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(Some Badger)   In a recent interview, Governor Scott Walker compared his efforts against Wisconsin unions to President Lincoln's efforts to pass the 13th Amendment. Thaddeus Stevens would like a word   (uppitywis.org ) divider line
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2013-12-12 05:07:47 PM  
And Obamacare is Apartheid.  Got it.  Hey, White Republicans, those things you don't like are just like other things that help black people, which you also don't like!
 
2013-12-12 05:20:24 PM  
So, how's that outreach to the black constituency going, GOP?

s3.amazonaws.com
 
2013-12-12 05:43:30 PM  

syrynxx: And Obamacare is Apartheid.  Got it.  Hey, White Republicans, those things you don't like are just like other things that help black people, which you also don't like!


Don't forget the organized oppression of Christians.
 
2013-12-12 05:47:17 PM  
Walker is a lying, asshole, douchebag. Huh. Where'd my fainting couch get to?
 
2013-12-12 05:48:17 PM  
Free the downtrodden golden-parachute slaves!
 
2013-12-12 05:48:59 PM  
No, no, no. Walker meant this 13th Amendment:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corwin_Amendment
 
2013-12-12 05:49:24 PM  
He's such a farking tool.
 
2013-12-12 05:49:33 PM  
facepalm level is over 9000.....
 
2013-12-12 05:49:51 PM  
To be fair, Lincoln hired the Pinkertons for security during the war, who later committed some of the most vile and atrocious actions against the organization of labor.  So Walker is marginally-correct.
 
2013-12-12 05:50:31 PM  
I don't know where you get your delusions, laser brain.
 
2013-12-12 05:50:46 PM  
Subby, you ignorant slut.

Walker said his reforms were "similar, NOT THE SAME," as Lincoln's. He would never try and compare himself to Lincoln, it's just, you know, he's similar to Lincoln. And taking away part of the right to collective bargaining is just so similar - BUT NOT THE SAME, YOU LIBERAL SCUM - to taking away people's right to own other people.
 
2013-12-12 05:57:03 PM  
Someone should sh*t in his mouth.
 
2013-12-12 05:57:30 PM  
I met him and tried looking into his eyes to measure his worth, but I couldn't get a straight look.
 
2013-12-12 05:59:41 PM  
Guy's a prick.  Got his start (politically speaking) in a recall election.  Suddenly he's against recall elections as soon as he's a target.
 
2013-12-12 06:02:58 PM  
Unions are the bane of government. Unless they are police and firefighters. Their unions are good and righteous. *cough*
 
2013-12-12 06:03:04 PM  
Here's the official list of things that are appropriate to compare to slavery:

Slavery.

If the thing you are about to compare to slavery does not appear on this list, think twice before making it known to the world that you are an insensitive clueless idiot who has never actually suffered a day in your life.
 
2013-12-12 06:04:29 PM  
He was comparing himself to Spielberg,  not that the comparison is any more apt.
 
2013-12-12 06:06:31 PM  
Personally I find Walker amusing. He embodies "small government" and has managed to drag an entire state more than 50 years into the past in socio-economic standards.

Good luck Wisconsin, you need it after having a moron destroy your bio industry and education system that supported it.
 
2013-12-12 06:08:51 PM  
The real reason that Walker doesn't want to include his 250,000 job promise in his story:

media.jrn.com
 
2013-12-12 06:11:33 PM  
He is not a Democrat! How dare he!
 
2013-12-12 06:14:12 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: No, no, no. Walker meant this 13th Amendment:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corwin_Amendment


Considering there are 26 R state houses and 30 R governors, and the 36th placed no time limit on ratification...  Well, it behooves Dems to get out and vote IN THEIR LOCAL ELECTIONS.
 
2013-12-12 06:14:41 PM  

UrukHaiGuyz: He was comparing himself to Spielberg,  not that the comparison is any more apt.


More like

www.luisescobarblog.com
 
2013-12-12 06:16:34 PM  

LargeCanine: He is not a Democrat! How dare he!


This is what you actually believe?

Go sit in the corner, son.
 
2013-12-12 06:19:04 PM  
Well - its Wisconsin.  What do you expect?

/Minnesotan
//ducks
 
2013-12-12 06:20:09 PM  

Craptastic: LargeCanine: He is not a Democrat! How dare he!

This is what you actually believe?

Go sit in the corner, son.


I don't even know what he was trying to get at.
 
2013-12-12 06:25:00 PM  
Scott Walker is such a sleaze that he stole those 40 cakes from Lex Luthor.
 
2013-12-12 06:26:07 PM  

fusillade762: UrukHaiGuyz: He was comparing himself to Spielberg,  not that the comparison is any more apt.

More like

[www.luisescobarblog.com image 416x306]


Didn't he do El Parque Jurrasico?
 
2013-12-12 06:28:16 PM  
Conservative Thesaurus, feel free to add.

Obamacare = Apartheid
Unions/Obamacare/Regulations of any kind= Slavery
Democrats = Nazis/Communists/Socialists
Diplomacy = Apologists/Neville Chamberlain
Obama = Satan, muslim, Stalin, Hitler
Science = Blasphemy
Education = Indoctrination
Poor = Moochers
 
2013-12-12 06:30:18 PM  

UncomfortableSilence: Conservative Thesaurus, feel free to add.

