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(CI News Now Peoria)   Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Because hell wouldn't break into your house and pee in your mouthwash   (cinewsnow.com) divider line 47
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2013-12-12 04:48:11 PM
Hell hasn't, but life has. Figuratively.
 
2013-12-12 05:36:07 PM
Rat poison in a coffee cup?  Maybe he was a sexist egotistical lying hypocritical bigot.

/Or the box looked similar to Skinny & Sweet.
 
2013-12-12 05:50:27 PM

PainInTheASP: Rat poison in a coffee cup?  Maybe he was a sexist egotistical lying hypocritical bigot.

/Or the box looked similar to Skinny & Sweet.


That's right, Im into M&Ms.
 
2013-12-12 05:51:07 PM
i.ytimg.com

"I've had this taste in my mouth before ..."
 
2013-12-12 05:51:24 PM
Some people would pay extra for that.

/They are weird.
//In my opinion. Not judging.
 
2013-12-12 05:51:54 PM
Is she related to toothbrush girl?
 
2013-12-12 05:51:57 PM
Aww, court right after Christmas
 
2013-12-12 05:52:46 PM
it's like you never left, hun
 
2013-12-12 05:55:20 PM
What pissing in mouthwash might look like. NSFW
 
2013-12-12 05:59:38 PM
"The friend went to the house and found Pollard inside. He told police he saw her put rat poison in both a coffee container and cereal container. He said she also cut a cord on his electric blanket and urinate in a mouthwash bottle."

So she was just going around the house doing all this while the guy stood there and watched?
 
2013-12-12 06:00:50 PM

"A Pekin woman remains behind bars after allegedly trying to poison a friend with rat poison."


This reporter has a very weird definition of "friend". When you reach the point where you are evicting someone, the word friend may no longer apply. Double goes for poisoning attempts and piss in your mouthwash.

 
2013-12-12 06:04:28 PM

Danger Avoid Death: [i.ytimg.com image 480x360]

"I've had this taste in my mouth before ..."


GENTLEMEN, TIME TO SPIKE THE PUNCH!

/I gotta watch that movie again.
 
2013-12-12 06:04:40 PM
Now farkers will start comparing with crazy wives, girlfriends, sisters, and so on until someone wins the thread.
 
2013-12-12 06:05:18 PM

wambu: What pissing in mouthwash might look like. NSFW


Because I had no idea what sort of nonsense you were allegedly referring to, that's why!
 
2013-12-12 06:06:51 PM
How could he tell?
 
2013-12-12 06:07:16 PM
Poison Avenue
Food poisoning
Rat poison attempt

Poison Trifecta complete!!!
 
2013-12-12 06:09:49 PM
Rule of life:  Never dip your stick in crazy!

img.fark.net
 
2013-12-12 06:14:25 PM
Pee in the mouthwash? Meh. Capsicain in the lube is better.
 
2013-12-12 06:16:43 PM

ReapTheChaos: "The friend went to the house and found Pollard inside. He told police he saw her put rat poison in both a coffee container and cereal container. He said she also cut a cord on his electric blanket and urinate in a mouthwash bottle."

So she was just going around the house doing all this while the guy stood there and watched?


Yeah this doesn't really make any sense.

"Go check on my house" somehow turned in to his friend darting around inside like a ninja while this woman peed on things.
 
2013-12-12 06:17:29 PM
Pee in mouthwash? Not in Coke?

www.blogcdn.com

You are doing it WONG!

 
2013-12-12 06:32:08 PM

wambu: What pissing in mouthwash might look like. NSFW


caragaleblog.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-12-12 06:33:16 PM
She has an uncanny resemblence to the Overly Attached Girlfriend.  Also, the rat poisoning didn't lead to any kind of attempted murder scenario?
 
2013-12-12 06:35:00 PM

HotWingConspiracy: ReapTheChaos: "The friend went to the house and found Pollard inside. He told police he saw her put rat poison in both a coffee container and cereal container. He said she also cut a cord on his electric blanket and urinate in a mouthwash bottle."

So she was just going around the house doing all this while the guy stood there and watched?

Yeah this doesn't really make any sense.

"Go check on my house" somehow turned in to his friend darting around inside like a ninja while this woman peed on things.


