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(NYPost)   If you get an email inviting you to click on a link to see nude pictures of a former First Lady, you deserve what you get   (nypost.com ) divider line
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2013-12-12 10:25:07 AM  
Well I can think of one former first lady I wouldn't mind seeing naked...

img15.imageshack.us
 
2013-12-12 10:32:04 AM  
I can't tell you how many times I've been duped looking for Barbara Bush and Ladybird Johnson nudes. It's alright, though, I should be able to afford to hire a private dick to find them once my inheritance from my cousin in Nigeria kicks in.
 
2013-12-12 10:43:45 AM  
It's kind of comforting to know that even the intelligentsia are prone to Clicking The Link (tm).  Much like the more salt-of-the-earth ladies here at work.

/STOP CLICKING THE GODDAMN LINK
 
2013-12-12 10:47:40 AM  
Smart enough to run the world.  Not smart enough to recognize risky spam emails.

THAT'S comforting.
 
2013-12-12 10:50:41 AM  
img.fark.net
Admit, you would break your mouse clicking that link.
 
2013-12-12 10:51:23 AM  
I'm waiting for Putin to tire of Assad's bullshiat....

img163.imageshack.us

I'm willing to listen and be a shoulder to cry on. I'm also willing to wait a while, it's going to take time for her hair to grow out.
 
2013-12-12 11:04:32 AM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Well I can think of one former first lady I wouldn't mind seeing naked...

[img15.imageshack.us image 372x372]


Google is your friend there.  Odd there might be a nude or two, her being a former model and all...
 
2013-12-12 11:05:28 AM  
images.politico.com

graphics8.nytimes.com

www.biography.com

These make me moist.
 
2013-12-12 11:12:13 AM  

sno man: Google is your friend there. Odd there might be a nude or two, her being a former model and all...


There are, and they are excellent.

Willing to look at more, if I must
 
2013-12-12 11:22:22 AM  

Bareefer Obonghit: [images.politico.com image 605x328]

[graphics8.nytimes.com image 600x330]

[www.biography.com image 402x402]

These make me moist.


odstatic.com

moist, moist, moist, moist, moist, moist
 
2013-12-12 11:25:50 AM  
"Almost everybody who received the email took the bait," said a government source in Paris, saying that this included representatives from the Czech Republic, Portugal, Bulgaria, Hungary and Latvia.

This very surprise. Carla Bruni picture much less arouse than picture of potato.
 
2013-12-12 11:28:52 AM  
 
2013-12-12 11:28:59 AM  
Helen Taft was a hottie.... plus she apparently liked big fat sweaty guys which is always a plus on Fark.
 
2013-12-12 11:30:53 AM  
Expecting Dolley Madison.

Leaving disappointed.
 
2013-12-12 11:33:33 AM  
Cybersecurity is one of those sectors that is just going to get larger as governments figure out how important it is.
/definitely trying to get into it, if my body would stop trying to kill itself
 
2013-12-12 11:34:04 AM  
Barbara Bush Bush link was too disturbing to throw in here.
 
2013-12-12 11:34:11 AM  
farking asshole of a javascript on that site that make it so a highlight allows for sharing the article but I can't farking rightclick to access my dropdown option.

NYpost joins my growing list of asshole websites not to be referred to.
 
2013-12-12 11:35:44 AM  
Come on Mamie Eisenhower. Why aren't you downloading fast enough?
 
2013-12-12 11:38:11 AM  
farm2.staticflickr.com
/unavailable for comment
 
2013-12-12 11:39:59 AM  

wildcardjack: farking asshole of a javascript on that site that make it so a highlight allows for sharing the article but I can't farking rightclick to access my dropdown option.

NYpost joins my growing list of asshole websites not to be referred to.


Highlight, CTL-C, open Google window, CTL-P, click "Images".
 
2013-12-12 11:41:18 AM  
I'll have to come back to this thread

/ctrl+b
 
2013-12-12 11:42:48 AM  
i19.photobucket.com

Not gonna happen.  Nope.
 
2013-12-12 11:44:16 AM  

technoblogical: [farm2.staticflickr.com image 377x500]
/unavailable for comment


Early Princess Leia cosplay.
 
gja
2013-12-12 11:44:40 AM  
technoblogical:img.fark.net
/unavailable for comment


I hear she goes for the 'brainy' types.
 
2013-12-12 11:46:34 AM  
LeroyB:

Expecting Dolley Madison.

Leaving disappointed.


