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9512 clicks; posted to Geek » on 12 Dec 2013 at 8:42 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-12-12 08:25:20 PM  
scifiblock.com

Yes they can
 
2013-12-12 08:49:48 PM  
A SPACESUIT THAT CAN FLY ASTRONAUTS TO MARS! AMAZING!

/what an informative article
//I think I saw this on NOVA when it was a WIP
 
ecl
2013-12-12 08:50:03 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: [scifiblock.com image 700x494]

Yes they can


Close it up boys.
 
2013-12-12 08:54:30 PM  
This isn't going to happen. They've been trying to push these skin-tight suits since the 70's.

The average temperature on Mars is 20-40F degrees below 0 . You might see camel toe, but that's because your nuts are retreating up into your kidneys.
 
2013-12-12 08:54:55 PM  

New Farkin User Name: A SPACESUIT THAT CAN FLY ASTRONAUTS TO MARS! AMAZING!

/what an informative article
//I think I saw this on NOVA when it was a WIP


Is it 3d printed?
 
2013-12-12 09:00:02 PM  

TV's Vinnie: The average temperature on Mars is 20-40F degrees below 0 . You might see camel toe, but that's because your nuts are retreating up into your kidneys.


So they'll dress really warm on top of the skin-tight suit.  Duh!

Seriously though, would be awesome if we could figure out lighter space suits like this.
 
2013-12-12 09:06:06 PM  
i1.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-12-12 09:10:51 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: [scifiblock.com image 700x494]

Yes they can


Every single time...
 
2013-12-12 09:12:37 PM  

DORMAMU: New Farkin User Name: A SPACESUIT THAT CAN FLY ASTRONAUTS TO MARS! AMAZING!

/what an informative article
//I think I saw this on NOVA when it was a WIP

Is it 3d printed?


No, they're made of a magical new element. The engines will be 3D printed with the same material though.
 
2013-12-12 09:15:13 PM  
You can tell she's got one O' them virginia's that look like someone opened a can of flaked tuna.
 
2013-12-12 09:15:17 PM  
Do NOT SUMMON he who shall not be named. If summoned, DO NOT FEED.

Discussion has been useless lately. Even having to point out basic netiquette like this hurts the discussion. The jerk wins.
 
2013-12-12 09:16:57 PM  
b.fastcompany.net

Kim Cattrall?
 
2013-12-12 09:37:40 PM  
^^I'd take a one way trip to Mars with that.
 
2013-12-12 09:38:29 PM  
today's suits can only be fitted to people 5' 5" and taller

I did not know that. I always assumed they'd pick runts for astronauts, keep the mass down, keep the calories and oxygen requirements lower.

The pressure only suit might be useful in construction inside a closed structure that's not yet pressure tight. Radiant heating and cooling is a biatch to regulate.
 
2013-12-12 09:43:07 PM  

StopLurkListen: Do NOT SUMMON he who shall not be named. If summoned, DO NOT FEED.

Discussion has been useless lately. Even having to point out basic netiquette like this hurts the discussion. The jerk wins.


Yep. I'd like to send him on a trip to Mars powered solely by my fist in his ass.
 
2013-12-12 09:47:10 PM  
Google Glass? That's pretentious.
 
2013-12-12 10:02:31 PM  
A black box appeared the first time I went to that website that said "ad blockers kill innovation, please whitelist (us)". I've never seen that before, and it made me laugh.
 
2013-12-12 10:07:19 PM  

Pocket Ninja: A black box appeared the first time I went to that website that said "ad blockers kill innovation, please whitelist (us)". I've never seen that before, and it made me laugh.


Innovation must be the name of their squirrel
 
2013-12-12 10:38:04 PM  
This is an improved version of the old Partial Pressure Suit:     farm3.staticflickr.com
 
2013-12-12 11:00:24 PM  
OK, so progress is being made toward skinsuits.

cdn.myanimelist.net
 
2013-12-12 11:02:36 PM  
ad blockers kill innovation, please whitelist (us)

Fark you.
 
2013-12-12 11:33:38 PM  
img189.imageshack.us
 
2013-12-13 12:05:37 AM  

tinyarena: [img189.imageshack.us image 748x500]


Do you have the original of that?

/ Somebody had to...
 
ecl
2013-12-13 12:23:03 AM  

dennysgod: [b.fastcompany.net image 750x500]

Kim Cattrall?


KIMMMMMMM CATTTRRALLLLLLLLL
 
2013-12-13 12:59:16 AM  
www.nerdappropriate.com
 
2013-12-13 03:18:28 AM  
www.gameinformer.com

They'll get there, eventually.
 
