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2013-12-12 11:35:48 PM
You're supposed to use security software to delete the cookies.
 
2013-12-12 11:41:09 PM
From the Toll House to the Big House, AMIRITE?
 
2013-12-12 11:43:48 PM
Something something tossing his cookies something something.
 
2013-12-13 12:00:05 AM
i306.photobucket.com

Approves.
 
2013-12-13 12:06:54 AM

Kenny B: [i306.photobucket.com image 499x285]

Approves.


i38.photobucket.com
 
2013-12-13 12:25:39 AM
Sounds like a publicity stunt.  This type of crap is happening a lot lately, and wouldn't you know it, it's almost always a comedian or tv producer of some kind.
 
2013-12-13 12:28:05 AM
How do we know the outstanding warrants aren't just pulled from thin air so the cop had a reason to screw with the guy some more?
 
2013-12-13 12:37:29 AM
Made iPhone Cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, I'll just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.

Actually, yes, cookies are against the law.  The law isn't just for using your phone, but for doing anything with your hands that distracts from driving, including eating a cookie.
 
2013-12-13 01:35:10 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: How do we know the outstanding warrants aren't just pulled from thin air so the cop had a reason to screw with the guy some more?


How do we know this ever happened in the first place?
 
2013-12-13 01:41:58 AM

Elegy: AverageAmericanGuy: How do we know the outstanding warrants aren't just pulled from thin air so the cop had a reason to screw with the guy some more?

How do we know this ever happened in the first place?


Mind. Blown.
 
2013-12-13 01:47:47 AM

Kenny B: [i306.photobucket.com image 499x285]

Approves.


"Cookies are a sometimes food."
 
2013-12-13 03:43:31 AM

Elegy: AverageAmericanGuy: How do we know the outstanding warrants aren't just pulled from thin air so the cop had a reason to screw with the guy some more?

How do we know this ever happened in the first place?


Hey, for all we know it could be just as real as an Ex-Marine Lesbian who got anti-gay slurs written on her tip receipt.
 
2013-12-13 05:13:58 AM
I like his conclusion. Yes, yes you are an idiot.

Maybe hell is a playback of two reels. The first reel is of all one's idiocy. The second reel is all the good, all the improvement of the world, all the struggle for justice, the comforting of the beloved, the assistance to the stranger, the instruction of the young, the unrewarded perseverence of the scientist and the artist that was happening while you were trolling cops with a cookie in LA.

You. Farking. Idiot.
 
2013-12-13 05:44:04 AM
Issuing a warrant for a parking ticket? Glad all the real crime has been solved.
 
2013-12-13 05:50:24 AM
"Made iPhone Cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, I'll just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.  "

Can't miss!
 
2013-12-13 05:51:50 AM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-12-13 05:53:14 AM

AgentPothead: Issuing a warrant for a parking ticket? Glad all the real crime has been solved.


Yeah, I saw that too.

Off to the salt mines with him, as it were.
 
GBB [TotalFark]
2013-12-13 06:02:52 AM
More like Troll House Cookies

amirite?
 
2013-12-13 06:04:01 AM
A warrant for "unpaid parking tickets" -sounds more like North Carolina than Los Angeles.
 
2013-12-13 06:10:38 AM
What did he use to tweet?

/while driving?
 
2013-12-13 06:14:03 AM

timujin: Actually, yes, cookies are against the law. The law isn't just for using your phone, but for doing anything with your hands that distracts from driving, including eating a cookie.


In California? Source? Or is that from "Laws inside timujin's head?"
 
2013-12-13 06:18:20 AM
Distracted drivers are a more urgent threat to the lives of our children
 
2013-12-13 06:19:42 AM

GBB: More like Troll House Cookies

amirite?


Beat me to it!
 
2013-12-13 06:24:57 AM
Wow, I actually saw the first part of this going around Facebook earlier.  Didn't know he'd actually do it.
 
2013-12-13 06:25:21 AM
If you're going to troll the cops with an iPhone shaped cookie, try not to have any outstanding warrants for your arrest don't fark with the police.
 
2013-12-13 06:25:50 AM
Oooh, just found a source on CA's driving-while-eating citations. It was a stretch under cell phone driving laws, so if you're eating or changing the radio station, they cite you for speeding, under the premise that "the conditions are deemed unsafe and therefore the safe speed is zero," according to a CHP spokesperson.

http://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/Distracted-Driving-Violation s- Quadruple-in-LA-County-202219741.html
 
2013-12-13 06:32:52 AM

T Baggins: Oooh, just found a source on CA's driving-while-eating citations. It was a stretch under cell phone driving laws, so if you're eating or changing the radio station, they cite you for speeding, under the premise that "the conditions are deemed unsafe and therefore the safe speed is zero," according to a CHP spokesperson.

http://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/Distracted-Driving-Violation s- Quadruple-in-LA-County-202219741.html


Shut up crime!
 
