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(NYPost)   If you get an email inviting you to click on a link to see nude pictures of a former First Lady, you deserve what you get   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, President Nicolas Sarkozy, Carla Bruni, Windsor Castle, G20 summit  
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2013-12-12 01:16:15 PM  
2 votes:

Snapper Carr: [ image 400x250]

Young Hillary was pretty nice.

Most of her pictures from around then are absurdly adorkable. Cute kid plus an unfortunate era in fashion. I mean, Gawd, she must have known this look was ridiculous even for the sixties. THOSE SHOES. THOSE STRIPES. Bah Gawd.That time when everyone had to have bangless hip-length hair ... boringest hair trend EVAR. Unflattering. Can't do anything with it.

Even a few years later, a better haircut made her look younger than the long-hair look... (The pearls, though, yeesh. But hell, that era sucked to be a professional woman. You had to look womanly but not too 'home-wrecker' threatening, pretty but not too pretty. Women's "business suits", ha! ... truth be told women today still have to navigate the business fashion minefield in ways men never have to think about)
2013-12-12 11:57:30 AM  
2 votes:

Martha Washington was a slammin' hottie.
2013-12-12 10:32:04 AM  
2 votes:
I can't tell you how many times I've been duped looking for Barbara Bush and Ladybird Johnson nudes. It's alright, though, I should be able to afford to hire a private dick to find them once my inheritance from my cousin in Nigeria kicks in.
2013-12-12 01:38:41 PM  
1 vote:

Fark's Rating of the First Ladies


Michelle Obama
Laura Bush
Jacqueline Bouvier Kennedy

2. You know you'd hit it, you thing

Hillary Clinton

3. Maybe if drunk or stoned

Pat Nixon
Rosalind Carter
Betty Ford

4. It burns! It burns!

Nancy Reagan
Lady Byrd Johnson

5. The crime is its own punishment

Eleanor Roosevelt
Barbara Bush
Mrs. Truman

Well, I could go on but sometimes I have these premonitions and this one is a premonition of DOOOOOOM! So, let's just forget I posted anything, alright?

Coming soon: Rating the gay and bisexual Presidents. Don't swim in denial, crocodile. You know they are. All politicians are bisexual. Not all of them get laid.
2013-12-12 12:58:52 PM  
1 vote:

Young Hillary was pretty nice.
2013-12-12 12:55:42 PM  
1 vote:
2013-12-12 12:43:54 PM  
1 vote:

I would hit it like the gilded fist of an angry oligopolic god
2013-12-12 12:43:17 PM  
1 vote:
2013-12-12 12:23:56 PM  
1 vote:
For those too lazy:

2013-12-12 12:22:36 PM  
1 vote:

Martha Jefferson

Abigail Adams

I have some nudes, too, if anybody's interested...
2013-12-12 12:21:43 PM  
1 vote:

Yeah, there are plenty of pics of Michelle Obama looking less than utterly fabulous -- hey, she can't live every moment like she's on a fashion runway -- but when she turns on the awesome, she totally rocks the "Don't you wish your First Lady were HOT LIKE ME."

And look at this biatch, having fun on the beach and looking good in a swim suit like he owned the place.
2013-12-12 12:01:52 PM  
1 vote:

Quinzy: n_City_Superhero: [ image 485x684]

Martha Washington was a slammin' hottie.

Not when she was first laddie she wasn't.  Heck who knows maybe Barbara Bush was hot when she was 25.

Not bad on the eyes, actually.
2013-12-12 11:52:32 AM  
1 vote:

DeathCipris: Bareefer Obonghit: [ image 605x328]

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[ image 402x402]

These make me moist.

[ image 590x295]

moist, moist, moist, moist, moist, moist

No, Moist:
2013-12-12 11:42:48 AM  
1 vote:

Not gonna happen.  Nope.
2013-12-12 11:38:11 AM  
1 vote:
/unavailable for comment
2013-12-12 11:35:44 AM  
1 vote:
Come on Mamie Eisenhower. Why aren't you downloading fast enough?
2013-12-12 11:30:53 AM  
1 vote:
Expecting Dolley Madison.

Leaving disappointed.
2013-12-12 11:05:28 AM  
1 vote:

These make me moist.
2013-12-12 10:43:45 AM  
1 vote:
It's kind of comforting to know that even the intelligentsia are prone to Clicking The Link (tm).  Much like the more salt-of-the-earth ladies here at work.

2013-12-12 10:25:07 AM  
1 vote:
Well I can think of one former first lady I wouldn't mind seeing naked...
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