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(Opposing Views)   Millionaire ex-CFO tries to kill himself, fails. Fark: But not before taking out a young couple and their unborn baby   (opposingviews.com) divider line 106
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2013-12-12 09:44:36 PM
'Sad' tag apparently killed by suicidal asshole.  fark that guy.
 
2013-12-12 09:45:06 PM
 
2013-12-12 09:51:36 PM
This is where the kid who got probation and a paid vacation at the beachfront rehab spa for killing four people will be in 37 years.
 
2013-12-12 09:52:06 PM

calbert: non- Opposing Views link


According to that link, there's nothing to indicate the guy was suicidal.
 
2013-12-12 09:52:29 PM
Affluenza strikes again!
 
2013-12-12 09:54:58 PM
Give him what he wants - death. Preferably from blunt force trauma, from the surviving family members.
 
2013-12-12 09:55:18 PM
As a high functioning alcoholic I find it repugnant that these twats can't get a lift to and from the pub. For fark's sake....
 
2013-12-12 09:55:23 PM

AntonChigger: calbert: non- Opposing Views link

According to that link, there's nothing to indicate the guy was suicidal.


Agreed.
But that's actually the prosecutor's slant on the events.  That's what they do.  OV fails with the headline.
 
2013-12-12 09:56:37 PM
I mean, on the one hand, when I was suicidal, I regularly thought about jumping in front of a bus and not ONCE did I think about the people inside who might be upset if they saw me get creamed.

But on the other hand, that's not the same as killing innocent bystanders.

/I got better
 
2013-12-12 09:56:44 PM
Lebanon, NH?  I lived there for 12 years.  very random location.
 
2013-12-12 09:56:46 PM
Jason Timmons, 29, and his fiancée Amanda Murphy, 24, of Wilder, Vt., died with injuries that medical examiners described as consistent with an airplane crash.

LOLWUT?
 
2013-12-12 09:57:33 PM
No bridge abutment handy? Much more certainty of an outcome.
 
2013-12-12 09:58:10 PM

fusillade762: Jason Timmons, 29, and his fiancée Amanda Murphy, 24, of Wilder, Vt., died with injuries that medical examiners described as consistent with an airplane crash.

LOLWUT?


High velocity SPLAT!!
 
2013-12-12 09:58:17 PM
Wow, that was some poor reportage.
 
2013-12-12 09:58:32 PM
At the time of their deaths, Murphy still worked at Valley Terrace.

Uh...about that
 
2013-12-12 09:58:36 PM

fusillade762: Jason Timmons, 29, and his fiancée Amanda Murphy, 24, of Wilder, Vt., died with injuries that medical examiners described as consistent with an airplane crash.

LOLWUT?


Pieces parts.
 
2013-12-12 10:00:10 PM
bubblear.com
 
2013-12-12 10:00:46 PM

calbert: non- Opposing Views link


Thank you- opp views is basically unclickable
 
2013-12-12 10:04:30 PM
Fark. That was one of the saddest things i've read in a while. No snark here.

Oh... And i hope the dude held onto that $1.5 mil payout. Wrongful death suits are a biatch.
 
2013-12-12 10:05:01 PM

bojon: No bridge abutment handy? Much more certainty of an outcome.


Way back in the day, on my very last day as an EMT-Paramedic, somebody decided to take themselves out that way. Hit a bridge abutment at full speed going downhill, which caused the car to rotate, flip, skid on the roof for about 450' uphill (the bridge was in a creek valley) before coming to rest (still on the now nearly non-existent roof and bursting into flame.

Nearly 20 years later, I still have pictures of that in my head. Especially the part about the licence plate from the vehicle shrunk by heat to about the size of a normal hand, fused to the guy's body. Best guess is that he had a plate on the dash when he started the suicide run.
 
2013-12-12 10:05:27 PM
swerving his Chevy pickup truck across the Interstate 89 grassy median,

as a former resident of Lebanon, NH, it is very unusual for the I89 median to be grassy on Dec 7.  If there is snow on the ground where I live several hundred miles south of there, then that should be a snow-covered median.
 