Obamacare = Apartheid
Unions/Obamacare/Regulations of any kind= Slavery
Democrats = Nazis/Communists/Socialists
Diplomacy = Apologists/Neville Chamberlain
Obama = Satan, muslim, Stalin, Hitler
Science = Blasphemy
Education = Indoctrination
Poor = Moochers


Thatcher = hero
 
2013-12-12 06:32:35 PM  

Mrtraveler01: UncomfortableSilence: Conservative Thesaurus, feel free to add.

Obamacare = Apartheid
Unions/Obamacare/Regulations of any kind= Slavery
Democrats = Nazis/Communists/Socialists
Diplomacy = Apologists/Neville Chamberlain
Obama = Satan, muslim, Stalin, Hitler
Science = Blasphemy
Education = Indoctrination
Poor = Moochers

Thatcher = hero


Mandela = Terrorist/Communist
 
2013-12-12 06:34:22 PM  

fusillade762: Mandela = Terrorist/Communist


Unless you're Raphael Cruz. A mexican canadian being a hero of the tea party is all sorts of hilarious, btw.
 
2013-12-12 06:35:30 PM  

hardinparamedic: So, how's that outreach to the black constituency going, GOP?


Does it give them enough of a fig leaf to claim they aren't racist?

Mission accomplished.
 
2013-12-12 06:37:57 PM  

Smoking GNU: Craptastic: LargeCanine: He is not a Democrat! How dare he!

This is what you actually believe?

Go sit in the corner, son.

I don't even know what he was trying to get at.


Nothing. It's a knee jerk reaction to lash out at somebody when you feel threatened or your insecurity level rises. It's a common trait of simple minded individuals.
 
2013-12-12 06:38:49 PM  

Mrtraveler01: UncomfortableSilence: Conservative Thesaurus, feel free to add.

Obamacare = Apartheid
Unions/Obamacare/Regulations of any kind= Slavery
Democrats = Nazis/Communists/Socialists
Diplomacy = Apologists/Neville Chamberlain
Obama = Satan, muslim, Stalin, Hitler
Science = Blasphemy
Education = Indoctrination
Poor = Moochers

Thatcher = hero


1% = Job creators
 
2013-12-12 06:42:52 PM  
Yes, taking away peoples' civil rights is exactly the same as expanding peoples' civil rights. Scott Walker is a shiatstain and so are all of his idiot fanboys.
 
2013-12-12 06:43:37 PM  
Republicans, nothing you're doing these days is analogous to the positive contributions of great people from the past. Nothing.
 
2013-12-12 06:45:10 PM  

UNC_Samurai: To be fair, Lincoln hired the Pinkertons for security during the war, who later committed some of the most vile and atrocious actions against the organization of labor.  So Walker is marginally-correct.


Sort of.  Pinkerton was head of the forerunner of the Secret Service and then went off after the war and founded the Pinkertons.

He'd founded a railroad police agency before the war, which was probably how Lincoln (a railroad lawyer) knew him.
 
2013-12-12 06:47:42 PM  
He got shot in the head, then his successors did it?
 
2013-12-12 06:48:50 PM  
What does every Republican really want?  The ability to be a victim.
 
2013-12-12 06:56:53 PM  
Correct me if I'm wrong, but Lincoln had fark all to do with the Reconstruction Amendments?
 
2013-12-12 06:59:10 PM  

MFAWG: Correct me if I'm wrong, but Lincoln had fark all to do with the Reconstruction Amendments?


Forget actual history, Doris Kearns Goodwin wrote a bestseller that became a movie. That won Oscars and stuff.
 
2013-12-12 06:59:45 PM  
Lol... What the fark is wrong with this people?

More importantly, what the fark is wrong with the mental midgets who elect them?
 
2013-12-12 07:01:24 PM  

keylock71: Lol... What the fark is wrong with this people?

More importantly, what the fark is wrong with the mental midgets who elect them?


he's handsome & sparkly
 
2013-12-12 07:02:43 PM  

a_bilge_monkey: Mrtraveler01: UncomfortableSilence: Conservative Thesaurus, feel free to add.

Obamacare = Apartheid
Unions/Obamacare/Regulations of any kind= Slavery
Democrats = Nazis/Communists/Socialists
Diplomacy = Apologists/Neville Chamberlain
Obama = Satan, muslim, Stalin, Hitler
Science = Blasphemy
Education = Indoctrination
Poor = Moochers

Thatcher = hero

1% = Job creators

Mandela = Terrorist/Communist


Ignorance = Bliss
 
2013-12-12 07:02:57 PM  

TV's Vinnie: Scott Walker is such a sleaze that he stole those 40 cakes from Lex Luthor.


That's as many as four tens!  Monster!
 
2013-12-12 07:03:48 PM  

Isitoveryet: a_bilge_monkey: Mrtraveler01: UncomfortableSilence: Conservative Thesaurus, feel free to add.

Obamacare = Apartheid
Unions/Obamacare/Regulations of any kind= Slavery
Democrats = Nazis/Communists/Socialists
Diplomacy = Apologists/Neville Chamberlain
Obama = Satan, muslim, Stalin, Hitler
Science = Blasphemy
Education = Indoctrination
Poor = Moochers

Thatcher = hero

1% = Job creators

Mandela = Terrorist/Communist

Ignorance = Bliss


Confederate Flag = Patriotism
 
2013-12-12 07:04:58 PM  

Isitoveryet: keylock71: Lol... What the fark is wrong with this people?

More importantly, what the fark is wrong with the mental midgets who elect them?

he's handsome & sparkly


mizparkermuses.files.wordpress.com

"I'm so pretty... Oh so, pretty..."
 
