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(Jezebel)   Srsly though guys, hands-off Queen Elizabeth's nuts   (jezebel.com) divider line 20
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3544 clicks; posted to Main » on 12 Dec 2013 at 5:02 PM (17 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-12-12 05:05:46 PM
It's Jez. Will not click.
 
2013-12-12 05:09:24 PM
BBC submittal was better.  :(
 
2013-12-12 05:09:34 PM

Odoriferous Queef: It's Jez. Will not click.


I'll save you the bother: utter cods-wallop
 
2013-12-12 05:11:12 PM
What I've read is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever read. At no point in the article, there wasn't even close to anything that could be considered rational journalism. Everyone in this thread is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
 
2013-12-12 05:11:34 PM
Who was putting their hands on her family?
 
2013-12-12 05:17:46 PM
The article was kind "meh", but then I looked at that comments and

tharpUKelly Faircloth71L:
It really bothers me that journalists can't be bothered to realize that it's "Her Majesty" and not "Her Highness" ALL THE TIME. THEY MAKE THAT MISTAKE ALL THE TIME. Today 1:31pm

Rebecca "Burt" RayUtharp31L:
WHATEVER TAKE YOUR COMMIE #CORRECTIONS OUT OF HERE BEFORE WE GET BALD EAGLE SUPER JESUS TO TEA PARTY YOU BACK TO EURODISNEY.


/Golden
 
2013-12-12 05:20:16 PM
aidwatchers.com

He's She's hardly passable
 
2013-12-12 05:21:44 PM
ts3.mm.bing.net
 
2013-12-12 05:26:51 PM
"Phillip! Bring me the FARKING PHONE!!!"
 
2013-12-12 05:29:50 PM
Make me.
 
2013-12-12 05:31:16 PM
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait a minute. Now she may be packing the kind of tackle that you'd normally expect to find swinging about between the hindlegs of a Grand National winner, but she's not totally stupid. Someone's eating her snacks.

/I heard things about her super noodle
 
2013-12-12 05:33:08 PM

uttertosh: Odoriferous Queef: It's Jez. Will not click.

I'll save you the bother: utter cods-wallop


Thank you. You are a gentleman / Gentlelady

/pick one
 
2013-12-12 05:38:37 PM

Satanic_Hamster: BBC submittal was better.  :(


I thought so too.

/rejected subby
 
2013-12-12 05:40:41 PM

Odoriferous Queef: uttertosh: Odoriferous Queef: It's Jez. Will not click.

I'll save you the bother: utter cods-wallop

Thank you. You are a gentleman / Gentlelady

/pick one


Hmm... decisions, decisions. What about something more gender-neutral, like scholar? Does that float?
 
2013-12-12 05:41:46 PM
Well then keep them off my chin
 
2013-12-12 06:07:41 PM
Hands-off Queen Elizabeth's nuts.
img.fark.net
 
2013-12-12 06:28:25 PM

blatz514: What I've read is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever read. At no point in the article, there wasn't even close to anything that could be considered rational journalism. Everyone in this thread is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.


This post can be reused for every Politics thread.
 
2013-12-12 07:57:41 PM

uttertosh: Hmm... decisions, decisions. What about something more gender-neutral, like scholar? Does that float?


Sure. Why the hell not. After glancing at the politics tab Fark could really use a scholar .

Carry on my friend.
 
2013-12-13 12:45:49 PM
But if the Queen had nuts she'd be King ?!?
 
2013-12-13 07:47:16 PM
There's absolutely no proof this story is true. In fact, the presiding judge called it "unfounded." But it certainly sounds like something a terrifying great-grandmother would do.

I've heard Queen Elizabeth called many things, but "terrifying great-grandmother" is a new one.  I get a mental picture of her ordering executions by having the miscreants fed to her corgis during high tea.
 
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