2013-12-12 10:05:51 PM
I hope the family members gets half of what that guy owns.
 
2013-12-12 10:05:53 PM

JasonOfOrillia: Wow, that was some poor reportage.


"decided to terminate his own privileged existence"

With that kind of narrative, I thought at least we'd learn was song was playing on his car stereo.
 
2013-12-12 10:11:09 PM
His money will make sure justice eludes him.

Say what you will, lynch mobs have their perks.
 
2013-12-12 10:11:33 PM
ceblog.s3.amazonaws.com
 
2013-12-12 10:13:02 PM
Just make sure you get it right the first time, 'cause nothin's worse than a suicide chump.
 
2013-12-12 10:17:09 PM

fusillade762: Jason Timmons, 29, and his fiancée Amanda Murphy, 24, of Wilder, Vt., died with injuries that medical examiners described as consistent with an airplane crash.

LOLWUT?


Sounded like the douche's car went airborne before striking the couple's car, so...I got nothing.  Drunk ME, maybe?
 
2013-12-12 10:19:17 PM

buzzcut73: bojon: No bridge abutment handy? Much more certainty of an outcome.

Way back in the day, on my very last day as an EMT-Paramedic, somebody decided to take themselves out that way. Hit a bridge abutment at full speed going downhill, which caused the car to rotate, flip, skid on the roof for about 450' uphill (the bridge was in a creek valley) before coming to rest (still on the now nearly non-existent roof and bursting into flame.

Nearly 20 years later, I still have pictures of that in my head. Especially the part about the licence plate from the vehicle shrunk by heat to about the size of a normal hand, fused to the guy's body. Best guess is that he had a plate on the dash when he started the suicide run.


Was he ok?
 
2013-12-12 10:20:33 PM

SlothB77: swerving his Chevy pickup truck across the Interstate 89 grassy median,

as a former resident of Lebanon, NH, it is very unusual for the I89 median to be grassy on Dec 7.  If there is snow on the ground where I live several hundred miles south of there, then that should be a snow-covered median.


It really isn't unusual for us to not have much snow in early December.

I drove by the crash site on Tuesday afternoon.  There was some snow, but the grass was still visible . . . as were the tracks where his truck crossed.  At the time, nobody I was with knew the details of the crash, just that it had been a bad one.  The median at that spot is like a gully, dipping down then back up to the other side, so it made a nice launch ramp for the dumbass.
 
2013-12-12 10:22:57 PM
www.vnews.com
www.vnews.com
 
2013-12-12 10:25:00 PM

calbert: non- Opposing Views link


Thank you, good Sir or Madam
 
2013-12-12 10:25:40 PM
That there is some pictures what had happen. You see car peeled back like sardine can, people ripped clean in half I reckon. Chevy trucks, can't be stopped.
 
2013-12-12 10:25:53 PM
Well dude won't be a millionaire for long. But how much you want to bet that his wife soon tries to file for divorce to protect her piece of the money from the civil lawsuits that will come?
 
2013-12-12 10:25:56 PM
Oblige him.
 
2013-12-12 10:28:58 PM
~~"Morrell said that the day of the crash, Dellinger argued with his wife over some issue regarding his medications. He then left the house to drive around in the pickup truck, but as he drove, he grew "depressed and loopy," Morrell said. It was then that the Dellinger decided to take his own life. "

Medications...exactly what kind of medications...
 
2013-12-12 10:30:17 PM

fusillade762: Jason Timmons, 29, and his fiancée Amanda Murphy, 24, of Wilder, Vt., died with injuries that medical examiners described as consistent with an airplane crash.

LOLWUT?


Well, parts of them were in the full and upright position...
 
2013-12-12 10:31:04 PM

dpzum1: ~~"Morrell said that the day of the crash, Dellinger argued with his wife over some issue regarding his medications. He then left the house to drive around in the pickup truck, but as he drove, he grew "depressed and loopy," Morrell said. It was then that the Dellinger decided to take his own life. "

Medications...exactly what kind of medications...


I've done a lot of drugs and never found one that caused depression. Sounds to me like she took his pills away because she thought he was taking too many. That situation, I could see causing depression and suicidal impulses.
 
