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(SeattlePI)   Only pee indoors on Beacon Hill   (blog.seattlepi.com) divider line 34
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2013-12-12 01:18:40 PM
Sitting or standing? Pants on, or pants off?
These are important questions...
 
2013-12-12 01:18:56 PM
My roses!!!

*blam* *blam* *blam*
 
2013-12-12 01:19:13 PM
That's what you get for electing a socialist Seattle!
 
2013-12-12 01:20:01 PM
" Don't shoot me in the leg and tell me it's peeing..."


assets.nydailynews.com
 
2013-12-12 01:21:51 PM
Sounds like a song title. Perhaps a Tom Lehrer ditty.
 
2013-12-12 01:22:31 PM
Was it his third leg????

www.thegopilot.com
...because Farkers need to know


/nice shot men.
 
2013-12-12 01:23:50 PM
My brother lives on Beacon Hill (somewhat nicer area though), frequently pees outdoors because of poor bathroom location in the home.
Would still not be surprised to hear if he were to be shot in the leg.
 
2013-12-12 01:26:31 PM
In that neighborhood (it's really Holly Park, not Beacon Hill), pissing outdoors would be an improvement.
 
2013-12-12 01:30:04 PM
That sounds like the tag line on a '70s horror movie poster.
 
2013-12-12 01:30:12 PM

LessO2: In that neighborhood (it's really Holly Park, not Beacon Hill), pissing outdoors would be an improvement.


That might start a turf war.
 
2013-12-12 01:35:20 PM
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not impressed
 
2013-12-12 01:37:16 PM
I blame the mystery object blocking the tunnel drill.
 
2013-12-12 01:37:58 PM
Pee outdoors on Beacon Hill:  drive-by shooting.
Pee outdoors on Capitol Hill:  drive-by cat-calling.
 
2013-12-12 01:39:22 PM
"I got shot completely at random, just standing around, minding my own business... and no, I didn't see who shot me, and they drove off immediately afterward, and I didn't see what kind of car it was..."

Yeah, sounds like the kid shot himself while dicking around with a gun he wasn't supposed to have.
 
2013-12-12 01:42:01 PM

cherrybonez: "I got shot completely at random, just standing around, minding my own business... and no, I didn't see who shot me, and they drove off immediately afterward, and I didn't see what kind of car it was..."

Yeah, sounds like the kid shot himself while dicking around with a gun he wasn't supposed to have.


Or he took off early from school because he was in the middle of some sort of trouble with other people there and they followed him.
 
2013-12-12 01:42:58 PM
Let's ask the important question: Was he able to spell his name all the way out before he was shot?
 
2013-12-12 01:43:43 PM
What about her butt? Can I pee in her butt?
 
2013-12-12 01:44:07 PM
Are reputable news outlets really supposed to say "pee"?
 
2013-12-12 01:45:56 PM
I thought you meant the Beacon Hill in Boston. That goes without saying. No doing anything outdoors. Some Beacon Hill tribes haven't seen their neighbours since the Revolution. They make a point of leaving calling cards when their neighbours aren't home, just in case.

If you want to annoy the neighbours in Beacon Hill, you have your servants pee on their property.

Let them dodge the bullets, or musket balls, as the case might be.
 
2013-12-12 01:47:20 PM

bugmn99: Are reputable news outlets really supposed to say "pee"?


Actually, reputable news outlets are supposed to say "whiz".

It's funnier.
 
2013-12-12 01:58:27 PM

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: cherrybonez: "I got shot completely at random, just standing around, minding my own business... and no, I didn't see who shot me, and they drove off immediately afterward, and I didn't see what kind of car it was..."

Yeah, sounds like the kid shot himself while dicking around with a gun he wasn't supposed to have.

Or he took off early from school because he was in the middle of some sort of trouble with other people there and they followed him.



I was going to go with stopping to cop some heroin and he left school because he was dope sick.

Yours is pretty good too though.
 
2013-12-12 02:05:15 PM
Oh great, we've moved on from the knockout game to the shoot-in-the-leg game.
 
2013-12-12 02:07:08 PM
Well, if a man can't piss off his own porch there is something terribly wrong with this country.
 
2013-12-12 02:40:02 PM
Thanks for the tip.
 
2013-12-12 02:40:34 PM
Louisiana_Sitar_Club:

Or he took off early from school because he was in the middle of some sort of trouble with other people there and they followed him.


Sadly, you're probably right.
 
2013-12-12 02:41:40 PM

Nightjars: Thanks for the tip.


Just the tip.
 
2013-12-12 02:45:19 PM

ChipNASA: " Don't shoot me in the leg and tell me it's peeing..."


[assets.nydailynews.com image 635x607]


Is that her "O" face?
 
2013-12-12 03:04:18 PM
Yeah, he was in the bushes peeing when out of nowhere someone just randomly fires 3 rounds at him. I'm sure that's exactly what happened.
 
2013-12-12 04:35:30 PM

special20: Sitting or standing? Pants on, or pants off?
These are important questions...


www.history.org

...and I thought the code was one or two lanterns in the Old North Church instead.  Obviously the Redcoats thought he was sending code, but are they coming by land, or by sea?
 
2013-12-12 04:39:39 PM
"On the way home, he stopped at the basketball court at South Holly Park Drive and South Othello Street and got out of his car to pee in the bushes, reports indicate."


Really?
 
2013-12-12 04:46:31 PM
My suggestion would be to avoid that entire neighborhood.
 
2013-12-12 05:27:38 PM

Surool: My suggestion would be to avoid that entire neighborhood.


No one simply walks through Rainier Valley...without a gun.
 
2013-12-12 05:28:38 PM

Queensowntalia: Sounds like a song title. Perhaps a Tom Lehrer ditty.


I do know a song titled "Beacon Hill."  It's not exactly a happy song though...

Last night, as I lay sleeping on a starship's outbound flight
Two years out from Earth, and climbing to the speed of light
I stepped aboard a vision and followed with my will
And I dreamt of home and family, and the house on Beacon Hill

It being the fourth day of July, when we our freedom won
Bought by brave men's courage, by sword and pen and gun
The young, the old, the brave and the bold, they came for sport and thrill
There were good times there with all my friends at the house on Beacon Hill

I went to see my neighbors, to hear what they might say
The old ones were all dead and gone; the young ones, turning grey!
The years fly by with the speed of light, but for us time stands still
And Time had laid its heavy hand on the folk of Beacon Hill

I paid a flying visit to my first, and only, love
She was soft as any lily, and gentle as a dove
But she had died ten years before - oh, sweetheart, I love you still!
For time goes slow at the speed of light, but not on Beacon Hill

I placed a flower upon her grave, and I knelt and said a prayer
And asked the blessings of my family; all were buried there
The shift-change bell, it sounded then - it sounded loud and shrill
And I awoke upon a starship...many miles from Beacon Hill
 
2013-12-13 11:56:51 AM

BolshyGreatYarblocks: special20: Sitting or standing? Pants on, or pants off?
These are important questions...

[www.history.org image 400x301]

...and I thought the code was one or two lanterns in the Old North Church instead.  Obviously the Redcoats thought he was sending code, but are they coming by land, or by sea?



According to today's  other story from Seattle, I think they're coming by Chevy Silverado.
 
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