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(Mediaite)   Scientific expert, Gretchen Carlson, would like to warn you that all these touch devices are destroying your fingerprints   (mediaite.com) divider line 27
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2013-12-12 09:02:20 PM
8 votes:

vernonFL: Marcus Aurelius: Perhaps she's not human.  That would explain a lot.

This.

The simple explanation is usually correct. She isnt human.


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2013-12-12 04:42:25 PM
8 votes:
How many times have I told you, Gretchen, you don't pick up the botox syringe by the 'hurty' end.
2013-12-12 05:44:02 PM
6 votes:
Gretchen should switch to her right hand to masturbate.  Clearly her vaginal juice is like the molecular acid blood of Ridley Scott's Aliens.
2013-12-12 04:38:24 PM
5 votes:
Perhaps she's not human.  That would explain a lot.
2013-12-12 11:53:34 PM
3 votes:

PleaseHamletDon'tHurtEm: "I found Prince!"
"No, no, no, fingerprints!"
"...I don't think so."


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2013-12-12 11:34:10 PM
3 votes:
"I found Prince!"
"No, no, no, fingerprints!"
"...I don't think so."
2013-12-12 10:02:51 PM
3 votes:

eyeq360: Your fingerprints will grow pack.


Some day your prints will come.
2013-12-12 08:04:23 PM
3 votes:

Mister Buttons: [img.fark.net image 256x192]

FINGERPRINTS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!


This thing should be called the "morboandgretchen.jpg"
2013-12-12 06:10:06 PM
3 votes:
She could retire from her job as a spokesperson for master criminals and become a master criminal herself.

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2013-12-12 06:03:44 PM
3 votes:
So FOX didn't order their Blondbots with fingerprints... so what?  They also probably don't have retinas for scanning and the only DNA they have they horked down from Roger Ailes' semi-chub.
2013-12-12 04:39:53 PM
3 votes:
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2013-12-12 10:44:18 PM
2 votes:
Someone should convince her that rubbing them off is a common side-effect of too much masturbation.
2013-12-12 09:31:27 PM
2 votes:

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/I know Kilmeade's Curly, so which F&F stooge is she-Larry or Moe?
2013-12-12 07:48:08 PM
2 votes:
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FINGERPRINTS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!
2013-12-12 06:10:56 PM
2 votes:
Do the PA's at Fox News have to cover up the electrical sockets and put nerf on shelf corners to keep these idiots from hurting themselves?
2013-12-12 05:58:59 PM
2 votes:
suitupscene.com
2013-12-12 04:58:37 PM
2 votes:
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2013-12-13 09:09:25 AM
1 votes:

red5ish: She's a replicant replicoont.


FTFY.
2013-12-12 10:34:47 PM
1 votes:
She's a replicant.
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2013-12-12 10:22:22 PM
1 votes:
And in response to the question "Where did my fingerprints go?" she later paused and said, "Oh that's right, I sent them out to look for my brain, one in each of the ten cardinal directions. It's weird that they haven't come back yet, right?"
2013-12-12 09:58:53 PM
1 votes:
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2013-12-12 07:27:42 PM
1 votes:

theorellior: They're not even bothering to cover up the fact they're trolling the entire nation, are they.


I'm THIS close to believing that Fox News is an elaborate conspiracy by the left to discredit the right ...
2013-12-12 06:02:34 PM
1 votes:
Her children seem to be crying a lot. Mommy has no fingerprints? wahhh. Driving out to see the Festivus pole? wahhhh.

Perhaps she shouldn't be allow to keep her kids if she's going to inflict this much damage.
2013-12-12 05:19:57 PM
1 votes:
She is a witch. Burn her, no need to weight her against a duck first either.
2013-12-12 05:08:34 PM
1 votes:

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2013-12-12 05:02:49 PM
1 votes:

Marcus Aurelius: Perhaps she's not human.  That would explain a lot.


This.

The simple explanation is usually correct. She isnt human.
2013-12-12 04:30:32 PM
1 votes:
She added that when the TSA told her they couldn't read her fingerprints, she said, "I can become a burglar now, at which my daughter then cried."

Always smart to crack jokes to TSA agents.  They LOVE that.

But, consider the source.
 
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