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(The Blaze)   If you're going to commit an apartment robbery, it's probably a good idea to not stand outside for an hour in full view of security cameras and practice your twerking skills   (theblaze.com) divider line 18
    More: Fail, Caught on Camera, security camera, robbery, Finder, Gothamist  
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2013-12-13 07:56:21 AM  
A Blaze link.  Really?
 
2013-12-13 08:00:36 AM  
On the other hand, it may not be a bad idea to have  a good looking friend practice her twerking outside, while you commit the robbery on the other side of the building.  Just don't meet up until much, much later.
 
2013-12-13 08:02:13 AM  
Haha, subby reads the Blaze.  Everyone point and laugh at the room temperature IQ of subby.
 
2013-12-13 08:02:51 AM  
There is a package joke here somewhere.
 
2013-12-13 08:03:12 AM  
Miley Cyrus has never twerked. There is no video of her twerking, anywhere, ever. It is all a lie, and passeth understanding.
 
2013-12-13 08:06:25 AM  
See photo #3: Whitney is still alive! "And IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEYYEYEYE Will......"
 
2013-12-13 08:11:10 AM  
When asked what's wrong with her, her best friend Lesley said, "Oh she's just being Miley".
 
2013-12-13 08:15:32 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-12-13 08:18:10 AM  
I think we all know why it's on the Blaze.
 
2013-12-13 08:55:43 AM  

AltheaToldMe: A Blaze link.  Really?


Ermahgerd you might get rebulicanitus if you click it!
 
2013-12-13 09:15:04 AM  

rorgus: AltheaToldMe: A Blaze link.  Really?

Ermahgerd you might get rebulicanitus if you click it!


We just don't want to contribute to their page views, which translates into increased advertising revenue.

I would click 5000 ads in an effort to get them in trouble for click fraud, but then I'd have to look at 5000 ads.
 
2013-12-13 09:35:41 AM  
Had 0 doubts of the race before RTFA./RTFA, leaving satified.//inb4 "racist asswipe" comment///it's not racist if it's ALWAYS true.
 
2013-12-13 09:49:15 AM  

brobinson2001: Had 0 doubts of the race before RTFA./RTFA, leaving satified.//inb4 "racist asswipe" comment///it's not racist if it's ALWAYS true.


The tally only registers for people who talk like you, when the perpetrator fits the narrative.

I'm sure you've never, ever once thought it was a black person who committed a crime only to find out you were mistaken.
 
2013-12-13 09:52:14 AM  

brobinson2001: Had 0 doubts of the race before RTFA./RTFA, leaving satified.//inb4 "racist asswipe" comment///it's not racist if it's ALWAYS true.



I have 0 doubts of the intelligence of racists people from Kansas. Duuur, I'll guess the race of the twerker and "leave satisfied" when I see that they're black. For your next act, guess the race of the line dancer or the guy dancing salsa. You should be in a circus.
 
2013-12-13 10:20:53 AM  
Officer, that is clearly Miley Cyrus in the video. Arrest her!!

/Please stop it, Miley; We know you are no longer a Disney sweetheart.
 
2013-12-13 11:31:18 AM  
NOT white people problems.
/
 
2013-12-13 12:57:04 PM  
And if anyone would know about committing a violent crime and getting away with it for decades, it's Glenn Beck.../amidoingitright?
 
2013-12-13 02:27:48 PM  
Is that a video of a mirror reflecting another video?
 
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