2013-12-12 07:05:38 PM  
OK, Walker is asked why his book doesn't cover his failed pledge to add 250,000 jobs, and instead focuses only on his successful efforts to limit collective bargaining for most state employees.

Walker says the book's purpose was the collective bargaining aspect of his governorship. He then points out that Spielberg did much the same thing when he made Lincoln, zeroing in on one aspect of the book from which the movie was based.

Far-left Wisconsin blog goes all "derpity, derp, derp, derp, Walker compared himself to Lincoln!"

He didn't.
 
2013-12-12 07:14:00 PM  
Progressive News from the "Cheddarsphere"?

Cheddarsphere?  Really?  REALLY?

stoppedreadingrightthere.jpg

\OK, actually, I did read a bit.  Don't like Walker -at all- but that's not what he did here.
 
2013-12-12 07:17:04 PM  

fusillade762: Mrtraveler01: UncomfortableSilence: Conservative Thesaurus, feel free to add.

Obamacare = Apartheid
Unions/Obamacare/Regulations of any kind= Slavery
Democrats = Nazis/Communists/Socialists
Diplomacy = Apologists/Neville Chamberlain
Obama = Satan, muslim, Stalin, Hitler
Science = Blasphemy
Education = Indoctrination
Poor = Moochers

Thatcher = hero

Mandela = Terrorist/Communist


Liberals = dirty, dirty name-callers

/SWIDT?
 
2013-12-12 07:17:33 PM  

gingerjet: Well - its Wisconsin.  What do you expect?

/Minnesotan
//ducks


/native-born Wisconsinite living in Michigan
//agrees with you about Scott Walker and current Wisconsin
///misses Tommy Thompson as Wisconsin Governor (I'm a libtard, and I think Thompson was 100 times better as Governor than Scott "Retard" Walker)
 
2013-12-12 07:17:43 PM  

Bugerz: fusillade762: Mandela = Terrorist/Communist

Unless you're Raphael Cruz. A mexican canadian being a hero of the tea party is all sorts of hilarious, btw.


A foreign born, newly-minted Senator whose actions threatened the well being of the American economy and its economic standing in the world, yet managed to accomplish absolutely nothing. You could not ask for a better projector.
 
2013-12-12 07:20:09 PM  

UncomfortableSilence: Isitoveryet: a_bilge_monkey: Mrtraveler01: UncomfortableSilence: Conservative Thesaurus, feel free to add.

Obamacare = Apartheid
Unions/Obamacare/Regulations of any kind= Slavery
Democrats = Nazis/Communists/Socialists
Diplomacy = Apologists/Neville Chamberlain
Obama = Satan, muslim, Stalin, Hitler
Science = Blasphemy
Education = Indoctrination
Poor = Moochers

Thatcher = hero

1% = Job creators

Mandela = Terrorist/Communist

Ignorance = Bliss

Confederate Flag = Patriotism


Corporate Taxes = Stealing from Job Creators
 
2013-12-12 07:22:24 PM  

Thrag: Here's the official list of things that are appropriate to compare to slavery:

Slavery.

If the thing you are about to compare to slavery does not appear on this list, think twice before making it known to the world that you are an insensitive clueless idiot who has never actually suffered a day in your life.


You make a strong point- I think we could all learn from these words
 
2013-12-12 07:23:26 PM  

somemoron: Don't like Walker -at all- but that's not what he did here.


Thanks for the example of what exactly it was that he did, if not that.
 
2013-12-12 07:25:00 PM  
ClavellBCMI: UncomfortableSilence: Isitoveryet: a_bilge_monkey: Mrtraveler01: UncomfortableSilence: Conservative Thesaurus, feel free to add.

Obamacare = Apartheid
Unions/Obamacare/Regulations of any kind= Slavery
Democrats = Nazis/Communists/Socialists
Diplomacy = Apologists/Neville Chamberlain
Obama = Satan, muslim, Stalin, Hitler
Science = Blasphemy
Education = Indoctrination
Poor = Moochers

Thatcher = hero

1% = Job creators

Mandela = Terrorist/Communist

Ignorance = Bliss

Confederate Flag = Patriotism

Corporate Taxes = Stealing from Job Creators


Homosex = Evil. Throbbing, lustful evil.
 
2013-12-12 07:25:50 PM  

ClavellBCMI: UncomfortableSilence: Isitoveryet: a_bilge_monkey: Mrtraveler01: UncomfortableSilence: Conservative Thesaurus, feel free to add.

Obamacare = Apartheid
Unions/Obamacare/Regulations of any kind= Slavery
Democrats = Nazis/Communists/Socialists
Diplomacy = Apologists/Neville Chamberlain
Obama = Satan, muslim, Stalin, Hitler
Science = Blasphemy
Education = Indoctrination
Poor = Moochers

Thatcher = hero

1% = Job creators

Mandela = Terrorist/Communist

Ignorance = Bliss

Confederate Flag = Patriotism

Corporate Taxes = Stealing from Job Creators


This should be made into an organized and maintained list like the LOPCATGOPATA. We could call it the Guide to Derpspeak or something.
 
2013-12-12 07:30:16 PM  

ultraholland: ClavellBCMI: UncomfortableSilence: Isitoveryet: a_bilge_monkey: Mrtraveler01: UncomfortableSilence: Conservative Thesaurus, feel free to add.

