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(USA Today)   Hawaiian official who verified Obama's birth certificate is the sole fatality in a small plane crash, or as it's otherwise known: Alex Jones' Cialis   (usatoday.com) divider line 153
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2013-12-12 10:21:11 AM
Fuddy landed with a duddy.
 
2013-12-12 10:21:39 AM
While I'm hoping to see a lot of reasonable discussion that lacks even a hint of hyperbole, I'm getting some popcorn ready.
 
2013-12-12 10:22:02 AM
May the conspiracy theories start.

Now where are those batshiat crazy bithers?
 
2013-12-12 10:22:34 AM
Just a  Coinky Dinky.

/hurrrrr
 
2013-12-12 10:22:43 AM
Godspeed, proud public servant, and prayers for the friends family and loved ones of the deceased, that they be unexposed to the inevitable tinfoilness that will follow this tragedy.
 
2013-12-12 10:22:50 AM
Don't worry, I'm sure Mr Jones and Mr Limbaugh will be able to find a nice Dominican boy to help them with that.
 
2013-12-12 10:22:56 AM
I for Birther derp
 
2013-12-12 10:23:19 AM
One would think that Cialis would help something stay up.
 
2013-12-12 10:23:34 AM
I find it rather convenient that Alex Jones hasn't been the sole fatality in a small place crash.
 
2013-12-12 10:23:47 AM
msnbcmedia.msn.com
 
2013-12-12 10:23:52 AM
i49.tinypic.com
 
2013-12-12 10:24:45 AM

Chabash: While I'm hoping to see a lot of reasonable discussion that lacks even a hint of hyperbole, I'm getting some popcorn ready.


Small airplanes sometimes crash, and it's purely by random chance the this particular official was killed in this particular plane crash.  People die in all kinds of crazy ways, and we all die sooner or later.  This particular crash happened to be the end for this particular official.  Nothing out of the ordinary happened, it was just an unfortunate and basically random event.  It in no way affects President Obama's status the President of the United States.

/how did you like that?
 
2013-12-12 10:25:08 AM
Ron Brown?

/now it's a party!
 
2013-12-12 10:25:52 AM

Pants full of macaroni!!: [msnbcmedia.msn.com image 850x466]


We're gonna need *way* more popcorn than that.

.. or is that just your persona supply?
 
2013-12-12 10:25:52 AM
I imagine that the only reason Alex Jones hasn't come out screaming about this yet is because he's currently suffering from conspiracy-induced priapism.
 
2013-12-12 10:26:14 AM

HMS_Blinkin: Chabash: While I'm hoping to see a lot of reasonable discussion that lacks even a hint of hyperbole, I'm getting some popcorn ready.

Small airplanes sometimes crash, and it's purely by random chance the this particular official was killed in this particular plane crash.  People die in all kinds of crazy ways, and we all die sooner or later.  This particular crash happened to be the end for this particular official.  Nothing out of the ordinary happened, it was just an unfortunate and basically random event.  It in no way affects President Obama's status the President of the United States.

/how did you like that?


It's a refreshing start.
 
2013-12-12 10:26:35 AM
Wake up, sheeple

Do the research

Impeach 0bummer

End the Fed, buy bitcoins
 
2013-12-12 10:26:56 AM
Please do proceed. I sincerely hope this gives the birthers new energy. It will make the Rafael Eduardo Cruz run for president and the ensuing pretzel twist of logic be that much more fun.
 
2013-12-12 10:27:01 AM

unreasonable ass: May the conspiracy theories start.

Now where are those batshiat crazy bithers?


licking Trump's boots

/and ass
//they're on their way now
///you can hear their knuckles dragging
 
2013-12-12 10:27:20 AM
Thanks Obama!
 
2013-12-12 10:27:36 AM
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Sometimes wounds that look like bullet holes just happen.
 
2013-12-12 10:27:41 AM
Check the plane for thermite.
 