You're right.  I would eat her cakes and fark her "summer treat" shiat up.

www.theimaginaryworld.com

hawt.
 
2013-12-12 11:49:21 AM  
If you're dumb enough to click a link on an unsolicited email promising 'nude pics' of a famous celebrity, you do NOT deserve to have an internet connection.
 
2013-12-12 11:50:40 AM  
Honestly, that is the funniest thing that I have ever heard. I am just a bit shocked that these people thought it was okay to check for porn on their work computers. I mean it is perfectly beleivable for some people to do it in their companies (in fact there was a survey for corporate IT officials that report cleaning off the porn on their bosses PCs), but for these people to be doing it on a network as crucial as the G20 members is just shameful.

Are there no lessons on internet safety for the older members in the government? I mean if a younger offical had done this, i guaruntee that they would get harsher punishment.
 
2013-12-12 11:51:27 AM  
"*sigh*... You clicked the link?"
 
2013-12-12 11:52:32 AM  

DeathCipris: Bareefer Obonghit: [images.politico.com image 605x328]

[graphics8.nytimes.com image 600x330]

[www.biography.com image 402x402]

These make me moist.

[odstatic.com image 590x295]

moist, moist, moist, moist, moist, moist


No, Moist:

images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-12-12 11:54:14 AM  

A Cave Geek: If you're dumb enough to click a link on an unsolicited email promising 'nude pics' of a famous celebrity

...

Stay with the not-famous celebrities. Much safer.
 
2013-12-12 11:54:15 AM  

gja: technoblogical:[img.fark.net image 377x500]
/unavailable for comment

I hear she goes for the 'brainy' types.


And that's why I have you favorited
 
2013-12-12 11:54:48 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2013-12-12 11:56:29 AM  
Wait until they see the Anna Kournikova pics.
 
2013-12-12 11:57:30 AM  
benfranklinfollies.com

Martha Washington was a slammin' hottie.
 
2013-12-12 11:59:55 AM  

n_City_Superhero: [benfranklinfollies.com image 485x684]

Martha Washington was a slammin' hottie.


Not when she was first laddie she wasn't.  Heck who knows maybe Barbara Bush was hot when she was 25.
 
2013-12-12 12:00:09 PM  

gja: technoblogical:[img.fark.net image 377x500]
/unavailable for comment

I hear she goes for the 'brainy' types.


Oh well played... well played.

web.mit.edu
 
2013-12-12 12:01:50 PM  
latimesblogs.latimes.com

Oh, that midwestern a$$. I'd rest my weary head upon it and go off dreaming about cottage cheese.
 
2013-12-12 12:01:52 PM  

Quinzy: n_City_Superhero: [benfranklinfollies.com image 485x684]

Martha Washington was a slammin' hottie.

Not when she was first laddie she wasn't.  Heck who knows maybe Barbara Bush was hot when she was 25.


Not bad on the eyes, actually.

web.mit.edu
 
2013-12-12 12:02:40 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: Martha Washington was a slammin' hottie.


Lets just say George's teeth werent the only wood in that house
 
2013-12-12 12:05:34 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2013-12-12 12:06:08 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: Martha Washington was a slammin' hottie.


Yeah but the sound of the name Martha just seems like a total boner killer. Now if her name was Destiny Washington, or even Jade Washington, THAT I can fap to.
 
2013-12-12 12:06:24 PM  
Better to spend time getting all hot and excited imagining what it must look like, than to experience the utter banality of the reality.
 
2013-12-12 12:06:30 PM  

scotchcrotch: Sin_City_Superhero: Martha Washington was a slammin' hottie.

Lets just say George's teeth werent the only wood in that house


imageshack.com
 
2013-12-12 12:07:15 PM  
www.fireandreamitchell.com
 
2013-12-12 12:07:25 PM  

wildcardjack: farking asshole of a javascript on that site that make it so a highlight allows for sharing the article but I can't farking rightclick to access my dropdown option.

NYpost joins my growing list of asshole websites not to be referred to.


Noscript is your friend. Or... mine, at least.

/one and only
 
gja
2013-12-12 12:08:30 PM  

Quinzy: n_City_Superhero: [benfranklinfollies.com image 485x684]

Martha Washington was a slammin' hottie.

Not when she was first laddie she wasn't.  Heck who knows maybe Barbara Bush was hot when she was 25.


i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-12-12 12:09:19 PM  

Bareefer Obonghit: [images.politico.com image 605x328]

[graphics8.nytimes.com image 600x330]

[www.biography.com image 402x402]

These make me moist.


