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(Huffington Post)   Megyn Kelly is dreaming of a white Christmas   ( huffingtonpost.com) divider line
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2013-12-12 12:55:10 PM  
Modern Christians are so full of wish. Ignore the poor and the sick and pretend Jesus was born white and a Christian to boot.
 
2013-12-12 12:55:26 PM  
From one of the redlit threads:

Technically, in the United States' system for race, Megyn Kelly is correct, since I don't believe "middle eastern" is a racial category. Really, though:

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2013-12-12 01:04:58 PM  
For good measure, she also assured the children that Jesus was white too-something that is far from a settled question.

Jesus was born in Bethlehem, dammit!  He was a coal miner from Pennsylvania.  The only time he was black was when he was leaving the mines.
 
2013-12-12 01:05:46 PM  
I can help by making a rendition of the Hawaiian Islands in white across the small of her back
 
2013-12-12 01:05:46 PM  
For all you kids watching at home

Big 12 and under viewership for The Kelly File?
 
2013-12-12 01:16:48 PM  
Maybe she'll listen to another white celebrity:

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2013-12-12 01:17:53 PM  
Guys, cut it out. We all know that noticing the fact that a conservative said this is WAY worse then them actually saying it.
 
2013-12-12 01:24:20 PM  
It's racist for someone, real or fictional, to be white.
 
2013-12-12 01:25:19 PM  
Of course he is white.  His helper, Black Peter, that kidnaps bad kids is black and there is 3 of them typically.

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2013-12-12 01:33:33 PM  
I always wondered why Jesus was surrounded w/ dudes who all have anglo names despite being in the mid east. Now I know. It's b/c Jesus was white!
 
2013-12-12 01:35:35 PM  
I can't blame her. Do you want to be the one who explains to Gretchen Carlson and Brian Kilmeade that Santa isn't real?
 
2013-12-12 01:46:00 PM  
Is this assigning demographic characteristics to fictional characters something you do as a Fox News anchor to make yourself feel better, or is this real?
 
2013-12-12 01:47:01 PM  
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He was definitely a whitey. He just had a good tan from hanging out in the Middle East so much.
And get a haircut, you hippie.
 
2013-12-12 01:47:57 PM  
I DONT WANT TO LIVE IN YOUR WORLD, LIBTARDS. A WORLD WITHOUT A WHITE, MUSCLE-BOUND ARYAN JESUS UBERMENSCHE!
 
2013-12-12 01:48:08 PM  
I always liked to imagine santa as a 20 foot tall eyeless beast with slimy grey scales and razor sharp claws.
 
2013-12-12 01:52:58 PM  
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2013-12-12 02:06:56 PM  

MarshHawk: Is this assigning demographic characteristics to fictional characters something you do as a Fox News anchor to make yourself feel better, or is this real?


What race is the Easter Bunny?
 
2013-12-12 02:07:19 PM  
St. Nick was Turkish (or rather, whatever that region was called in the 4th century).
 
2013-12-12 02:08:38 PM  

mrshowrules: MarshHawk: Is this assigning demographic characteristics to fictional characters something you do as a Fox News anchor to make yourself feel better, or is this real?

What race is the Easter Bunny?


Not sure, but I bet he lost that race to the Passover Tortoise.
 
2013-12-12 02:08:55 PM  
As with all made up things, they can be whatever color you want them to be. It doesn't matter if he is black, green, asian or arabian. If you want to imagine him as white, by all means Megyn, go ahead. It is just as true as the next person who imagines him as the illegitimate son of marvin the martian. He has no external reality so imagine away. Same goes for Santa.
 
2013-12-12 02:09:38 PM  

dogdaze: I always wondered why Jesus was surrounded w/ dudes who all have anglo names despite being in the mid east. Now I know. It's b/c Jesus was white!


They are translations of Aramaic names. For instance: Peter is derived from the latin petra which means means rock or stone. His name would have been Cephas in Aramaic which has the same meaning.
 
2013-12-12 02:11:26 PM  

Kome: St. Nick was Turkish (or rather, whatever that region was called in the 4th century).


Lycian.
 
2013-12-12 02:18:50 PM  

Tr0mBoNe: Kome: St. Nick was Turkish (or rather, whatever that region was called in the 4th century).

Lycian.


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2013-12-12 02:19:23 PM  

Kome: St. Nick was Turkish (or rather, whatever that region was called in the 4th century).


Clement Clarke Moore stated in "A Night Before Christmas" in 1823 that he was an elf.  That is his race.  The question remains of how dark of an elf he was.
 
2013-12-12 02:25:33 PM  

mrshowrules: Of course he is white.  His helper, Black Peter, that kidnaps bad kids is black and there is 3 of them typically.

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You don't know the power of the Zwarte!

/something something dark side
 
2013-12-12 02:26:08 PM  

nmrsnr: From one of the redlit threads:

Technically, in the United States' system for race, Megyn Kelly is correct, since I don't believe "middle eastern" is a racial category. Really, though:


How the fark am I supposed to read those off a .gif?
 
2013-12-12 02:26:16 PM  
Our fictional characters must bear out our terrible racism, that we constantly pretend don't exist.
 