2013-12-12 10:28:13 AM

Pants full of macaroni!!:


may I have one?

/on second thought, make that two, it's gonna be a long one
 
2013-12-12 10:28:26 AM

papafree: I find it rather convenient that Alex Jones hasn't been the sole fatality in a small place crash.


I take that as proof that his conspiracy theories are totally wrong.  There's no reason he'd be in danger unless he was correct, after all.

/unless that's what they WANT us to think!!!!!
 
2013-12-12 10:28:28 AM
Well that explains the handshake with Castro. It was a Cuban hit!
 
2013-12-12 10:29:37 AM

DROxINxTHExWIND: Check the plane for thermite.


The NTSB works for Obama.  So I think we know full well that the thermite will not be found.
 
2013-12-12 10:30:33 AM
Is that like the guy who was investigating the Clinton whitewater scandal who committed suicide by shooting himself in the back of the head three times?
 
2013-12-12 10:31:03 AM
The Devil always gets his due...
itmakessenseblog.com

Mental note:  Satan hates guns.
 
2013-12-12 10:31:21 AM

MythDragon: Is that like the guy who was investigating the Clinton whitewater scandal who committed suicide by shooting himself in the back of the head three times?


Vince Foster.

It's EXACTLY like Vince Foster.
 
2013-12-12 10:32:09 AM
Everybody else survived. Obviously, either they were all in on it or one of them was a hit man sent to drown her once they hit the water. I'd be looking at the airport ticket agent who gave her the change for her ticket purchase in silver dollars.
 
2013-12-12 10:32:10 AM
"President" Ballrog, HUSSEIN, Sombrero, Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers, al-Chicago, Chocolate Jesus, B-Rock the Islamic Shock, Barky McTeleprompter, Wizard of Uhhs, BoBo the Clown, Oblahbla, Jug Ears,  Saunas breach akimbo, Waffles The Clown, Borborygmos Hammerhiem, The Rainbow King, Bukkake O'Bunga, OBIGOT, El Jefe Chocholate,  "Jace the Mindsculpter", Hopey McChangeypants, Oyobi, Bonzo the Time Traveler, La Bamba yo' Mamma, Samurai Kebab Nachos, Barackabeedoobeedoobeedo, Hussein-In-The-Membrane, Black Thunder, Dr. Utopia, Rainbow King,  Obamarambo, Fartbongo, II"
 
2013-12-12 10:32:49 AM
I bet the plane and Michael Hastings' car had the exact same mechanical failure.
 
2013-12-12 10:33:03 AM
I don't believe in conspiracy theorists. I theorize that the whole idea of the existence of conspiracy theorists is a conspiracy designed to convince us that humanity is to stupid to ever actually conspire to do anything, which keeps us from discovering the truth about the conspiracy theorist conspiracy.
 
2013-12-12 10:33:16 AM

MythDragon: Is that like the guy who was investigating the Clinton whitewater scandal who committed suicide by shooting himself in the back of the head three times?


Not yet but eventually yes, this story will be radically changed into one that sounds suspicious just like that one was.
 
2013-12-12 10:33:45 AM
Used to be "Arkanacide"

What would it be called for this president?
 
2013-12-12 10:34:11 AM
Did you hear about the dive crew in the unmarked boat located nearby and how Director Fuddy was screaming that something was grabbing her leg before she went under?  She was also known to be a good swimmer, having competed in high school and regularly swimming (her house has a pool).  All of the passengers were able to get out of the plane easily, and one remarked that he thought he felt something grab his leg before quickly releasing just moments before Fuddy went under.  Also, let's not forget that she was recently being investigated for her involvement in a possible forgery of another official document.  They knew that if she was outed as a forger that her credibility would be shot and that would lead to additional investigations regarding the President.  They had to act quickly.  They did.
 
2013-12-12 10:34:53 AM
So no one else can verify this? No one? I would think the Birthers would be overjoyed that someone new would look at it. Unless...unless that new person was really an actual ObamatonTM Robot. Oh god, it's all falling into place, as predicted by the Prophecy.
 
