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(Kotaku)   Gloves made of sausage. Silly, perhaps, but you can use your smartphone while wearing them   (kotaku.com) divider line 30
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2414 clicks; posted to Geek » on 12 Dec 2013 at 11:32 PM (39 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-12-12 08:23:51 PM
I have gloves that I can use with my smartphone.  They're made of this awesome, space age material called "leather".
 
2013-12-12 08:41:51 PM
No thanks. I'm already ham-handed.
 
2013-12-12 09:27:54 PM

timujin: I have gloves that I can use with my smartphone.  They're made of this awesome, space age material called "leather".


Yes but can you eat them? NOOOO.

I rest my case.
 
2013-12-12 09:28:31 PM
Is "sausage glove" a euphemism of some sort?
 
2013-12-12 11:40:23 PM
i.imgur.com

Intrigued by the concept.
 
2013-12-12 11:42:04 PM
I have a Lumia 1020, any gloves work with the touchscreen on it
 
2013-12-12 11:47:03 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-12-12 11:50:10 PM
In one!
 
2013-12-13 12:11:01 AM
I've been meaning to buy myself a pair of gloves that I can use on a daily basis. I want warmth, but I want to be able to do things without taking my gloves on and off more. Using my phone would be nice, but the holy grail is a pair that I can pack and smoke a bowl while wearing.

Any suggestions?
 
2013-12-13 12:37:33 AM
I already have sausage-like fingers.  I don't need to amplify the effect with gloves.

/finally a legitimate reason to get someone to smell the glove.
 
2013-12-13 01:25:25 AM

Mentalpatient87: I've been meaning to buy myself a pair of gloves that I can use on a daily basis. I want warmth, but I want to be able to do things without taking my gloves on and off more. Using my phone would be nice, but the holy grail is a pair that I can pack and smoke a bowl while wearing.

Any suggestions?


img0.etsystatic.com
Convertible mittens

/Mine were made by Grenade, but they're out there from a lot of sources
 
2013-12-13 01:27:24 AM
or you could just turn up the touch sensitivity...well you can on my Note 3
 
2013-12-13 01:40:53 AM
Or you can just buy a newer phone http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQwzYtKSBD0
 
2013-12-13 04:38:53 AM
pages.just-eat.ca
yummy
 
2013-12-13 04:45:34 AM
www.agent-x.com.au
 
2013-12-13 06:27:22 AM
That's really farking stupid
 
2013-12-13 06:28:36 AM

Brainsick: Mentalpatient87: I've been meaning to buy myself a pair of gloves that I can use on a daily basis. I want warmth, but I want to be able to do things without taking my gloves on and off more. Using my phone would be nice, but the holy grail is a pair that I can pack and smoke a bowl while wearing.

Any suggestions?


Convertible mittens

/Mine were made by Grenade, but they're out there from a lot of sources


I was going to shady those myself. Mine are made out of an insulated neoprene, but the idea is the same. It was nice when I was in the German Alps to have warm hands but still be able to work all the fine controls on my camera.
 
2013-12-13 06:29:42 AM
Was going to SAY that myself... stupid auto correct on my phone needs to be turned down.
 
2013-12-13 06:55:38 AM
So... dick fingers?

/Always wins in CaH
 
2013-12-13 07:11:01 AM
Wait... my bottom of the line free-with-contract Lumia has a "extra sensitive" setting that means you can use whatever gloves you want. Isn't this a standard thing for years now?
 
2013-12-13 07:23:19 AM

Bungles: Wait... my bottom of the line free-with-contract Lumia has a "extra sensitive" setting that means you can use whatever gloves you want. Isn't this a standard thing for years now?


No until Apple comes out with it
 
2013-12-13 07:49:30 AM

Brainsick: Mentalpatient87: I've been meaning to buy myself a pair of gloves that I can use on a daily basis. I want warmth, but I want to be able to do things without taking my gloves on and off more. Using my phone would be nice, but the holy grail is a pair that I can pack and smoke a bowl while wearing.

Any suggestions?


Convertible mittens

/Mine were made by Grenade, but they're out there from a lot of sources


Eh, those look good for camping, but I was kinda hoping for something a little more... Hitman.
 
2013-12-13 08:59:30 AM

Mentalpatient87: Brainsick: Mentalpatient87: I've been meaning to buy myself a pair of gloves that I can use on a daily basis. I want warmth, but I want to be able to do things without taking my gloves on and off more. Using my phone would be nice, but the holy grail is a pair that I can pack and smoke a bowl while wearing.

Any suggestions?


Convertible mittens

/Mine were made by Grenade, but they're out there from a lot of sources

Eh, those look good for camping, but I was kinda hoping for something a little more... Hitman.



Try these:

http://www.mountainhardwear.com/bandito-fingerless-glove-OM3746.html
 
2013-12-13 09:42:57 AM
But I like my fingertips...
 
2013-12-13 09:44:15 AM
www.blogcdn.com
 
2013-12-13 11:07:32 AM
My gloves have silver sewn into the fingertips. You were saying?
 
2013-12-13 11:11:36 AM

some_beer_drinker: yummy


Ladyfingers they taste like ladyfingers.

My fists shaped like cinder blocks made of hame
 
2013-12-13 11:58:27 AM

Fano: some_beer_drinker: yummy

Ladyfingers they taste like ladyfingers.

My fists shaped like cinder blocks made of hame


www.mydrafthorse.com 

Weird looking fists.  

/don't ask me how I knew what a hame was off the top of my head, I don't even like horses
 
2013-12-13 12:08:03 PM

Shadowknight: Fano: some_beer_drinker: yummy

Ladyfingers they taste like ladyfingers.

My fists shaped like cinder blocks made of hame

[www.mydrafthorse.com image 254x450] 

Weird looking fists.  

/don't ask me how I knew what a hame was off the top of my head, I don't even like horses


Hame is for horses.
 
2013-12-13 12:14:50 PM

bdub77: Hame is for horses.


And that's good enough for me?

oi39.tinypic.com 

/wrong muppet, but it sounded like the cookie monster in my head
 
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