2013-12-13 06:50:52 AM
The guy with unpaid parking tickets thinks believes his problem was eating a cookie made to look like a cellphone.
 
2013-12-13 06:59:49 AM

fusillade762: Distracted drivers are a more urgent threat to the lives of our children


I think its more their diet but whatev's.
 
2013-12-13 07:05:06 AM

AgentPothead: Issuing a warrant for a parking ticket? Glad all the real crime has been solved.


A bench warrant. If you don't pay a fine or appear before a judge (traffic court/magistrate) before the date on the ticket this has always been the repercussion.
 
2013-12-13 07:16:12 AM
Don't poke the bear, don't hit the hornet's nest with a stick, don't fark with a badge.  99% of cops are good people (but boy does that 1% make the rest look bad) but, with the jobs they have, dealing with idiots like this are the last thing you want to force them into.
 
2013-12-13 07:22:04 AM
Does the Dumba*s tag have the flu?
 
2013-12-13 07:26:46 AM
This is the headline they choose? Whose dick do I need to suck to get a much funnier headline published around here?

/I mad
 
2013-12-13 07:37:27 AM

August11: Maybe hell is a playback of two reels. The first reel is of all one's idiocy. The second reel is all the good, all the improvement of the world, all the struggle for justice, the comforting of the beloved, the assistance to the stranger, the instruction of the young, the unrewarded perseverence of the scientist and the artist that was happening while you were trolling cops with a cookie in LA.


Awesomesauce
 
2013-12-13 07:37:52 AM

T Baggins: timujin: Actually, yes, cookies are against the law. The law isn't just for using your phone, but for doing anything with your hands that distracts from driving, including eating a cookie.

In California? Source? Or is that from "Laws inside timujin's head?"


In NS at least, it's "handheld cellular device" that's illegal. 

As in, a garmin GPS is legal. An iPod Touch in your hand is legal. An iPhone in a GPS mount is not. RCMP are all over that shiat too.
 
2013-12-13 07:38:23 AM

SquiggsIN: Don't poke the bear, don't hit the hornet's nest with a stick, don't fark with a badge.  99% of cops are good people (but boy does that 1% make the rest look bad) but, with the jobs they have, dealing with idiots like this are the last thing you want to force them into.


Plus he took an officer away from doing any actual police work

I did find it funny that the idiot didn't know he had a warrant out.
 
2013-12-13 07:40:15 AM

fusillade762: Distracted drivers are a more urgent threat to the lives of our children


69% of traffic accidents are caused by sober people.
 
2013-12-13 07:40:31 AM

Feel_the_velvet: "Made iPhone Cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, I'll just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.  "

Can't miss!


Yeah, cops generaly like people wasting their time. I've maybe talked my way out of a couple of minor speeding violations (I think twice in my life, or about a 4% success rate) But they've generally already made up their mind you're getting a ticket. And then when you're like "Nope! Just farking with ya! You can't give me a ticket you dumb ass" they might be a bit...put out by your antics. Hell, I could even see the cop saying "Guess what, smart ass? I'm gonna give you a ticket anyway. I saw an iPhone. Maybe you switched it with a cookie to try and get out of trouble. How am I supposed to know? You don't like it, you can show up in court and see if a judge buys your story over mine. How's that for a prank?"

Here's some other great ideas for cop pranks:
Get a 40 ounce bottle of cream soda and place it in a brown paper bag. Hop in your car and drink from it whenever a cop is looking at you.
Sell dime bags of oregano on the street corner.
Gun shaped brownies! Point one at a cop and ask if he'd like to bite on the end.
Run into a bank with a model airplane and yell out "This is a hobbery"
 
2013-12-13 07:43:56 AM

Feel_the_velvet: AgentPothead: Issuing a warrant for a parking ticket? Glad all the real crime has been solved.

Yeah, I saw that too.

Off to the salt mines with him, as it were.


Depriving someone of freedom, perhaps the number one lauded virtue by Americans, is shockingly easy to do in our freedom loving country.
 
2013-12-13 07:54:29 AM
i.chzbgr.com
 
2013-12-13 07:57:32 AM
Not overly relevent, but I just thought of this story (since it involves being sort of a  dick to a cop) and figured I'd share with you good people.

One day cops are doing a major sting on speeders on my street. (25mph, but 40 is the average speed) There are something like 5 cops for a 1.75 mile stretch). I was heading home on my motorcycle, and I knew they were there, so I wasn't speeding (maybe 2 or 3 over). A female cop pulls me over about 10 feet from my driveway. I was wondering what the hell she pulled me over for since I wasn't really speeding. So I might have had a bit of an attitude problem.