Came for the Eleanor Roosevelt reference. Leaving satisfied.

/all 3 are total babes though
//hawt!
 
2013-12-12 12:12:03 PM  
That's why I scan my folder of Eleanor Roosevelt nudes with AVG first.
 
2013-12-12 12:15:07 PM  

Sock Ruh Tease: "Almost everybody who received the email took the bait," said a government source in Paris, saying that this included representatives from the Czech Republic, Portugal, Bulgaria, Hungary and Latvia.


i6.photobucket.com
 
2013-12-12 12:16:17 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: Martha Washington was a slammin' hottie.


Hey, that's my great-great-great-grandma!

/might have missed a "great"
 
2013-12-12 12:18:22 PM  

Xenomech: [www.fireandreamitchell.com image 264x300]


fire andrea mitchell dot com? jaysus. what farking wingnut site is that?
 
2013-12-12 12:21:43 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.comi.usatoday.netwww3.pictures.stylebistro.comimages.thehollywoodgossip.com

Yeah, there are plenty of pics of Michelle Obama looking less than utterly fabulous -- hey, she can't live every moment like she's on a fashion runway -- but when she turns on the awesome, she totally rocks the "Don't you wish your First Lady were HOT LIKE ME."


And look at this biatch, having fun on the beach and looking good in a swim suit like he owned the place.

www.whudat.com
 
2013-12-12 12:22:36 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org

Martha Jefferson


upload.wikimedia.org

Abigail Adams

I have some nudes, too, if anybody's interested...
 
2013-12-12 12:22:46 PM  
As far as I know, you are safe going to a webpage (unless you still use IE for some reason). But never, ever download anything.

As for famous nekked women; I got my FreeOnes account for that.
 
2013-12-12 12:23:56 PM  
For those too lazy:

NSFW
 
2013-12-12 12:27:46 PM  

technoblogical: [farm2.staticflickr.com image 377x500]
/unavailable for comment



I remember in the 70's, one magazine purported to have nudes of Jackie out by a pool, taken with a telephoto lens. Full frontal nudity, not just topless. Published them as such. Don't know if they turned out to be real, but they did exist.
 
2013-12-12 12:37:09 PM  

wildcardjack: farking asshole of a javascript on that site that make it so a highlight allows for sharing the article but I can't farking rightclick to access my dropdown option.

NYpost joins my growing list of asshole websites not to be referred to.


Take a screenshot and have Banksy stencil it onto your mother's ample posterior
 
2013-12-12 12:39:12 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: [benfranklinfollies.com image 485x684]

Martha Washington was a slammin' hottie.


Nice Adam's apple... I guess it saved GW a trip to Bangkok.
 
2013-12-12 12:42:12 PM  
FlashHarry:

Is Nicolas Cage morphed into the face there subtly? I keep seeing Hilary but also Nic Cage at the same time
 
2013-12-12 12:42:52 PM  

dabbletech: [i19.photobucket.com image 262x400]

Not gonna happen.  Nope.



Actually I think it did.

I recall a story a while back about Hillary taking part in a study at university which required all participants be photographed nude. I'm not about to google for it at work, but if you're intersted it should be easy enough to find.
 
2013-12-12 12:43:17 PM  
TheThingsIhaveToPutUpWith.zip
 
2013-12-12 12:43:54 PM  
s3.amazonaws.com

I would hit it like the gilded fist of an angry oligopolic god
 
2013-12-12 12:45:16 PM  
Dang it, I know I'm going to have to look at these when I'm not at work.  Jerks.
 
2013-12-12 12:46:42 PM  

StopLurkListen: Yeah, there are plenty of pics of Michelle Obama looking less than utterly fabulous -- hey, she can't live every moment like she's on a fashion runway -- but when she turns on the awesome, she totally rocks the "Don't you wish your First Lady were HOT LIKE ME."


And look at this biatch, having fun on the beach and looking good in a swim suit like he owned the place.


No way in hell would I let the president go into the goddamned ocean if I were secret service. How can he be protected there?
 
2013-12-12 12:49:13 PM  
With the red head fetish here I can't believe I'm not knee deep in images of the hottest first lady, Roslyn Carter
 
gja
2013-12-12 12:50:04 PM  

You'd turn it off when I was halfway across: dabbletech: [i19.photobucket.com image 262x400]

Not gonna happen.  Nope.


Actually I think it did.