2013-12-12 02:27:23 PM  

mrshowrules: Of course he is white.  His helper, Black Peter, that kidnaps bad kids is black and there is 3 of them typically.

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We should popularize this story.  Christmas is getting to be a bit of a drag.  Stories of black men invading homes at night to kidnap white children would really put some spice into the holiday.

I say we import Krampus as well.

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A half-goat/half-man that kidnaps bad children on Christmas and drowns and/or eats them is so metal.
 
2013-12-12 02:27:55 PM  

mrshowrules: Kome: St. Nick was Turkish (or rather, whatever that region was called in the 4th century).

Clement Clarke Moore stated in "A Night Before Christmas" in 1823 that he was an elf.  That is his race.  The question remains of how dark of an elf he was.


The land of the midnight sun would be a good place for drow, but Santa has inherent magic abilities and the Arctic is an ocean, not a land mass...so Ima go with Dargonesti. He might be a high enough level mage to cast Chariot of Sustarre.
 
2013-12-12 02:28:00 PM  
Before you try to prove Jesus was white, shouldn't you have to prove he existed?
 
2013-12-12 02:28:35 PM  
But Megyn, according to Rush Limbaugh Santa is black
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2013-12-12 02:29:06 PM  
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Praise White Jesus.
 
2013-12-12 02:29:13 PM  

James!: I always liked to imagine santa as a 20 foot tall eyeless beast with slimy grey scales and razor sharp claws.


Like a fawn.
 
2013-12-12 02:29:49 PM  

Zarquon's Flat Tire: nmrsnr: From one of the redlit threads:

Technically, in the United States' system for race, Megyn Kelly is correct, since I don't believe "middle eastern" is a racial category. Really, though:

How the fark am I supposed to read those off a .gif?


I thought I was the only one.
 
2013-12-12 02:30:25 PM  
For all you kids watching at home, Santa just is white...

Anybody who is letting their kid watch Fox News should be less worried about whether the kid gets a mistaken impression of what Santa looks like and more worried about Child Protective Services coming to charge them with child abuse.
 
2013-12-12 02:30:40 PM  
Can't we all get along? If we can't, can we at least have a Patrick Swayze Christmas?
 
2013-12-12 02:30:41 PM  

Kome: St. Nick was Turkish (or rather, whatever that region was called in the 4th century).


I think back then he would still have been considered Greek; the Turkic tribes wouldn't invade and occupy the land that makes up modern Turkey until 600 or so years later.
 
2013-12-12 02:30:52 PM  
"For all you kids watching at home, Santa just is white. But this person is maybe just arguing that we should also have a black Santa. But, you know, Santa is what he is, and just so you know, we're just debating this because someone wrote about it, kids."

Actually Megyn, the Slate author was arguing we should have a Penguin Santa, not a black santa.
 
2013-12-12 02:31:17 PM  

Bareefer Obonghit: But Megyn, according to Rush Limbaugh Santa is black


Cool I was hoping for a big box of contraceptives this year!
 
2013-12-12 02:33:18 PM  
FTFA: For good measure, she also assured the children that Jesus was white too-something that is far from a settle question.


So, it's possible a Jewish person, born to at least one Jewish person in the Middle East 2000 years ago, teaching the Hebrew faith, can possibly be white?

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2013-12-12 02:34:23 PM  

Fart_Machine: Bareefer Obonghit: But Megyn, according to Rush Limbaugh Santa is black

Cool I was hoping for a big box of contraceptives this year!


sinner
 
2013-12-12 02:35:55 PM  

Fart_Machine: Bareefer Obonghit: But Megyn, according to Rush Limbaugh Santa is black

Cool I was hoping for a big box of contraceptives this year!


For what? Not like you were gonna get laid.

/zing!
//I keed
 
2013-12-12 02:36:14 PM  

Bareefer Obonghit: Fart_Machine: Bareefer Obonghit: But Megyn, according to Rush Limbaugh Santa is black

Cool I was hoping for a big box of contraceptives this year!

sinner


I just want a box to put them in.
 
2013-12-12 02:36:39 PM  

Sybarite: For all you kids watching at home

Big 12 and under viewership for The Kelly File?


She is right, Santa is as real as Jesus.
 
2013-12-12 02:36:41 PM  
Everything is so white in Megyn Kelly's mind I'm surprised she can see anything.
 
2013-12-12 02:36:46 PM  

Bareefer Obonghit: But Megyn, according to Rush Limbaugh Santa is black
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he's cool and all, but i prefer Baraka obama
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2013-12-12 02:37:09 PM  

Lord_Baull: FTFA: For good measure, she also assured the children that Jesus was white too-something that is far from a settle question.


So, it's possible a Jewish person, born to at least one Jewish person in the Middle East 2000 years ago, teaching the Hebrew faith, can possibly be white?

[quizzicaldog.jpg]


With God all things are possible.
 
2013-12-12 02:37:46 PM  

JerseyTim: Do you want to be the one who explains to Gretchen Carlson and Brian Kilmeade that Santa isn't real?


Are you kidding?!  Yes!  With delight!
 
2013-12-12 02:38:10 PM  
And the devil is a black man

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2013-12-12 02:39:23 PM  
What Jesus probably looked like:

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