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(Mediaite)   Scientific expert, Gretchen Carlson, would like to warn you that all these touch devices are destroying your fingerprints   (mediaite.com) divider line 19
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2013-12-12 04:46:10 PM
4 votes:
People never used their fingers for anything before touch-screen devices were invented.
2013-12-12 08:18:12 PM
3 votes:
Draw...

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2013-12-12 06:02:34 PM
3 votes:
Her children seem to be crying a lot. Mommy has no fingerprints? wahhh. Driving out to see the Festivus pole? wahhhh.

Perhaps she shouldn't be allow to keep her kids if she's going to inflict this much damage.
2013-12-12 04:38:24 PM
3 votes:
Perhaps she's not human.  That would explain a lot.
2013-12-12 06:09:11 PM
2 votes:
"Could it be that people are losing their fingerprints because we're constantly on our fingers, either typing now or on devices?" Carlson asked, to which the answer was "It's possible."

Um, no. If that were true people who work with their hands for a living wouldn't have them. My hands are heavily calloused and rough from working my whole life with them but I still have prints.
2013-12-12 06:03:44 PM
2 votes:
So FOX didn't order their Blondbots with fingerprints... so what?  They also probably don't have retinas for scanning and the only DNA they have they horked down from Roger Ailes' semi-chub.
2013-12-12 04:39:53 PM
2 votes:
teenskepchick.org
2013-12-13 09:10:20 AM
1 votes:

StopLurkListen: I had recently seen an episode of Battlestar Galactica -- the original, with Lorne Greene -- and they had reached Earth. Part of the plot had them in a police station and fingerprinted. But they had no fingerprints ... what with them being not human and all. (Apparently alien morphology is identical to human except for fingerprints) The officer said they must have filed their fingerprints off.


that was not from Battlestar Galactica, that was from Galactica 1980.

It was farking horrible.
2013-12-13 07:05:40 AM
1 votes:
Call me a crazy scientist, but I'd guess it's almost certainly a combination of all the various anti-aging products she's smearing on her face every night to remain employed at Fox.

Using he fingers to apply 50% glycolic acid peels, plus hyaluronic acid gels, plus some form of retinol.

BAM! Minimised fingerprints.


Applying thing proven to smooth then skin can, you know, smooth the skin. Science!
2013-12-13 03:51:10 AM
1 votes:
I would gnaw on her body like a chained hound with just one squeeze toy.
2013-12-13 01:21:29 AM
1 votes:

eyeq360: "Could it be that people are losing their fingerprints because we're constantly on our fingers, either typing now or on devices?" Carlson asked, to which the answer was "It's possible."  She added that when the TSA told her they couldn't read her fingerprints, she said, "I can become a burglar now, at which my daughter then cried."

Your fingerprints will grow pack.  People have farking dipped their fingers into acid to remove their fingerprints and their fingerprints came back after a while.  A criminal once cut his fingerprint pads from his fingers, cut them up into pieces, and attached them back on in a random way.  Guess what?  The police, after a bit of work, digitally cut the fingerprints into squares and reassembled them in the right way.  And they matched them.
So no, you won't lose your fingerprints permanently.  And no, you wouldn't be a very good burglar since the smarter ones wear gloves, so they don't leave behind fingerprints.


Bullshiat-like typing detected...
2013-12-12 11:28:50 PM
1 votes:

red5ish: She's a replicant.
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How dare you, Sean Young was so unbelievably doable in that movie. Unlike Gretchen, at any time.
2013-12-12 10:19:46 PM
1 votes:
She added that when the TSA told her they couldn't read her fingerprints, she said, "I can become a burglar now, at which my daughter then cried." because even she knew that Mommy was really really dumb.
2013-12-12 10:02:51 PM
1 votes:

eyeq360: Your fingerprints will grow pack.


Some day your prints will come.
2013-12-12 09:58:53 PM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-12-12 08:56:28 PM
1 votes:
This is deliberate stupidification of the masses. It's like Fox News is busting down the front door of every right winger's trailer front door and banging them in the skull with a ball-peen hammer.
2013-12-12 08:04:23 PM
1 votes:

Mister Buttons: [img.fark.net image 256x192]

FINGERPRINTS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!


This thing should be called the "morboandgretchen.jpg"
2013-12-12 06:10:06 PM
1 votes:
She could retire from her job as a spokesperson for master criminals and become a master criminal herself.

i.imgur.com
2013-12-12 05:58:59 PM
1 votes:
suitupscene.com
 
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