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(SFGate)   Lizzy Caplan on True Blood, 'chugging vodka completely naked while a make-up artist was sponging my [bleep]. I was going up to all of them (the crew) like, 'You got a boner (erection) You do You've got one' ...and you guys still won't watch the show?   (blog.sfgate.com) divider line 63
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2013-12-12 03:38:09 PM  
She was a hippy chick and a druggy. So that worked perfectly.
 
2013-12-12 03:48:50 PM  
I have the weirdest boner right now.

/Gonna get me some vodak
 
2013-12-12 03:53:56 PM  
That's for clarifying what boner meant. I might have thought she was going around telling people they have an 80s sitcom sidekick.
 
2013-12-12 04:05:00 PM  

JerseyTim: That's for clarifying what boner meant. I might have thought she was going around telling people they have an 80s sitcom sidekick.


youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com
 
2013-12-12 04:06:50 PM  
I did not know what a Lizzy Caplan was until now.


/I now know why
 
2013-12-12 04:58:29 PM  
Men aren't the only ones who watch TV.
 
2013-12-12 05:07:44 PM  
She's come a long way from Mean Girls. I know she was also in other crap before but I really couldn't they were the same person until you see the name.
 
2013-12-12 05:12:11 PM  
I finally bailed on True Blood a season or two ago.  Damn the writing on that show was bad and getting worse.  It reminded me of Heroes in terms of frustrating character actions.

If you want to see Caplan in a decent show, check out Masters of Sex.  It's basically Mad Men as produced by Showtime.
 
2013-12-12 05:26:56 PM  

Cyberluddite: JerseyTim: That's for clarifying what boner meant. I might have thought she was going around telling people they have an 80s sitcom sidekick.

[youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com image 576x536]


I...I did not know that Batman sleeps in the same bed as his wards.
 
2013-12-12 05:42:01 PM  
I have the most normal boner right now.
 
2013-12-12 05:42:38 PM  

God Is My Co-Pirate: Cyberluddite: JerseyTim: That's for clarifying what boner meant. I might have thought she was going around telling people they have an 80s sitcom sidekick.

[youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com image 576x536]

I...I did not know that Batman sleeps in the same bed as his wards.


And he woke up with an enormous erection.  Coincidence?  oh wait... maybe that's just his knee...
 
2013-12-12 05:42:45 PM  

Cyberluddite: JerseyTim: That's for clarifying what boner meant. I might have thought she was going around telling people they have an 80s sitcom sidekick.

[youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com image 576x536]


Holy closeted homosexuality, Batman!
 
2013-12-12 05:45:35 PM  
get her a sandwich and and maybe me a 6 pack and we shall talk

nice upper torso though...
 
2013-12-12 05:45:58 PM  

NeoCortex42: I finally bailed on True Blood a season or two ago.  Damn the writing on that show was bad and getting worse.  It reminded me of Heroes in terms of frustrating character actions.

If you want to see Caplan in a decent show, check out Masters of Sex.  It's basically Mad Men as produced by Showtime.


Now I wonder if she's tanked during the MoS sex scenes.

/like it matters
 
2013-12-12 05:51:19 PM  
Nope won't watch Two Broke Girls either even tho Kat Danning is way hot, there are a  bunch of show with hot women that are still unwatchable, gotta admit never heard of the woman mentioned but True Blood looks pretty awful for a middle aged guy to seriously watch.
 
2013-12-12 05:52:43 PM  
In all seriousness, I would watch True Blood with Lizzy Caplan.
And by with, I mean on the couch next to me. Vodka optional.
 
2013-12-12 06:09:18 PM  

NeoCortex42: I finally bailed on True Blood a season or two ago.  Damn the writing on that show was bad and getting worse.  It reminded me of Heroes in terms of frustrating character actions.

If you want to see Caplan in a decent show, check out Masters of Sex.  It's basically Mad Men as produced by Showtime.


I don't think I even made it through the first season. Sookie's brother was so f*cking stupid, I mean like full on mental retardation or something, that I couldn't watch it.

That said, Lizzy Caplan is adorable.

media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com
 
2013-12-12 06:10:11 PM  

ThirstyCraig: Nope won't watch Two Broke Girls either even tho Kat Danning is way hot


Same here. I literally drool over that woman but I refuse to watch TBG.
 
