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(Daily Mail)   Walker cremated... again   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 26
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2013-12-13 07:56:29 AM
Almost a repeat headline. But I'll grant immunity since I almost shot orange juice out of my nose reading it. Happy Friday all.
 
2013-12-13 08:00:03 AM
Way to stay with this story, everybody. There doesn't seem to be a lot of news about Paul Walker out there these days.
 
2013-12-13 08:03:18 AM
Do the mods know that Fark has a search feature?
 
2013-12-13 08:16:09 AM
BOO!!

+1
 
2013-12-13 08:16:15 AM
There was an early land-speed record guy, named JG Parry-Thomas, who was killed on a beach in Wales when his car rolled and slid at 100 MPH. It was an open car and they never found his head.

So they just buried what was left of him, car and all in the sands.

That's what I'd do here: take what's left of the car and the human remains, dig a big hole and drop it in.
 
2013-12-13 08:24:33 AM
At this point I think the mods are just greenlighting these Paul Walker thread just to fark with us.
 
2013-12-13 08:30:02 AM
Who else thinks having a Paul Walker tab would be a good idea?
 
2013-12-13 08:36:28 AM

ReapTheChaos: At this point I think the mods are just greenlighting these Paul Walker thread just to fark with us.

stories as if they never read the stories previously greenlighted or are in a drunken stupor.  Both are distinctly possible.

FTFY
 
2013-12-13 08:57:33 AM
what a troll-tastic article, mentions every single thing that might have led to the crash except speed.  The victims can NOT be at fault because they were famous!
 
2013-12-13 09:01:42 AM
In the meantime you can now get your super duper paul walker inspired special edition of the fast and furious 6, now with extra paul walker-ness.
 
2013-12-13 09:08:05 AM
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2013-12-13 09:29:38 AM
Cool. Can't wait for tomorrow's Walker headline!!
 
2013-12-13 09:29:52 AM
I wonder if his family had to pay full price?
 
2013-12-13 09:35:42 AM
Walker cremated entry....again
 
2013-12-13 09:57:50 AM
Truly, his movies were role models for young people.
 
2013-12-13 10:50:12 AM
Ashes to ashes.
 
2013-12-13 11:30:57 AM
When playing GTA 5 online, I was riding with my buddy in a sports car when he crashed into a post that wouldn't budge.  I said on the mic, "Man, I feel like Paul Walker."

Everyone on mic was saying "Ahhhhhh, too soon!"  This was the day after the crash btw.
 
2013-12-13 11:46:10 AM
I don't understand the whole idea of having "keepsakes" of someone's ashes.

They are gone and you need to let them go... not keep them on the mantle for another few decades (hopefully) until when you die and some dude cleaning out your house throws them in the garbage.
 
2013-12-13 12:23:37 PM

Rhames: When playing GTA 5 online, I was riding with my buddy in a sports car when he crashed into a post that wouldn't budge.  I said on the mic, "Man, I feel like Paul Walker."

Everyone on mic was saying "Ahhhhhh, too soon!"  This was the day after the crash btw.


Damn you're such a bad ass
 
2013-12-13 12:36:45 PM
NEED MORE PAUL WALKER HEADLINES LIKE I NEED MORE COWBELL!

NEED MORE PAUL WALKER HEADLINES LIKE I NEED MORE COWBELL!


NEED MORE PAUL WALKER HEADLINES LIKE I NEED MORE COWBELL!


NEED MORE PAUL WALKER HEADLINES LIKE I NEED MORE COWBELL!


NEED MORE PAUL WALKER HEADLINES LIKE I NEED MORE COWBELL!


NEED MORE PAUL WALKER HEADLINES LIKE I NEED MORE COWBELL!


NEED MORE PAUL WALKER HEADLINES LIKE I NEED MORE COWBELL!


NEED MORE PAUL WALKER HEADLINES LIKE I NEED MORE COWBELL!


NEED MORE PAUL WALKER HEADLINES LIKE I NEED MORE COWBELL!


NEED MORE PAUL WALKER HEADLINES LIKE I NEED MORE COWBELL!


NEED MORE PAUL WALKER HEADLINES LIKE I NEED MORE COWBELL!


NEED MORE PAUL WALKER HEADLINES LIKE I NEED MORE COWBELL!


NEED MORE PAUL WALKER HEADLINES LIKE I NEED MORE COWBELL!


NEED MORE PAUL WALKER HEADLINES LIKE I NEED MORE COWBELL!


NEED MORE PAUL WALKER HEADLINES LIKE I NEED MORE COWBELL!


NEED MORE PAUL WALKER HEADLINES LIKE I NEED MORE COWBELL!


NEED MORE PAUL WALKER HEADLINES LIKE I NEED MORE COWBELL!
 
2013-12-13 12:50:39 PM
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"WALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL-KERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! "
 
2013-12-13 03:15:42 PM

ReapTheChaos: At this point I think the mods are just greenlighting these Paul Walker thread just to fark with us.


We should all submit two Paul Walker stories, at some point the mods will go "maybe this is over saturation on a subject which few people really care."
 
2013-12-13 03:26:09 PM
Who?
 
2013-12-13 04:19:05 PM
Wait, what happened to him? Was fire involved.
 
2013-12-13 04:46:01 PM
Heh. How else was I going to get a green?

/subtly yours
 
2013-12-13 10:23:48 PM
God damn lmao
 
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