2013-12-12 10:35:47 AM
And did he have the only official copy on board with him?
 
2013-12-12 10:36:42 AM

tkwasny: Used to be "Arkanacide"

What would it be called for this president?


Kenyacide
 
2013-12-12 10:37:06 AM
A Hussein always pays his debts.
 
2013-12-12 10:37:21 AM
she was Breitbarted?  no wait, that means something else.
 
2013-12-12 10:38:21 AM

Delta1212: I don't believe in conspiracy theorists. I theorize that the whole idea of the existence of conspiracy theorists is a conspiracy designed to convince us that humanity is to stupid to ever actually conspire to do anything, which keeps us from discovering the truth about the conspiracy theorist conspiracy.


The REAL conspiracy is to discredit the concept of a "conspiracy theory" -- every time that phrase is uttered, what's the first thing that comes to mind? Right: Crackpot fringe wackos. The media and the government have successfully turned it into a dirty phrase with no validity, before any details have been discussed. So it becomes impossible to talk of any genuine conspiracy theories without having them immediately discredited by the public just by mere association. And that's how the real conspiracies escape detection.

OPEN YOUR EYES SHEEPLE!
 
2013-12-12 10:38:33 AM

MythDragon: Is that like the guy who was investigating the Clinton whitewater scandal who committed suicide by shooting himself in the back of the head three times?


I think it's more like that British spy who committed suicide by padlocking his corpse inside a duffel bag.
 
2013-12-12 10:38:43 AM

MrBallou: Everybody else survived. Obviously, either they were all in on it or one of them was a hit man sent to drown her once they hit the water. I'd be looking at the airport ticket agent who gave her the change for her ticket purchase in silver dollars.


Unless she was the hitman, which would perfectly cover her tracks.
 
2013-12-12 10:38:52 AM

bongmiester: she was Breitbarted?  no wait, that means something else.


Clancied?  Paul Walkered?
 
2013-12-12 10:39:15 AM
Came for Ron Brown, leaving satisfied.
 
2013-12-12 10:39:51 AM

Pants full of macaroni!!: bongmiester: she was Breitbarted?  no wait, that means something else.

Clancied?  Paul Walkered?


Vince Fostered?
 
2013-12-12 10:39:52 AM
As the Cessna Grand Caravan entered an area where radio and cell phone coverage is sketchy, a stealth blackhawk from the 25th Infantry Special Ops Group (they operate from the secondary field at the end of Wheeler AFB) approached from their Cessna's blind spot. The door gunner calmly pumped a few dozen frozen CO2 ice bullets in to the engine causing it to stall. A dedicated sniper then took out the target as the plane began to lose altitude and everyone on board the plane was distracted. A secondary team who dressed as illegal hippie marijuana farmers stood by. If the target survived, they had orders to rush the downed plane and kill everyone.

The stealth blackhawk was then vaporized by a 'Containment' team who planted explosives aboard the helicopter. In a few days, everyone on board this helicopter will be reported dead from hostile action in Afghanistan.

So simple.
 
2013-12-12 10:41:17 AM

Seat's Taken: Did you hear about the dive crew in the unmarked boat located nearby and how Director Fuddy was screaming that something was grabbing her leg before she went under?  She was also known to be a good swimmer, having competed in high school and regularly swimming (her house has a pool).  All of the passengers were able to get out of the plane easily, and one remarked that he thought he felt something grab his leg before quickly releasing just moments before Fuddy went under.  Also, let's not forget that she was recently being investigated for her involvement in a possible forgery of another official document.  They knew that if she was outed as a forger that her credibility would be shot and that would lead to additional investigations regarding the President.  They had to act quickly.  They did.


Is that what Scandal is about?
 
2013-12-12 10:41:26 AM
What an unfortunate 'accident'.


i41.tinypic.com
 
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