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(Syracuse Post-Standard)   Weird stuff people leave behind during holiday shopping, travel. Manners, civility, and courtesy are not weird, people   (syracuse.com) divider line 37
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2013-12-12 01:50:45 PM
fark you, subby. Now where is my mouse trap?
 
2013-12-12 02:28:55 PM
Any children that are not claimed within 30 days are sold to Nike.
 
2013-12-12 02:36:22 PM
"Weird" is relative.
 
2013-12-12 02:45:28 PM
You have to wonder just what is happening in the mind of a Gold's Gym member who has just left their balls behind.

Mind you, if your balls are green and fuzzy, maybe you don't want them back.
 
2013-12-12 02:53:27 PM

xanadian: "Weird" is relative.


Yeah, my cousin is Weird, you are right.
 
2013-12-12 02:58:14 PM
There is nothing weird about any of those things listed, sounds about like what you would expect really.
 
2013-12-12 03:04:21 PM

Nothing To See Here: xanadian: "Weird" is relative.

Yeah, my cousin is Weird, you are right.


It's Christmas at ground zero.
 
2013-12-12 03:05:33 PM
Subby makes the mistake of assuming that people had those things to begin with.
 
2013-12-12 03:05:40 PM
Virginity not on the list, Subby?
 
2013-12-12 03:10:56 PM

bopis: Subby makes the mistake of assuming that people had those things to begin with.


Expecally on Fark.

WTF, dumbass subby? You really think this shiat is worth reading?
 
2013-12-12 03:15:42 PM
The largest things left at ShoppingTown are baby strollers and bicycles

See this proves how stupid bicyclists are. How the fark do you forget you rode your bike to the mall? How do they get home?
 
2013-12-12 03:17:00 PM
Isn't having  Manners, civility, and courtesy  now called "being politically correct," and to be avoided at all costs?
 
2013-12-12 03:27:13 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-12-12 03:29:59 PM
I was just holding them for my Frat Bro, Officer. I don't smoke drugs.

That is my AXE though. Can I get that back real quick? Gotta smash some chick after this.

img.fark.net
 
2013-12-12 03:33:25 PM
Lame
 
2013-12-12 03:36:29 PM
People lose paperback books on planes?  Well, perhaps, but I've found several books in the seatback pouch with a note saying "Take me, enjoy."  On the inside cover of one they asked that you leave it in a plane when finished and add your name.  My name was the 6th.  Don't remember the title but I remember enjoying it lol.
 
2013-12-12 03:37:14 PM
I have not been so bored by an article in recent memory. These are all, quite honestly, things that have been found in someone's rectum.
 
2013-12-12 03:38:21 PM
What's weird to me is the number of people who don't bother to pick up their dry cleaning or stuff they had framed. I mean, these items were important enough to you to invest money in their upkeep. Why wouldn't you go back for them?

Once had a very interesting discussion with a cabbie about the stuff people left behind in his cab.
 
2013-12-12 03:44:53 PM

ChipNASA: Virginity not on the list, Subby?


Awesome.
 
2013-12-12 03:47:12 PM

FloydA: Any children that are not claimed within 30 days are sold to Nike.


After 30 days why would Nike want them, don't the corpses begin to stink?
 
2013-12-12 03:49:12 PM

Nogale: What's weird to me is the number of people who don't bother to pick up their dry cleaning or stuff they had framed. I mean, these items were important enough to you to invest money in their upkeep. Why wouldn't you go back for them?

Once had a very interesting discussion with a cabbie about the stuff people left behind in his cab.


Some people are just really forgetful. They managed to get the stuff to the dry cleaners or framing store, but then completely forget that they did that. It's not like these people wear a suit everyday or get crap framed regularly.
 
2013-12-12 03:49:31 PM
Those don't seem weird at all. They all seem like items people would have on them and somehow lost or misplaced. Weird would be if the lost & found were somehow accummulating jumper cables and antique cigarette holders.
 
2013-12-12 03:55:58 PM
Lost my sanity during Thanksgiving at the relatives.
 
2013-12-12 03:59:20 PM
I'm working some part time retail now to help with the bills, and some shiatheel left a half eaten slice of pizza crammed in between the shelves that I had the pleasure of finding while tidying up.
 
2013-12-12 04:08:31 PM
Mine were confiscated at the airport.
 