Me: What?
Cop: (slightly biatchy tone) Sir, you know one of your headlights is out?
Me: No.
Cop: Wel it is o-
Me: I mean, No. It's not.
Cop: Your headlight isn't out?
Me: No.
Cop: Sir, your headlight *IS* ou-
Me: No.
Cop: (*really* dirty look) *walks to the front of the bike*
Cop: Sir, I am looking right at it, and your headlight IS non functional.
Me: No.
Cop: Sir I am not sure what your problem is, but-
Me: *turns on brights, causing dedicated bright-light only headlamp to come on* How about now?
Cop: What the hell?
Me: See? brights off *click* brights on *click* brights off *click* brights on *click*
Cop: (unbelievably nasty tone): It's supposed to be like that?
Me: Yes. (And this is where I was *about* to say "If you knew dick about motorcycles, you might be aware of this, which would be helpful since this is your job" But then I rememeberd that my sideways mounted license plate wasn't exactly legal. And I had already pushed it a bit far. Then I made the increadibly wise decision to shut the fark up whilst I was ahead)
The cop looks at me for a second, and in a condescending tone says "You can go sir".
 
2013-12-13 08:17:19 AM

schrepjm: AgentPothead: Issuing a warrant for a parking ticket? Glad all the real crime has been solved.

A bench warrant. If you don't pay a fine or appear before a judge (traffic court/magistrate) before the date on the ticket this has always been the repercussion.


What f'd up jurisdiction do you live in?  I've never seen a jurisdiction issue a bench warrant for a parking ticket or not paying a fine for a non-criminal offense.  In the US, paying tickets is usually "enforced" by the DMV who won't let you renew your registration with unpaid tickets.
 
2013-12-13 08:20:44 AM
media.nbclosangeles.comimages.starpulse.com
 
2013-12-13 08:21:20 AM

GreatGlavinsGhost: The guy with unpaid parking tickets thinks believes his problem was eating a cookie made to look like a cellphone.


His problem, largely, is that dashboard cams exist so they can't show him being hauled out of the vehicle for being a smarmy prick and beaten with nightsticks until he urinated himself and required extensive dental work.
 
2013-12-13 08:23:51 AM

MythDragon: [media.nbclosangeles.com image 653x370][images.starpulse.com image 470x430]


My first thought too
 
2013-12-13 08:25:13 AM

Tat'dGreaser: SquiggsIN: Don't poke the bear, don't hit the hornet's nest with a stick, don't fark with a badge.  99% of cops are good people (but boy does that 1% make the rest look bad) but, with the jobs they have, dealing with idiots like this are the last thing you want to force them into.

Plus he took an officer away from doing any actual police work

I did find it funny that the idiot didn't know he had a warrant out.


Lots of people don't.  If a cop wrote a parking ticket to you when you were in a different state, and the ticket blew away before you got back to the car, you never saw it, and thus didn't pay it.  After you missed the deadline, the local judge would issue a bench warrant.  Most of the time, they don't send a reminder or anything, just put the warrant into the system, and you never know about it until you go to renew your license, or you get pulled over for something else.  A friend of ours was an MP captain, and his guys were putting names into the computer for fun, and up popped his name on a warrant for an unpaid parking ticket in some bumfark town in New Jersey.  He didn't even realize he had gotten the ticket.
 
2013-12-13 08:27:12 AM

devildog123: and his guys were putting names into the computer for fun,


That's uhhh a federal offense
 
2013-12-13 08:39:17 AM

MythDragon: Feel_the_velvet: "Made iPhone Cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, I'll just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.  "

Can't miss!

Yeah, cops generaly like people wasting their time. I've maybe talked my way out of a couple of minor speeding violations (I think twice in my life, or about a 4% success rate) But they've generally already made up their mind you're getting a ticket. And then when you're like "Nope! Just farking with ya! You can't give me a ticket you dumb ass" they might be a bit...put out by your antics. Hell, I could even see the cop saying "Guess what, smart ass? I'm gonna give you a ticket anyway. I saw an iPhone. Maybe you switched it with a cookie to try and get out of trouble. How am I supposed to know? You don't like it, you can show up in court and see if a judge buys your story over mine. How's that for a prank?"

Here's some other great ideas for cop pranks:
Get a 40 ounce bottle of cream soda and place it in a brown paper bag. Hop in your car and drink from it whenever a cop is looking at you.
Sell dime bags of oregano on the street corner.
Gun shaped brownies! Point one at a cop and ask if he'd like to bite on the end.
Run into a bank with a model airplane and yell out "This is a hobbery"


Yup. My first thought on seeing this prick was "Okay, I'll shred this ticket for driving with a portable device .Here's a summons for obstruct police. Your date's in two weeks. Wear a tie. Have a nice day, drive and eat carefully Sir."
 
2013-12-13 08:48:21 AM

CatfoodSpork: [i.chzbgr.com image 500x1084]


Thank you, I was just trying to find that. Also ....

img.fark.net
imagemacros.files.wordpress.com

/at least the second guy is wearing his seatbelt
 
2013-12-13 08:49:26 AM

Tat'dGreaser: devildog123: and his guys were putting names into the computer for fun,

That's uhhh a federal offense


Yeah, um, they're cops.  They all do it.  Including the feds.  Good luck arresting someone for it.
 
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