2013-12-13 04:34:34 AM  
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-12-13 05:28:03 AM  

Ginnungagap42: tinyarena: [img189.imageshack.us image 748x500]

Do you have the original of that?


dl.dropboxusercontent.com

Here you go.


/What a strange request...
 
2013-12-13 06:41:46 AM  
Know the toe.
 
2013-12-13 06:46:49 AM  
I was told there would be camel toe....
*walks out in a huff*

upload.wikimedia.org

Folded cloth =\= camel toe.

Unless the lady has pincers on her axe wound, there's no camel toe involved.  It's the fabric bunching up of it's own accord, not lovingly hugging the lady bits.

Something tells me subby had to wear two condoms while having sex with the girl from band camp.

You hear that subby, fark YOU!
 
2013-12-13 08:07:37 AM  
Wanted to see the whole TED Talk.  Cannot find the video on the TED site.  Anyone have the sauce?
 
2013-12-13 09:30:43 AM  
dl.dropboxusercontent.com
 
2013-12-13 09:49:32 AM  

omeganuepsilon: You hear that subby, fark YOU!


Only if you ask nicely and buy me dinner first.
 
2013-12-13 09:55:56 AM  
Too bad we'll never get to Mars, mainly because the majority of people of the United States of America think 0.6 percent a year out of 3 trillion is decidedly too much money to be spending on that there space program.
 
2013-12-13 10:49:52 AM  
"Ad Blockers Kill Innovation"

Fark you, you will NEVER make my Whitelist NOW, assholes. You want to innovate? Design ads that don't slow down page load, don't pop up in front of everything, don't autoplay sound with no external controls, don't personally track me and my browsing habits, etc... Until then, your farking ads are blocked.
 
2013-12-13 11:16:26 AM  

Mikey1969: "Ad Blockers Kill Innovation"

Fark you, you will NEVER make my Whitelist NOW, assholes. You want to innovate? Design ads that don't slow down page load, don't pop up in front of everything, don't autoplay sound with no external controls, don't personally track me and my browsing habits, etc... Until then, your farking ads are blocked.


Begging people to not adblock is like arguing over the tip.  It's petty and makes one come off as an asshole, because plenty of money is still made on non-tech types that just browse with default IE with ads, not to mention premium services.

Funny that Fark does it as well.  Has a premium side AND sells adspace, then begs to get whitelisted.

At least wikipedia, when it asks for donations, it's done with some class.
 
2013-12-13 11:25:47 AM  

omeganuepsilon: Mikey1969: "Ad Blockers Kill Innovation"

Fark you, you will NEVER make my Whitelist NOW, assholes. You want to innovate? Design ads that don't slow down page load, don't pop up in front of everything, don't autoplay sound with no external controls, don't personally track me and my browsing habits, etc... Until then, your farking ads are blocked.

Begging people to not adblock is like arguing over the tip.  It's petty and makes one come off as an asshole, because plenty of money is still made on non-tech types that just browse with default IE with ads, not to mention premium services.

Funny that Fark does it as well.  Has a premium side AND sells adspace, then begs to get whitelisted.

At least wikipedia, when it asks for donations, it's done with some class.


Not only that, I felt charitable, turned off AdBlock and reloaded my browser, and the same farking message came up. Screw 'em.

That's OK, there's a website I've viewed that will have autoplay video ads that can't understand why I would EVER think of blocking them. It's really fun when their video is playing over something else I'm watching.
 
2013-12-13 11:33:38 AM  
Meh, the internet is a wild playground and you have to hold your corner or lose it. I have adblock, website designers need to stop being over the top with adverts or I will continue using it.

It balances.
 
2013-12-13 03:07:02 PM  
This far into a Camel Toe thread and not one NSFW link?
/Fark I am disappoint.
 
2013-12-13 04:34:13 PM  

farker99: This far into a Camel Toe thread and not one NSFW link?
/Fark I am disappoint.


Awe.....Now I feel bad. Maybe this will help.

NSFW Camel Toe.

/stop trying to make fetch work
//Boob threads are magical because multiple people share their love for the sacred mammary
///not so much fun when some whiny prick more or less demands that others are posting wrong
 
2013-12-14 03:16:51 AM  

StopLurkListen: Do NOT SUMMON he who shall not be named. If summoned, DO NOT FEED.

Discussion has been useless lately. Even having to point out basic netiquette like this hurts the discussion. The jerk wins.


This. The above is correct. Listen.
 
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