2013-12-12 06:12:58 PM  

God Is My Co-Pirate: Cyberluddite: JerseyTim: That's for clarifying what boner meant. I might have thought she was going around telling people they have an 80s sitcom sidekick.

[youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com image 576x536]

I...I did not know that Batman sleeps in the same bed as his wards.


Ed Grubermann: Cyberluddite: JerseyTim: That's for clarifying what boner meant. I might have thought she was going around telling people they have an 80s sitcom sidekick.

[youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com image 576x536]

Holy closeted homosexuality, Batman!


I see you guys are new to the Internet.
 
2013-12-12 06:13:18 PM  
Like the fist of an angry god I would!
 
2013-12-12 06:23:37 PM  
cmsimg.freep.com

static.tvgcdn.net

2.bp.blogspot.com

I totally love this woman...
 
2013-12-12 06:25:59 PM  
What's her Fark handle?

/can't believe I'm the first to ask
 
2013-12-12 06:40:00 PM  

the_celt: What's her Fark handle?

/can't believe I'm the first to ask


tenpoundsofcheese
 
2013-12-12 06:43:11 PM  
She sounds crass and unappealing.
 
2013-12-12 06:44:10 PM  
Lizzy Caplan was best in the criminally underwatched and unerrated Party Down. Well, pretty much everyone in it was at their best in it.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-12-12 06:45:16 PM  
I...I did not know that Batman sleeps in the same bed as his wards.

never heard of Dr. Wertheim?
 
2013-12-12 06:53:39 PM  

baconbeard: She sounds crass and unappealing.


she probably does skew towards crass. in my experience, those women are more fun.
 
2013-12-12 06:57:40 PM  

fusillade762: NeoCortex42: I finally bailed on True Blood a season or two ago.  Damn the writing on that show was bad and getting worse.  It reminded me of Heroes in terms of frustrating character actions.

If you want to see Caplan in a decent show, check out Masters of Sex.  It's basically Mad Men as produced by Showtime.

I don't think I even made it through the first season. Sookie's brother was so f*cking stupid, I mean like full on mental retardation or something, that I couldn't watch it.

That said, Lizzy Caplan is adorable.

[media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com image 395x594]



The first season was almost word for word from the book and was pretty good, only changes were who died but after that it just got worse. The original girl that played Tara was much better in the pilot. The new Tara was so damn whiny I kept hoping she'd die.


/who'd thought an entire season dedicated to orgies would be so awful
 
2013-12-12 06:58:01 PM  
By the great Goddess, Lizzy is hot. Absolutely perfect figure. She did a handful of episodes in the first season, and was killed off.

oh SPOILER ALERT. my bad.

That said... I'll give my theory on True Blood one last time.

The show is written like it knows how absurd it is. It's as if the show is saying: "Watch me or don't, I'm going to continue being batshiat insane with the violence, bewbs, arse, ween, twisted (heh) story arcs, and whatever else. Just sit back, strap in, shut up and enjoy the ride". The show is absolutely ludicrous, and that's what makes it fun.

I am not watching True Blood for political humor, or a reflection of humanity, or even great acting. I am watching it because I love how insane the show is (well, except for the 4th season).

That and Deborah Ann Woll is magnificent.
 
2013-12-12 07:03:31 PM  

NeoCortex42: I finally bailed on True Blood a season or two ago.  Damn the writing on that show was bad and getting worse.  It reminded me of Heroes in terms of frustrating character actions.


I quit around season 4.  On top of being whiny douchebags who constantly act against their own self interests and well being, damn near everyone had a super power by that point.
 
2013-12-12 07:23:18 PM  
Ed Grubermann:
Holy closeted homosexuality, Batman!

The closet door is opening.

i.imgbox.com
 
2013-12-12 07:23:42 PM  

Seth'n'Spectrum: Lizzy Caplan was best in the criminally underwatched and unerrated Party Down. Well, pretty much everyone in it was at their best in it.

[i.imgur.com image 850x1275]


This a thousand times.  That show was brilliant.
 
2013-12-12 07:26:07 PM  
Not everyone has never touched a girl  and still lives in their parents basement, subby
 
2013-12-12 07:37:14 PM  
can't blame those guys - i probably would have had a boehner too.
 
2013-12-12 07:59:02 PM  
Wait, so she was naked on the show, had to have people "sponge her vagina" yet there are no pics of this?
 