I recall a story a while back about Hillary taking part in a study at university which required all participants be photographed nude. I'm not about to google for it at work, but if you're intersted it should be easy enough to find.


25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-12-12 12:50:04 PM  

FlashHarry: [img.fark.net image 500x694]


encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2013-12-12 12:50:27 PM  
hellogiggles.com
you'd need the STRONGEST MAN...


IN THE WORLD
 
2013-12-12 12:52:05 PM  

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: [s3.amazonaws.com image 250x380]

I would hit it like the gilded fist of an angry oligopolic god


Awesome band name right there, dude!

+1 for you!
 
2013-12-12 12:55:42 PM  
 
2013-12-12 12:58:52 PM  
i.imgur.com

Young Hillary was pretty nice.
 
2013-12-12 12:59:26 PM  

LewDux: NSFW


31.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-12-12 01:05:08 PM  

StopLurkListen: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 400x263][i.usatoday.net image 230x376][www3.pictures.stylebistro.com image 594x387][images.thehollywoodgossip.com image 620x608]

Yeah, there are plenty of pics of Michelle Obama looking less than utterly fabulous -- hey, she can't live every moment like she's on a fashion runway -- but when she turns on the awesome, she totally rocks the "Don't you wish your First Lady were HOT LIKE ME."


And look at this biatch, having fun on the beach and looking good in a swim suit like he owned the place.

[www.whudat.com image 440x346]


Michelle would tear any white politicians cock right off. Obama gets some points for handling that hot chocolate. 

Snapper Carr: [i.imgur.com image 400x250]

Young Hillary everybody was pretty nice.

 
2013-12-12 01:05:54 PM  

Snapper Carr: [i.imgur.com image 400x250]

Young Hillary was pretty nice.


Elbows too flexible.  Definitely way below my standards.
 
2013-12-12 01:09:02 PM  
Xenomech:

Monkey
 
2013-12-12 01:12:32 PM  

Gentoolive: Xenomech:

Monkey


Racist
 
2013-12-12 01:16:15 PM  

Snapper Carr: [i.imgur.com image 400x250]

Young Hillary was pretty nice.


www.glamour.com
withfriendship.com
graphics8.nytimes.com

Most of her pictures from around then are absurdly adorkable. Cute kid plus an unfortunate era in fashion. I mean, Gawd, she must have known this look was ridiculous even for the sixties. THOSE SHOES. THOSE STRIPES. Bah Gawd.That time when everyone had to have bangless hip-length hair ... boringest hair trend EVAR. Unflattering. Can't do anything with it.

wpc.556e.edgecastcdn.net

Even a few years later, a better haircut made her look younger than the long-hair look... (The pearls, though, yeesh. But hell, that era sucked to be a professional woman. You had to look womanly but not too 'home-wrecker' threatening, pretty but not too pretty. Women's "business suits", ha! ... truth be told women today still have to navigate the business fashion minefield in ways men never have to think about)

media3.policymic.com
 
2013-12-12 01:20:14 PM  
Without comenting, or posting the very NSFW picture-

http://prairiefirenews.com/tag/margret-trudeau-upskirt/
 
2013-12-12 01:23:47 PM  

ikonoqlast: Without comenting, or posting the very NSFW picture-

http://prairiefirenews.com/tag/margret-trudeau-upskirt/


And she's pictured on the back of every Canadian nickel!
 
2013-12-12 01:29:21 PM  

ikonoqlast: Without comenting, or posting the very NSFW picture-

http://prairiefirenews.com/tag/margret-trudeau-upskirt/


static.guim.co.uk
 
2013-12-12 01:31:06 PM  
Come on... Mary Todd Lincoln... let it be Mary Todd Lincoln, oh please,oh please, oh please...

Goddamnitsomuch!!!
 
2013-12-12 01:33:24 PM  
I thought that was a beaver?

Oh, right...
 
2013-12-12 01:38:41 PM  

Fark's Rating of the First Ladies


1. MILF

Michelle Obama
Laura Bush
Jacqueline Bouvier Kennedy

2. You know you'd hit it, you thing

Hillary Clinton

3. Maybe if drunk or stoned

Pat Nixon
Rosalind Carter
Betty Ford

4. It burns! It burns!

Nancy Reagan
Lady Byrd Johnson

5. The crime is its own punishment

Eleanor Roosevelt
Barbara Bush
Mrs. Truman


Well, I could go on but sometimes I have these premonitions and this one is a premonition of DOOOOOOM! So, let's just forget I posted anything, alright?