Obamacare = Apartheid
Unions/Obamacare/Regulations of any kind= Slavery
Democrats = Nazis/Communists/Socialists
Diplomacy = Apologists/Neville Chamberlain
Obama = Satan, muslim, Stalin, Hitler
Science = Blasphemy
Education = Indoctrination
Poor = Moochers

Thatcher = hero

1% = Job creators

Mandela = Terrorist/Communist

Ignorance = Bliss

Confederate Flag = Patriotism

Corporate Taxes = Stealing from Job Creators

Homosex = Evil. Throbbing, lustful evil.


Contraceptives = Slut Makers
 
2013-12-12 07:33:16 PM  

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Someone should sh*t in his mouth.


Hey, what happens at CPAC stays at CPAC.
 
2013-12-12 07:34:25 PM  

ClavellBCMI: UncomfortableSilence: Isitoveryet: a_bilge_monkey: Mrtraveler01: UncomfortableSilence: Conservative Thesaurus, feel free to add.

Obamacare = Apartheid
Unions/Obamacare/Regulations of any kind= Slavery
Democrats = Nazis/Communists/Socialists
Diplomacy = Apologists/Neville Chamberlain
Obama = Satan, muslim, Stalin, Hitler
Science = Blasphemy
Education = Indoctrination
Poor = Moochers

Thatcher = hero

1% = Job creators

Mandela = Terrorist/Communist

Ignorance = Bliss

Confederate Flag = Patriotism

Corporate Taxes = Stealing from Job Creators


More to the point:

Taxes=theft

Also:
Abortion=Murder
Guns=Safety
Government=The Problem
 
2013-12-12 07:35:38 PM  

syrynxx: And Obamacare is Apartheid.  Got it.  Hey, White Republicans, those things you don't like are just like other things that help black people, which you also don't like!


I always knew the party that quoted the parts of the Old Testament while being anti-Semitic would eventually advance to this.
 
2013-12-12 07:35:58 PM  
The reason Walker's book doesn't mention his promise of 250,000 new jobs in Wisconsin is who in their right mind would write a book about their own spectacular failure to follow through on a promise. Jeez. Study it out people.
 
2013-12-12 07:36:20 PM  

Empty Matchbook: syrynxx: And Obamacare is Apartheid.  Got it.  Hey, White Republicans, those things you don't like are just like other things that help black people, which you also don't like!

I always knew the party that quoted the parts of the Old Testament that they like while being anti-Semitic would eventually advance to this.


FTFM
 
2013-12-12 07:38:31 PM  

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Someone should sh*t in his mouth.


That's just what he wants you to do.

/Not into poo play
//At all
///But if that was what was required to get with your handle I'd seriously consider it.
 
2013-12-12 07:40:39 PM  

JoePragmatist: ClavellBCMI: UncomfortableSilence: Isitoveryet: a_bilge_monkey: Mrtraveler01: UncomfortableSilence: Conservative Thesaurus, feel free to add.

Obamacare = Apartheid
Unions/Obamacare/Regulations of any kind= Slavery
Democrats = Nazis/Communists/Socialists
Diplomacy = Apologists/Neville Chamberlain
Obama = Satan, muslim, Stalin, Hitler
Science = Blasphemy
Education = Indoctrination
Poor = Moochers

Thatcher = hero

1% = Job creators

Mandela = Terrorist/Communist

Ignorance = Bliss

Confederate Flag = Patriotism

Corporate Taxes = Stealing from Job Creators

More to the point:

Taxes=theft

Also:
Abortion=Murder
Guns=Safety
Government=The Problem


Happy Holidays = Religious Oppression
Christian Law = Religious Freedom
 
2013-12-12 07:41:58 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: somemoron: Don't like Walker -at all- but that's not what he did here.

Thanks for the example of what exactly it was that he did, if not that.


He compared his focus on union reform in his book (instead of everything he's done) to Steven Spielberg's focus on passing the 13th amendment in the Lincoln movie (instead of the whole book upon which it was based).
 
2013-12-12 07:42:34 PM  

JoePragmatist: ClavellBCMI: UncomfortableSilence: Isitoveryet: a_bilge_monkey: Mrtraveler01: UncomfortableSilence: Conservative Thesaurus, feel free to add.

Obamacare = Apartheid
Unions/Obamacare/Regulations of any kind= Slavery
Democrats = Nazis/Communists/Socialists
Diplomacy = Apologists/Neville Chamberlain
Obama = Satan, muslim, Stalin, Hitler
Science = Blasphemy
Education = Indoctrination
Poor = Moochers

Thatcher = hero

1% = Job creators

Mandela = Terrorist/Communist

Ignorance = Bliss

Confederate Flag = Patriotism

Corporate Taxes = Stealing from Job Creators

More to the point:

Taxes=theft

Also:
Abortion=Murder
Guns=Safety
Government=The Problem


The Nation = Lamestream media

Fox News = plucky understaffed, underdog of virtue
 
2013-12-12 07:42:43 PM  

red5ish: The reason Walker's book doesn't mention his promise of 250,000 new jobs in Wisconsin is who in their right mind would write a book about their own spectacular failure to follow through on a promise. Jeez. Study it out people.


Just the right combination of snark and truth.
 
2013-12-12 07:42:57 PM  

UncomfortableSilence: JoePragmatist: ClavellBCMI: UncomfortableSilence: Isitoveryet: a_bilge_monkey: Mrtraveler01: UncomfortableSilence: Conservative Thesaurus, feel free to add.

