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(International Business Times)   WTF Christmas gift ideas for every price range. Not a slideshow. Do not mock the ramen spork   (ibtimes.com) divider line 19
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2013-12-12 04:39:59 PM  
I would never mock a spork. In my life, I've owned two titanium sporks. I lost my first one in the war.

//True story.
 
2013-12-12 05:50:31 PM  
Behold the awesomeness of the Makin' Bacon salt & pepper shakers.

i218.photobucket.com

/12.99 @ Amazon, and if you're lucky like me the one getting rogered has crossed eyes.
 
2013-12-12 05:56:08 PM  
RUNCIBLE SPOON!
 
2013-12-12 05:59:09 PM  
Where's the Alligator sleeping bag... maybe an Electric Fork to go with my Electric Knife?
 
2013-12-12 05:59:26 PM  
I think this is my favorite site to find off-the-wall gifts:

http://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/
 
2013-12-12 06:01:40 PM  
Can I still taunt Happy Fun Ball, though?
 
2013-12-12 06:03:34 PM  
Okay, Swiss Cheese Pillow  *WANT*

and some of dem Illuminati pizza earrings.
 
2013-12-12 06:07:18 PM  
s1.ibtimes.com

farking seriously. I mean. Seriously. What piss poor decisions have I made with my life when this guy is selling these ugly pieces of shiat for $50 a pop.
 
2013-12-12 06:12:37 PM  
www.signsfunny.com

Still works for Christmas, I guess ...
 
2013-12-12 06:16:00 PM  
holy shiat! everything id so expensive there!!!

how about I give them a $100 WTF Fake Bill to pay for this crap!!??
 
2013-12-12 06:25:49 PM  

ThatDarkFellow: [s1.ibtimes.com image 360x562]

farking seriously. I mean. Seriously. What piss poor decisions have I made with my life when this guy is selling these ugly pieces of shiat for $50 a pop.


It looks more like monkey jesus
 
2013-12-12 06:42:02 PM  

ThatDarkFellow: [s1.ibtimes.com image 360x562]

farking seriously. I mean. Seriously. What piss poor decisions have I made with my life when this guy is selling these ugly pieces of shiat for $50 a pop.


I think the key to remember is that he's  pricing these at $50.  Selling them may be a different story.
 
2013-12-12 07:10:20 PM  
Some of those middle ones seem to scream "I may be a serial killer"
 
2013-12-12 07:18:56 PM  

Prof. Ann Marion: ThatDarkFellow: [s1.ibtimes.com image 360x562]

farking seriously. I mean. Seriously. What piss poor decisions have I made with my life when this guy is selling these ugly pieces of shiat for $50 a pop.

I think the key to remember is that he's  pricing these at $50.  Selling them may be a different story.


And if he's making them for $5, and 15000 people who like sending "WTF?!?!" gifts to friends as jokes buy one each, it's suddenly a great deal.
 
2013-12-12 07:24:22 PM  

Gonz: I would never mock a spork. In my life, I've owned two titanium sporks. I lost my first one in the war.

//True story.


I, also, own a titanium spork, and it's both more useful and cheaper than the one in the article. And I use it, too.

//I farking love REI.
 
2013-12-12 08:08:05 PM  

FormlessOne: Gonz: I would never mock a spork. In my life, I've owned two titanium sporks. I lost my first one in the war.

//True story.

I, also, own a titanium spork, and it's both more useful and cheaper than the one in the article. And I use it, too.

//I farking love REI.


Yeah. That abomination in the article isn't a spork; it's more of a foon, really.
 
2013-12-12 11:59:03 PM  

Colin O'Scopy: holy shiat! everything id so expensive there!!!

how about I give them a $100 WTF Fake Bill to pay for this crap!!??


You write like my aunt.
 
2013-12-13 06:09:17 AM  

PainInTheASP: Behold the awesomeness of the Makin' Bacon salt & pepper shakers.

[i218.photobucket.com image 400x400]

/12.99 @ Amazon, and if you're lucky like me the one getting rogered has crossed eyes.


WANT!!!
 
2013-12-13 12:47:40 PM  
Welp, that settles it: all of my adult friends are getting Abe Lincoln erotic fiction for Christmas.

/gunna load the Kindle version on a thumb drive, along with the 'Gay Bar' video. Best idea yet!
 
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