Coming soon: Rating the gay and bisexual Presidents. Don't swim in denial, crocodile. You know they are. All politicians are bisexual. Not all of them get laid.
 
2013-12-12 01:51:56 PM  
Has anyone seen the film starring Margaret T. and the Rolling Stones?
 
2013-12-12 02:13:20 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org

Frances (Folsom) Cleveland
 
gja
2013-12-12 02:17:25 PM  

lilbjorn: [upload.wikimedia.org image 220x279]

Frances (Folsom) Cleveland


firedaily.com

?no rly, y so srius looking?
 
2013-12-12 02:21:53 PM  

brantgoose: Fark's Rating of the First Ladies
MILF Laura Bush


www.pageonekentucky.com
 
2013-12-12 02:31:03 PM  

gja: technoblogical:[img.fark.net image 377x500]
/unavailable for comment

I hear she goes for the 'brainy' types.


Too soon dude, too soon.
 
2013-12-12 02:36:26 PM  
a young Jane Appleton Pierce.  The Emily Dickinson of First Ladies.
 
2013-12-12 02:46:20 PM  

garandman1a: technoblogical: [farm2.staticflickr.com image 377x500]
/unavailable for comment


I remember in the 70's, one magazine purported to have nudes of Jackie out by a pool, taken with a telephoto lens. Full frontal nudity, not just topless. Published them as such. Don't know if they turned out to be real, but they did exist.


They are real, and they are MAGNIFICENT!
 
gja
2013-12-12 03:57:07 PM  

BetterMetalSnake: gja: technoblogical:[img.fark.net image 377x500]
/unavailable for comment

I hear she goes for the 'brainy' types.

Too soon dude, too soon.


Special rule for public figure chics. Never too soon.

Also hot, almost a 1st lady

blogs.ajc.com

She went for the brainy types too.

/equal opportunity slighter, bro
 
2013-12-12 04:06:30 PM  

gja: BetterMetalSnake: gja: technoblogical:[img.fark.net image 377x500]
/unavailable for comment

I hear she goes for the 'brainy' types.

Too soon dude, too soon.

Special rule for public figure chics. Never too soon.

Also hot, almost a 1st lady

[blogs.ajc.com image 383x512]

She went for the brainy types too.

/equal opportunity slighter, bro


I was hoping shaming you would redeem me. I guess I am going to hell for laughing after all.
 
2013-12-12 04:15:51 PM  

Mouren: Cybersecurity is one of those sectors that is just going to get larger as governments figure out how important it is.
/definitely trying to get into it, if my body would stop trying to kill itself


That and the health industry. At least private sector is doing stuff about it.
 
2013-12-12 04:39:49 PM  
I would not mind a BIE
/EIP
 
2013-12-12 04:43:54 PM  

ghamphy: I would not mind a BIE
/EIP


This is what I expected to see after yesterday.
 
2013-12-12 04:44:12 PM  

xanadian: It's kind of comforting to know that even the intelligentsia are prone to Clicking The Link (tm).  Much like the more salt-of-the-earth ladies here at work.

/STOP CLICKING THE GODDAMN LINK


"The Intelligentsia" write reviews for the NYT Review of Books.  The political power elite are people proud of their lack of intellect, and conspicuously not too proud to perform analingus on the financial and corporate power elite.
 
2013-12-12 05:11:54 PM  
Got any nude pictures of Walter Brennan?

/not obscure
 
gja
2013-12-12 05:19:04 PM  

BolshyGreatYarblocks: xanadian: It's kind of comforting to know that even the intelligentsia are prone to Clicking The Link (tm).  Much like the more salt-of-the-earth ladies here at work.

/STOP CLICKING THE GODDAMN LINK

"The Intelligentsia" write reviews for the NYT Review of Books.  The political power elite are people proud of their lack of intellect, and conspicuously not too proud to perform analingus on the financial and corporate power elite.


nyobetabeat.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-12-12 08:12:50 PM  

lordjupiter: Snapper Carr: [i.imgur.com image 400x250]

Young Hillary was pretty nice.

Elbows too flexible.  Definitely way below my standards.


I chuckled, because my elbows bend the same way. It creeps out my fiancée when I bend them like that.
 
2013-12-12 10:50:09 PM  
A recent White Paper on Defence and National Security proclaimed cyber attacks as "one of the main threats to the national territory" and "made prevention and reaction to cyber attacks a major priority in the organisation of national security".

Not a cyber attack. Social engineering, yes.
 
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