2013-12-12 10:33:38 PM
Jesus people.  Good money says this isn't what happened.  It's just as likely an accident.
 
2013-12-12 10:38:06 PM
www.wptz.com
 
2013-12-12 10:38:23 PM

ransack.: dpzum1: ~~"Morrell said that the day of the crash, Dellinger argued with his wife over some issue regarding his medications. He then left the house to drive around in the pickup truck, but as he drove, he grew "depressed and loopy," Morrell said. It was then that the Dellinger decided to take his own life. "

Medications...exactly what kind of medications...

I've done a lot of drugs and never found one that caused depression. Sounds to me like she took his pills away because she thought he was taking too many. That situation, I could see causing depression and suicidal impulses.


There are some anti-depressants that have as a side-effect an increase in suicidal ideation.
 
2013-12-12 10:40:17 PM
Why is that all the stories on this site makes me pray for the apocalypse but all the ads are chock full of sexy babes?  Its like OV wants to see if they can make me both horny and depressed.
 
2013-12-12 10:42:00 PM
www.wcvb.com
i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-12-12 10:44:14 PM

BalloonBoy: Jesus people.  Good money says this isn't what happened.  It's just as likely an accident.


NEVER QUESTION THE OMNISCIENT NARRATOR.
 
2013-12-12 10:45:24 PM

namegoeshere: fusillade762: Jason Timmons, 29, and his fiancée Amanda Murphy, 24, of Wilder, Vt., died with injuries that medical examiners described as consistent with an airplane crash.

LOLWUT?

Pieces parts.


In traffic accidents the really serious injuries are to the lower extremities.  If you just get a steering wheel through the chest, then the chest area is where the injuries are.  When being struck by a wing or engine parts, the injuries will usually be in the point of contact or all over the farking body.
 
2013-12-12 10:46:49 PM

Kome: ransack.: dpzum1: ~~"Morrell said that the day of the crash, Dellinger argued with his wife over some issue regarding his medications. He then left the house to drive around in the pickup truck, but as he drove, he grew "depressed and loopy," Morrell said. It was then that the Dellinger decided to take his own life. "

Medications...exactly what kind of medications...

I've done a lot of drugs and never found one that caused depression. Sounds to me like she took his pills away because she thought he was taking too many. That situation, I could see causing depression and suicidal impulses.

There are some anti-depressants that have as a side-effect an increase in suicidal ideation.


That seems somewhat counterproductive for their intended purposes.
 
2013-12-12 10:49:57 PM

99.998er: Kome: ransack.: dpzum1: ~~"Morrell said that the day of the crash, Dellinger argued with his wife over some issue regarding his medications. He then left the house to drive around in the pickup truck, but as he drove, he grew "depressed and loopy," Morrell said. It was then that the Dellinger decided to take his own life. "

Medications...exactly what kind of medications...

I've done a lot of drugs and never found one that caused depression. Sounds to me like she took his pills away because she thought he was taking too many. That situation, I could see causing depression and suicidal impulses.

There are some anti-depressants that have as a side-effect an increase in suicidal ideation.

That seems somewhat counterproductive for their intended purposes.


Well, you aren't depressed when you do it. It's like "Hey, suicide! All right, man, awesome! Righteous, LET'S DO THIS! Haha!"
 
2013-12-12 10:59:42 PM

Chinchillazilla: I mean, on the one hand, when I was suicidal, I regularly thought about jumping in front of a bus and not ONCE did I think about the people inside who might be upset if they saw me get creamed.

But on the other hand, that's not the same as killing innocent bystanders.

/I got better


We're glad.

/you're on my favorites list. I forget what occasioned it, but there you are.
 
2013-12-12 11:03:56 PM
www.vnews.com
 
2013-12-12 11:04:57 PM
Gun, mouth, pull.

All I'd have to ask this waste of sperm and egg:

img.photobucket.com
 
2013-12-12 11:05:56 PM

ransack.: I've done a lot of drugs and never found one that caused depression. Sounds to me like she took his pills away because she thought he was taking too many. That situation, I could see causing depression and suicidal impulses.


What?  Most drugs cause depression.
 
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