announces plans to file for divorce today. It seems the Wookiee won after all   ( divider line
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2556 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 13 Dec 2013 at 9:51 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-12-13 08:25:52 AM  
6 votes:
2013-12-13 10:46:13 AM  
2 votes:
His only regret: that he can't abandon her as a single mom.
2013-12-13 10:36:49 AM  
2 votes:
I'm guessing her lawyer will use the Chewbacca defense in court.
2013-12-13 10:13:44 AM  
2 votes:
Very considerate of her to let the camera crews know.
2013-12-13 09:59:22 AM  
2 votes:
It's weird, but I sympathize with Kloe. She deserves better.

/oh god, what have I become?
2013-12-13 06:21:43 PM  
1 vote:

B.L.Z. Bub: peterthx: Persnickety: "Khloe, I know your ass is huge, but Kim has one of the best fattest asses of all time"


big != fat

Yes. It is a fat ass if it is proportionately larger than the rest of the body. If she were a 12' woman, her ass would be "big", but she's not a 12' woman, so her ass-- in relation to the rest of her body-- is fat.

Fat. FAT. FAT.

Just own it. You like fat asses. You don't need to change definitions here. Just admit you're a chubby chaser and we can all get on with our day.

2013-12-13 12:55:43 PM  
1 vote:
Well now that Bruce and Lamar are free the family can collapse in on itself and turn into an ego star.
2013-12-13 12:03:49 PM  
1 vote:

Persnickety: "Khloe, I know your ass is huge, but Kim has one of the best fattest asses of all time"

2013-12-13 11:32:30 AM  
1 vote:

orclover: I thought she was engaged to Kanyay? Wait, dont tell me how that shiat works for her.  I think I will be happier knowing as little as possible about that media created drama fest.

No, Kanye is engaged to the little hobbit. Khloe is the giant Wookiee. Don't confuse them.
2013-12-13 10:40:44 AM  
1 vote:
Is she a hobbit, too?
2013-12-13 10:37:32 AM  
1 vote:
Odom do you have to be to marry that?
2013-12-13 10:19:43 AM  
1 vote:
I always thought Lamar was gay.  That's why they made him that special javelin fine-tuned to his limp wrist because all gay people were limp-wristed in the 80s or something.
2013-12-13 09:56:02 AM  
1 vote:
Lamar, get out and never look back.
2013-12-13 08:38:28 AM  
1 vote:
She's going to get all of Odom's stuff when her divorce lawyer makes the case that she lives on Endor.
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