Obamacare = Apartheid
Unions/Obamacare/Regulations of any kind= Slavery
Democrats = Nazis/Communists/Socialists
Diplomacy = Apologists/Neville Chamberlain
Obama = Satan, muslim, Stalin, Hitler
Science = Blasphemy
Education = Indoctrination
Poor = Moochers

Thatcher = hero

1% = Job creators

Mandela = Terrorist/Communist

Ignorance = Bliss

Confederate Flag = Patriotism

Corporate Taxes = Stealing from Job Creators

More to the point:

Taxes=theft

Also:
Abortion=Murder
Guns=Safety
Government=The Problem

Happy Holidays = Religious Oppression
Christian Law = Religious Freedom


Compromise / bipartisanship = you do everything we want
 
2013-12-12 07:46:29 PM  

lockers: Unions are the bane of government. Unless they are police and firefighters. Their unions are good and righteous. *cough*


We're not a true union. It's the international association of fire fighters. We can't strike
 
2013-12-12 07:48:38 PM  

A Dark Evil Omen: Yes, taking away peoples' civil rights is exactly the same as expanding peoples' civil rights. Scott Walker is a shiatstain and so are all of his idiot fanboys.


... which comprise about half the people in this state.  Yeah, we're a special kinda stupid up here.

If he gets another term I'm seriously considering leaving.  This state will be the next Kansas in a decade if we don't get rid of him.
 
2013-12-12 07:59:57 PM  
Peter von Nostrand
We can't strike

You can always not work. You can't all be fired.
 
2013-12-12 08:06:50 PM  

RanDomino: Peter von Nostrand
We can't strike

You can always not work. You can't all be fired.


I think it's called a sick-out, though I haven't heard of one happening in fifteen years or so.
 
2013-12-12 08:07:13 PM  

RanDomino: Peter von Nostrand
We can't strike

You can always not work. You can't all be fired.


There's all kinds of possibilities of things that could be done
 
2013-12-12 08:08:30 PM  
I would never vote for Scott walker- his policies are bad and I have never heard him take one iota of responsibility for his state's lacking performance but I do not want a daily thread of "look at Scott walker, point, laugh, repeat"

Fark= gun thread, Obummercare thread, deficit and debt confusion thread, Scott walker thread, masturbation is good for you thread.
 
2013-12-12 08:10:17 PM  

smellysocksnshoes: I would never vote for Scott walker- his policies are bad and I have never heard him take one iota of responsibility for his state's lacking performance but I do not want a daily thread of "look at Scott walker, point, laugh, repeat"

Fark= gun thread, Obummercare thread, deficit and debt confusion thread, Scott walker thread, masturbation is good for you thread.


You clearly meant Paul Walker and not Scott Walker
 
2013-12-12 08:16:04 PM  
The way I took a dump this morning reminded me of Jesus karate chopping Hitler.
 
2013-12-12 08:18:44 PM  

Kibbler: The way I took a dump this morning reminded me of Jesus karate chopping Hitler.


Sounds like you need more fiber in your diet, my friend...
 
2013-12-12 08:22:05 PM  

Mrtraveler01: The real reason that Walker doesn't want to include his 250,000 job promise in his story:

[media.jrn.com image 660x997]


And the Menominee Indian tribe is currently trying to build a new casino down in Kenosha, which would bring around 5,000 jobs to that town alone (plus a handful on their reservation), but he's holding out on it.

Everyone, the town, other tribes in Wisconsin (minus the tribe just south of the town by an hour or so), the economists, media, is jumping up and down in excitement over it, but he's dragging his feet. 

/sigh
 
2013-12-12 08:28:10 PM  

cuzsis: Mrtraveler01: The real reason that Walker doesn't want to include his 250,000 job promise in his story:

[media.jrn.com image 660x997]

And the Menominee Indian tribe is currently trying to build a new casino down in Kenosha, which would bring around 5,000 jobs to that town alone (plus a handful on their reservation), but he's holding out on it.

Everyone, the town, other tribes in Wisconsin (minus the tribe just south of the town by an hour or so), the economists, media, is jumping up and down in excitement over it, but he's dragging his feet. 

/sigh


Mostly because they claim it would probably be a drag on the casino in Milwaukee creating fewer net jobs.  That and some BS about no "new net gaming"; he also tried to give himself an out by saying that all tribes had to agree to it but it appears the price isn't all that far off for them to be appeased.
 
2013-12-12 08:40:10 PM  

Don't Troll Me Bro!: A Dark Evil Omen: Yes, taking away peoples' civil rights is exactly the same as expanding peoples' civil rights. Scott Walker is a shiatstain and so are all of his idiot fanboys.

... which comprise about half the people in this state.  Yeah, we're a special kinda stupid up here.

If he gets another term I'm seriously considering leaving.  This state will be the next Kansas in a decade if we don't get rid of him.


Hey man, we're happy to have you in MN. Already stole about 25,000 other scanny workers.
 
2013-12-12 08:47:31 PM  

Bugerz: Don't Troll Me Bro!: A Dark Evil Omen: Yes, taking away peoples' civil rights is exactly the same as expanding peoples' civil rights. Scott Walker is a shiatstain and so are all of his idiot fanboys.

... which comprise about half the people in this state.  Yeah, we're a special kinda stupid up here.

If he gets another term I'm seriously considering leaving.  This state will be the next Kansas in a decade if we don't get rid of him.

Hey man, we're happy to have you in MN. Already stole about 25,000 other scanny workers.


Dude- the correct nomenclature is Scony. People from Wisissippi are Sconies. And they are all welcome here/ as long as they bring a twelve pack of New Glarus when they come.
 