I envisioned looking in a window but this is much better, thanks.
 
2013-12-12 06:35:37 PM
Pissterine?
 
2013-12-12 06:40:41 PM
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2013-12-12 06:44:45 PM
CSB time

Went to a Devo concert with a friend in SF a while back and we were going to an party after the show (no alcohol was being served) so I poured some vodka in a water bottle and gave it to him to put in his car. After the concert we hop in the car and I see a water bottle, same brand as the one I used, between the seats so I take a big swig. Something tastes WRONG... minty. So I ask him "Did you spit your gum in my vodka or something?" he takes a sniff and says "Oh, that's Shannon's (his girlfriend, it was her car). It's mouthwash."

I drank mouthwash.

Though as a bonus my breath was minty fresh for the rest of the evening.

/csb
 
2013-12-12 06:47:19 PM
Cut the cord on his electric blanket? That's just mean.
 
2013-12-12 07:00:10 PM
At first I was like

i1.ytimg.com

But then

www.pekintimes.com
 
2013-12-12 07:14:31 PM
media.silive.com
 
2013-12-12 07:16:11 PM
I just bought some Listerine today. Oddly enough.
 
2013-12-12 07:20:43 PM
Charlie! I just remembered something! I just remembered why I didn't call her back!
images.tvfanatic.com
 
2013-12-12 07:24:52 PM
Did  she use a funnel or something?
 
2013-12-12 07:41:13 PM
what kind of girly-man uses mouthwash?
 
2013-12-12 08:01:53 PM

jsmilky: what kind of girly-man uses mouthwash?


Well - I used to drink metho till they started adding regurgitant to it.
 
2013-12-12 08:05:19 PM
Some people pay good money for that.
 
2013-12-12 08:08:45 PM
Bad news, honey.

If you're going to tell me that floozy of yours broke in here last night, don't bother. I can read the lipstick on the wall as well as the next woman.

No, worse than that dear. I tested my mouthwash and it's pregnant.
 
2013-12-12 08:11:09 PM

carrion_luggage: Pissterine?


It works because it's strong.

The Ancient Spaniards, as I have noted in another thread, used to use ther urine as a mouthwash in the morning. In fact, Ancient Romans imported urine from what is now Portugal. They were so rich they wouldn't touch domestic urine.
 
pla
2013-12-12 08:12:31 PM
 
2013-12-12 08:12:55 PM
I hope somebody, somewhere, gets as good a laugh from my jokes as I do. Because that is a very good laugh.
 
2013-12-12 08:23:50 PM
Maybe the dude was German and wouldn't mind it.
 
2013-12-12 08:34:15 PM

brantgoose: I hope somebody, somewhere, gets as good a laugh from my jokes as I do. Because that is a very good laugh.


It's hard to make people laugh, but it is much easier to troll people.

Maybe if you adjust your expectations you will generate more engagement?

\Unless your like me and can't even troll competently
\\Thanks Obama.
\\\See?
 
2013-12-12 08:51:55 PM

jst3p: Pee in mouthwash? Not in Coke?

You are doing it WONG!


And it's Pekin, Illinois, not Peking, China.

 
2013-12-12 08:54:19 PM

PainInTheASP: Rat poison in a coffee cup?  Maybe he was a sexist egotistical lying hypocritical bigot.


The issue isn't whether he deserved it but that she got caught.
 
2013-12-12 09:03:53 PM
fusillade762:

I drank mouthwash. [By mistake. - ed.]

A few years ago back in LOO-uh-vull there was a decrepit old wino who didn't smell as bad as you'd expect. But then the security guard at Family Dollar told me that when he's hard up he'll drink mouthwash, he's even tried to steal it.

To quote Cecil Adams, "Many mouthwashes contain alcohol - original formula Listerine is 26.9 percent alcohol, making it approximately 54 proof (other flavors contain less)."

I hope I die before I get THAT desperate.
 
2013-12-12 09:04:53 PM

Gergesa: Now farkers will start comparing with crazy wives, girlfriends, sisters, and so on until someone wins the thread.


Truth be told
It is a pretty empty victory
But hey, as long as the kids have fun.....
 
2013-12-12 09:36:00 PM
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2013-12-13 04:46:01 AM
At least it wasn't on the rug...
 
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