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(Lincolnshire Echo)   Just before Christmas, man is charged with stealing 20 partridges. Not a pear tree in sight   (lincolnshireecho.co.uk) divider line 17
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2013-12-12 01:12:22 PM
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2013-12-12 01:31:15 PM
And a beer
 
2013-12-12 01:40:33 PM
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2013-12-12 01:42:29 PM
If there was we could hang him from it.
 
2013-12-12 01:46:41 PM
 What about Reuben Kincaid?
 
2013-12-12 01:50:05 PM
When no one was looking, Sam James Tooke took twenty partridges. He took 20 partridges. That's as many as two tens. And that's terrible.
 
2013-12-12 01:51:23 PM
Score. He took a score of partridges.

Or ten brace of partridges. Or a covey of partridges.

Counting old-timey things is complicated.

Stupid bastard only got half way to the Lex Luthor meme. That's terrible.
 
2013-12-12 02:02:24 PM
I'm liking the plan...

But the 240 Drummer's Drumming day alone is going to be a nightmare.
 
2013-12-12 02:17:25 PM
Here ya go, subby.
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2013-12-12 02:19:50 PM
I have 3 pear trees in my yard, but no partridges.
 
2013-12-12 02:39:57 PM

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Came for a cartridge in a bare tree, leaving happy
 
2013-12-12 04:51:35 PM

madgordy: I have 3 pear trees in my yard, but no partridges.


What do you think this is, eHarmony?
 
2013-12-12 05:22:04 PM

BKITU: Susan Dey, Danny Bonaduce, and Shirley Jones unavailable for comment.


bmr68: What about Reuben Kincaid?


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2013-12-12 05:32:21 PM

MOGGEE: BKITU: Susan Dey, Danny Bonaduce, and Shirley Jones unavailable for comment.

bmr68: What about Reuben Kincaid?

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You forget how hot she was sometimes.
 
2013-12-12 06:16:01 PM

Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: madgordy: I have 3 pear trees in my yard, but no partridges.

What do you think this is, eHarmony?


MOM?
 
2013-12-12 06:33:29 PM

bmr68: MOGGEE: BKITU: Susan Dey, Danny Bonaduce, and Shirley Jones unavailable for comment.

bmr68: What about Reuben Kincaid?

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You forget how hot she was sometimes.


Amen
 
2013-12-13 09:00:24 AM
WHO-HUDDLE!
 
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