2013-12-12 08:16:39 PM  
crypticphilosopher.com
 
2013-12-12 08:24:03 PM  
starsmedia.ign.com
 
2013-12-12 09:48:34 PM  
Who?

/no seriously ... which character does she play? I don't recognize her
 
2013-12-12 09:58:39 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: Who?

/no seriously ... which character does she play? I don't recognize her




She was Jason's girlfriend in the first season. They did v together, a lot. And she was naked, a lot
 
2013-12-12 10:03:22 PM  

fusillade762: NeoCortex42: I finally bailed on True Blood a season or two ago.  Damn the writing on that show was bad and getting worse.  It reminded me of Heroes in terms of frustrating character actions.

If you want to see Caplan in a decent show, check out Masters of Sex.  It's basically Mad Men as produced by Showtime.

I don't think I even made it through the first season. Sookie's brother was so f*cking stupid, I mean like full on mental retardation or something, that I couldn't watch it.

That said, Lizzy Caplan is adorable.


Is she an ice dancer? Wtf is that dress?
 
2013-12-12 10:23:28 PM  
Classy lady.
 
2013-12-12 10:32:42 PM  

italie: [starsmedia.ign.com image 300x443]


thank you!
 
2013-12-12 10:41:34 PM  
True blood is like the definition of a chick show, it's so narrowly targeted at middle-aged white american housewives that they probably had to use farkin' lasers to remove anything remotely interesting to anyone under 20 or possessing a Y chromosome.

Which isn't really all that surprising since it's based on a series of softcore bodice-ripper style novels.

So... no.  Will not watch.  Not that the woman isn't reasonably attractive, but who gives a shiat?  Plenty of shows with attractive women that aren't straight soap operas.
 
2013-12-12 10:48:39 PM  
The first season of True Blood was decent. Mind you, it's sucked spectacularly since then. My wife watches it still, but as soon as the werewolves turned up, I said fark it and opened a book with an actual storyline.
 
2013-12-13 12:37:00 AM  
and the best part...she'll be doing even more nude scenes in the continuing Masters of Sex


I love ladies who get into their work...
 
2013-12-13 12:39:17 AM  

Jim_Callahan: True blood is like the definition of a chick show, it's so narrowly targeted at middle-aged white american housewives that they probably had to use farkin' lasers to remove anything remotely interesting to anyone under 20 or possessing a Y chromosome.

Which isn't really all that surprising since it's based on a series of softcore bodice-ripper style novels.

So... no.  Will not watch.  Not that the woman isn't reasonably attractive, but who gives a shiat?  Plenty of shows with attractive women that aren't straight soap operas.



She's not even on True Blood anymore, read the thread.
 
2013-12-13 12:40:37 AM  

LucklessWonder: the_celt: What's her Fark handle?

/can't believe I'm the first to ask

tenpoundsofcheese


I hate you right now.
 
2013-12-13 01:16:50 AM  
I saw her in that Marvel One-Shot: Item 47.  Found her rather adorable in even that short bit.

Too bad IMDB won't let me link to the image they have.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2247732/
 
2013-12-13 05:47:43 AM  

Jim_Callahan: True blood is like the definition of a chick show, it's so narrowly targeted at middle-aged white american housewives that they probably had to use farkin' lasers to remove anything remotely interesting to anyone under 20 or possessing a Y chromosome.

Which isn't really all that surprising since it's based on a series of softcore bodice-ripper style novels.

So... no.  Will not watch.  Not that the woman isn't reasonably attractive, but who gives a shiat?  Plenty of shows with attractive women that aren't straight soap operas.


Show/books pretty much have no relationship past the very beginning of things - books actually aren't bad assuming you aren't going in looking for Dostoevsky or something.  Plot gets a bit odd as time passes, but in essence it's "Poor white southern girl encounters weird supernatural shiat and has to roll with it or suffer." with some of the aforementioned romance-pron in.  Definitely not the only focus the books have, especially as the series gets weirder/darker the deeper the heroine gets shoved into non-human affairs.  Ongoing and pretty genuine themes of "Holy shiat umm I pretty much grew up a couple steps up from trash, now I've got to try to handle WHAT now?" that rings pretty true I thought.

Found them worth the time, specially if you want some of the reading equivalent of a good burger and fries rather than looking for a 7 course french formal dinner.  They can both be pretty tasty, but the hell if I want the latter constantly.
 
2013-12-13 06:41:37 AM  
She should have been a Math teacher.
 
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