2013-12-12 08:48:29 PM  

grumpfuff: Walker is a lying, asshole, douchebag. Huh. Where'd my fainting couch get to?


Got a case of the vapors?
 
2013-12-12 09:02:29 PM  
Wisconsin is stuck with him for the foreseeable future. After he scorches the land with minimum wage temporary jobs and revokes all environmental regulations I can't wait to see what's left. And as far as that new casino south of Milwaukee... we need more gambling like we need more people wearing cheeseheads. How about manufacturing or technology jobs scooter. /miss my friends but not the shiatty job outlook.//also don't miss the people who slurp the Walker koolaid and are moving the state back to the 50's
 
2013-12-12 09:14:00 PM  

eagles95: How about manufacturing or technology jobs scooter.


He's trying to steal them from Illinois but failing.

Even Illinois is managing to grow jobs faster than Wisconsin.

Illinois!
 
2013-12-12 09:17:43 PM  

Mrtraveler01: eagles95: How about manufacturing or technology jobs scooter.

He's trying to steal them from Illinois but failing.

Even Illinois is managing to grow jobs faster than Wisconsin.

Illinois!


All our jobs are belong to Kansas. Deal wif it, libulardos
 
2013-12-12 09:23:45 PM  

eagles95: Wisconsin is stuck with him for the foreseeable future. After he scorches the land with minimum wage temporary jobs and revokes all environmental regulations I can't wait to see what's left. And as far as that new casino south of Milwaukee... we need more gambling like we need more people wearing cheeseheads. How about manufacturing or technology jobs scooter. /miss my friends but not the shiatty job outlook.//also don't miss the people who slurp the Walker koolaid and are moving the state back to the 50's


Oh, he's bringing manufacturing to the state. Too bad the majority of it is sub-50 person machine shops. Most of them are near the border of illinois and wisconsin though.
 
2013-12-12 09:31:12 PM  

LarryDan43: I met him and tried looking into his eyes to measure his worth, but I couldn't get a straight look.


Lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eye...
 
2013-12-12 09:37:55 PM  
Why do these guys always try to equate their fight to pass oppressive and damaging laws to the civil rights movement or the anti-slavery movement?
 
2013-12-12 09:47:24 PM  
Um... while the thirteenth amendment wasn't a bad amendment in itself and historically did something we'd now consider pretty unarguably good, it was passed by vote-fixing, dirty legal tricks, outright bribery (mostly giving away appointed positions) and disenfranchisement of areas with a tendency to disagree to the point of the government outright ignoring the will of the voters to put people from entirely different states in certain seats.

Basically, dude may want to think his metaphor over since if you tried to pass anything that way today you'd be out of office and probably in jail on multiple felonies in weeks.  Turns out that it's not the 1800s and we're not in the aftermath of the nastiest, most internally destructive war the nation ever faced... you're kind of expected to respect the actual rule of law these days.
 
2013-12-12 10:01:36 PM  

Thrag: Here's the official list of things that are appropriate to compare to slavery:

Slavery.

If the thing you are about to compare to slavery does not appear on this list, think twice before making it known to the world that you are an insensitive clueless idiot who has never actually suffered a day in your life.


I disagree. Genocide could also be on the list.
 
2013-12-12 10:03:40 PM  

Cletus C.: OK, Walker is asked why his book doesn't cover his failed pledge to add 250,000 jobs, and instead focuses only on his successful efforts to limit collective bargaining for most state employees.

Walker says the book's purpose was the collective bargaining aspect of his governorship. He then points out that Spielberg did much the same thing when he made Lincoln, zeroing in on one aspect of the book from which the movie was based.

Far-left Wisconsin blog goes all "derpity, derp, derp, derp, Walker compared himself to Lincoln!"

He didn't.


do you get physically tired from defending the outrageous lies and policies of the GOP?
 
2013-12-12 10:12:13 PM  
The party of the southern strategy really, really wants to own Lincoln for some reason.

To prove they aren't racist, perhaps?
 
2013-12-12 10:19:28 PM  

sendtodave: The party of the southern strategy really, really wants to own Lincoln for some reason.

To prove they aren't racist, perhaps?


4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-12-12 10:23:00 PM  

jigger: MFAWG: Correct me if I'm wrong, but Lincoln had fark all to do with the Reconstruction Amendments?

Forget actual history, Doris Kearns Goodwin wrote a bestseller that became a movie. That won Oscars and stuff.


Yeah, Doris Kearns Goodwin is a real historian. You know, the kind that footnotes things pretty heavily, not the David Barton kind. You should read Team of Rivals. It's serious history, and a pretty dang good book.

The 13th Amendment was passed by the Senate in April of 1864 and by the House in January of 1865. Lincoln had quite a bit to do with it. The 14th and 15th, not so much. But the 13th? Yeah, he was involved.
 
2013-12-12 10:31:53 PM  
jesus christ, submitter, is it really that farking hard to read the article
 
2013-12-12 10:33:32 PM  

Jackson Herring: jesus christ, submitter, is it really that farking hard to read the article


Funny that the headline is still COMPLETELY believable.
 
2013-12-12 10:34:37 PM  

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Jackson Herring: jesus christ, submitter, is it really that farking hard to read the article

Funny that the headline is still COMPLETELY believable.


People read the article? What kind of monsters do you think we are?
 