2013-12-12 04:13:23 PM
Weird? Call me when someone leaves a bodypart behind... That would be weird.
 
2013-12-12 04:16:09 PM
Shoot, a fela could have a pretty good weekend...... ah, nevermind
 
2013-12-12 04:18:28 PM
404 weird not found in article

www.unstuckification.com
 
2013-12-12 04:28:58 PM

FloydA: Any children that are not claimed within 30 days are sold to Nike.


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2013-12-12 04:30:57 PM

balisane: I have not been so bored by an article in recent memory. These are all, quite honestly, things that have been found in someone's rectum.


Bicycles?
 
2013-12-12 04:37:15 PM

abhorrent1: The largest things left at ShoppingTown are baby strollers and bicycles

See this proves how stupid bicyclists are. How the fark do you forget you rode your bike to the mall? How do they get home?


You have to wonder, although maybe these were stolen for a joyride to the mall? Still doesn't explain how they left, maybe they carjacked someone to get home.
 
2013-12-12 04:46:23 PM
bah.
step 1) Go to a hotel, the more expensive the better. Ask the desk clerk, maintenance man, ect ect what is the wierdest thing they have found left in a room.
step 2) Prepare to have your mind blown and your soul twisted.
 
2013-12-12 05:00:55 PM

FloydA: balisane: I have not been so bored by an article in recent memory. These are all, quite honestly, things that have been found in someone's rectum.

Bicycles?


Well, the handles and pedals, certainly.
 
2013-12-12 05:36:26 PM

nytmare: abhorrent1: The largest things left at ShoppingTown are baby strollers and bicycles

See this proves how stupid bicyclists are. How the fark do you forget you rode your bike to the mall? How do they get home?

You have to wonder, although maybe these were stolen for a joyride to the mall? Still doesn't explain how they left, maybe they carjacked someone to get home.


Or possibly new bicycles left in the parking lot and someone turned it in because they figured the person would return for it. However the forgetful person just blame themselves and buy a replacement gift. Most folks just figure when they leave something like that in the parking lot iris just gone.
 
2013-12-12 05:36:49 PM

gunrunner: bah.
step 1) Go to a hotel, the more expensive the better. Ask the desk clerk, maintenance man, ect ect what is the wierdest thing they have found left in a room.
step 2) Prepare to have your mind blown and your soul twisted.


Recently dumped a used twice sleeping bag at a hotel. Part of my trip involved overnighting in the passenger seat of my rental car and it was cold so I bought a twenty dollar walmart sleeping bag. Obviously flying back home with it would have meant paying for an extra bag check since those things are huge and wouldn't be worth it. So I dumped it by a trash can when I took my bags down to the car. Went back upstairs to check out, and then went down to get the car. The bag had already been whisked away within the 45 seconds it took to close out and take the elevator back to the carpark
 
2013-12-12 06:29:11 PM

gunrunner: bah.
step 1) Go to a hotel, the more expensive the better. Ask the desk clerk, maintenance man, ect ect what is the wierdest thing they have found left in a room.
step 2) Prepare to have your mind blown and your soul twisted.


Ayup. Sex toys are the most common "weird" thing I find. Housekeeping has a Trophy Wall. A plastic adult's arm holding a grapefruit is first place.

I sell last years phone chargers for beer money.
 
2013-12-12 07:09:57 PM

Weng: gunrunner: bah.
step 1) Go to a hotel, the more expensive the better. Ask the desk clerk, maintenance man, ect ect what is the wierdest thing they have found left in a room.
step 2) Prepare to have your mind blown and your soul twisted.

Recently dumped a used twice sleeping bag at a hotel. Part of my trip involved overnighting in the passenger seat of my rental car and it was cold so I bought a twenty dollar walmart sleeping bag. Obviously flying back home with it would have meant paying for an extra bag check since those things are huge and wouldn't be worth it. So I dumped it by a trash can when I took my bags down to the car. Went back upstairs to check out, and then went down to get the car. The bag had already been whisked away within the 45 seconds it took to close out and take the elevator back to the carpark


How does that happen so fast?  I was helping my step-son move out of his apartment and into his first house.  He had this old but perfectly functional futon he no longer wanted so we hauled it down one flight of stairs and set it near the dumpster.  In the time it took us to climb the one flight of stairs, grab 2 boxes, and come back down, the futon was gone.  Frame and all.  We never heard or saw a soul.

/magic?
 
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