2013-12-12 10:50:00 PM  

Cletus C.: OK, Walker is asked why his book doesn't cover his failed pledge to add 250,000 jobs, and instead focuses only on his successful efforts to limit collective bargaining for most state employees.

Walker says the book's purpose was the collective bargaining aspect of his governorship. He then points out that Spielberg did much the same thing when he made Lincoln, zeroing in on one aspect of the book from which the movie was based.

Far-left Wisconsin blog goes all "derpity, derp, derp, derp, Walker compared himself to Lincoln!"

He didn't.


Exactly. He was just explaining that there isn't enough room in a book to cover all of the things you would be able to cover in a different medium, like, for example, a book.

And also, he's done so many awesome things, like Lincoln, that he had to just focus on telling a compelling story, like Spielberg. But he certainly wasn't comparing himself to Lincoln (who, by the way, was a Republican, the party of Freedom) or Spielberg (who is very rich, and therefore a wonderful person).
 
2013-12-12 11:06:48 PM  

Jackson Herring: jesus christ, submitter, is it really that farking hard to read the article


Doesn't discount the fact that it was a moronic comparison and perhaps the lamest excuse he could come up with on why he doesn't want to talk about how his main campaign promise has been nothing but a total failure so far.
 
2013-12-12 11:27:32 PM  
i136.photobucket.com
 
2013-12-13 12:05:40 AM  

gingerjet: Well - its Wisconsin.  What do you expect?

/Minnesotan
//ducks


www.parade.com
 
2013-12-13 12:07:05 AM  

a_bilge_monkey: Mrtraveler01: UncomfortableSilence: Conservative Thesaurus, feel free to add.

Obamacare = Apartheid
Unions/Obamacare/Regulations of any kind= Slavery
Democrats = Nazis/Communists/Socialists
Diplomacy = Apologists/Neville Chamberlain
Obama = Satan, muslim, Stalin, Hitler
Science = Blasphemy
Education = Indoctrination
Poor = Moochers

Thatcher = hero

1% = Job creators


Down = Up
 
2013-12-13 12:35:48 AM  

GlenninSac: a_bilge_monkey: Mrtraveler01: UncomfortableSilence: Conservative Thesaurus, feel free to add.

Obamacare = Apartheid
Unions/Obamacare/Regulations of any kind= Slavery
Democrats = Nazis/Communists/Socialists
Diplomacy = Apologists/Neville Chamberlain
Obama = Satan, muslim, Stalin, Hitler
Science = Blasphemy
Education = Indoctrination
Poor = Moochers

Thatcher = hero

1% = Job creators

Down = Up


Propositioning men in a public bathroom for sex = wide stance
 
2013-12-13 12:48:56 AM  

ongbok: GlenninSac: a_bilge_monkey: Mrtraveler01: UncomfortableSilence: Conservative Thesaurus, feel free to add.

Obamacare = Apartheid
Unions/Obamacare/Regulations of any kind= Slavery
Democrats = Nazis/Communists/Socialists
Diplomacy = Apologists/Neville Chamberlain
Obama = Satan, muslim, Stalin, Hitler
Science = Blasphemy
Education = Indoctrination
Poor = Moochers

Thatcher = hero

1% = Job creators

Down = Up

Propositioning men in a public bathroom for sex = wide stance


Reagan = Saint (PBUH)
Fear = Freedom
Subjugation = Liberation
Contradiction = Truth

/"Surrender to these truths, you pigs in human clothing!"
 
2013-12-13 01:37:51 AM  

Nuff Said McFarky: ongbok: GlenninSac: a_bilge_monkey: Mrtraveler01: UncomfortableSilence: Conservative Thesaurus, feel free to add.

Obamacare = Apartheid
Unions/Obamacare/Regulations of any kind= Slavery
Democrats = Nazis/Communists/Socialists
Diplomacy = Apologists/Neville Chamberlain
Obama = Satan, muslim, Stalin, Hitler
Science = Blasphemy
Education = Indoctrination
Poor = Moochers

Thatcher = hero

1% = Job creators

Down = Up

Propositioning men in a public bathroom for sex = wide stance

Reagan = Saint (PBUH)
Fear = Freedom
Subjugation = Liberation
Contradiction = Truth

/"Surrender to these truths, you pigs in human clothing!"


imageshack.us
 
2013-12-13 02:44:47 AM  

Cletus C.: OK, Walker is asked why his book doesn't cover his failed pledge to add 250,000 jobs, and instead focuses only on his successful efforts to limit collective bargaining for most state employees.

Walker says the book's purpose was the collective bargaining aspect of his governorship. He then points out that Spielberg did much the same thing when he made Lincoln, zeroing in on one aspect of the book from which the movie was based.

Far-left Wisconsin blog goes all "derpity, derp, derp, derp, Walker compared himself to Lincoln!"

He didn't.



Now granted that probably isn't a very good comparison to use.

To paraphrase walkers statement: The book focuses on Union busting, like the movie Lincoln focuses on abolition of slavery.

But out of the thousands of other comparisons to make, Walker decided to use abolition of slavery in his comparison.

What would have been a better comparison he should have used? maybe you should let him know that.


.  But out of all the hundreds of other possible examples he decided to use Slavery.
 
2013-12-13 02:55:51 AM  
Don't fret. Walker won't get the car keys. We will, however, be required to apply TWO coats of wax.
 
2013-12-13 02:59:44 AM  

fatassbastard: fusillade762: Mrtraveler01: UncomfortableSilence: Conservative Thesaurus, feel free to add.

Obamacare = Apartheid
Unions/Obamacare/Regulations of any kind= Slavery
Democrats = Nazis/Communists/Socialists
Diplomacy = Apologists/Neville Chamberlain
Obama = Satan, muslim, Stalin, Hitler
Science = Blasphemy
Education = Indoctrination
Poor = Moochers
Thatcher = hero
Mandela = Terrorist/Communist

Liberals = dirty, dirty name-callers


The sad thing is you could post that list, with your addition, to places like freerepublic, and people would praise every point without the slightest hint of self-awareness.
 
2013-12-13 03:02:35 AM  

sillydragon: This should be made into an organized and maintained list like the LOPCATGOPATA. We could call it the Guide to Derpspeak or something.


I was thinking that to.
 
2013-12-13 03:06:09 AM  

UncomfortableSilence: JoePragmatist: ClavellBCMI: UncomfortableSilence: Isitoveryet: a_bilge_monkey: Mrtraveler01: UncomfortableSilence: Conservative Thesaurus, feel free to add.

Obamacare = Apartheid
Unions/Obamacare/Regulations of any kind= Slavery
Democrats = Nazis/Communists/Socialists
Diplomacy = Apologists/Neville Chamberlain
Obama = Satan, muslim, Stalin, Hitler
Science = Blasphemy
Education = Indoctrination
Poor = Moochers
Thatcher = hero
1% = Job creators
Mandela = Terrorist/Communist
Ignorance = Bliss
Confederate Flag = Patriotism
Corporate Taxes = Stealing from Job Creators
Taxes=theft
Abortion=Murder
Guns=Safety
Government=The Problem

Happy Holidays = Religious Oppression
Christian Law = Religious Freedom


WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH

See a theme?
 
2013-12-13 03:23:40 AM  

impaler: See a theme?


Dress as your favorite Klingon?
 
2013-12-13 03:23:45 AM  

Jim_Callahan: Um... while the thirteenth amendment wasn't a bad amendment in itself and historically did something we'd now consider pretty unarguably good, it was passed by vote-fixing, dirty legal tricks, outright bribery (mostly giving away appointed positions) and disenfranchisement of areas with a tendency to disagree to the point of the government outright ignoring the will of the voters to put people from entirely different states in certain seats.

Basically, dude may want to think his metaphor over since if you tried to pass anything that way today you'd be out of office and probably in jail on multiple felonies in weeks.  Turns out that it's not the 1800s and we're not in the aftermath of the nastiest, most internally destructive war the nation ever faced... you're kind of expected to respect the actual rule of law these days.


The important thing to remember is that if slavery existed and was being debated today, "conservatives" would be defending it, as they always defend evil, exploitative "traditions".
And that's the truth.
 
2013-12-13 03:34:26 AM  

jso2897: The important thing to remember is that if slavery existed and was being debated today, "conservatives" would be defending it, as they always defend evil, exploitative "traditions".
And that's the truth.


From a fark photoshop thread from 10 years ago or so. I'm surprised I found this:
FYI, the theme was something to the effect of "What if Fox existed X years ago"
img354.imageshack.us
 
2013-12-13 05:32:15 AM  
I don't understand the need to invent outrage when someone's so consistently despicable that there are endless examples of actual things to be bothered about. Walker's a douche, that's common knowledge. But what I read in the article indicated he was drawing a slight comparison to writing his book on a single event (passage of Act 10) and Spielberg making a movie about a single event (passage of the 13th Amendment).
Nothing in his comments were about his policies or promises, except where he mentioned being proud of having made them and said he'd come back to that (which, if he did, was not in TFA). That entire interview was him pitching his book, which apparently he has time to work on despite having an entire state ruin.

/that's not a typo
 
2013-12-13 07:53:33 AM  
I think Scott Walker is a colossal douche, but that's not what he did at all.
 
2013-12-13 07:54:26 AM  
Scott Wanker.
 
2013-12-13 08:02:26 AM  

Mrtraveler01: Jackson Herring: jesus christ, submitter, is it really that farking hard to read the article

Doesn't discount the fact that it was a moronic comparison and perhaps the lamest excuse he could come up with on why he doesn't want to talk about how his main campaign promise has been nothing but a total failure so far.


No, it doesn't. But THAT doesn't discount the fact that the headline is pure derp. The GOP doesn't need their douchiness to be embellished or made up.

In other words, retardmitter isn't helping.
 
2013-12-13 09:10:42 AM  

UncomfortableSilence: Conservative Thesaurus, feel free to add.

Obamacare = Apartheid
Unions/Obamacare/Regulations of any kind= Slavery
Democrats = Nazis/Communists/Socialists
Diplomacy = Apologists/Neville Chamberlain
Obama = Satan, muslim, Stalin, Hitler
Science = Blasphemy
Education = Indoctrination
Poor = Moochers




Job Creation = Hand Jobs, Blow Jobs, Rim Jobs
 
2013-12-13 09:59:21 AM  
It's always amusing when regressive conservatives try to co-opt the greatest progressive accomplishments in modern history.
 
2013-12-13 01:24:21 PM  
a_bilge_monkey
I think it's called a sick-out, though I haven't heard of one happening in fifteen years or so.

The point of a strike is that you can't all be fired at once. Call it whatever you like.


Peter von Nostrand
There's all kinds of possibilities of things that could be done

I'm just saying... you can always strike.


Ken VeryBigLiar
he also tried to give himself an out by saying that all tribes had to agree to it

It may also be an attempt to break the unity of the tribes regarding mining.
 
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