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(NFL)   Matt Elam thoughts about Megatron: "Heh, not bad for an old timer". Megatron to Matt Elam: "I still function". One shall stand; one shall fall on Monday   (nfl.com) divider line 84
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2013-12-12 11:09:54 AM
Perfect.

EXACTLY what the Ravens should be doing just when it looks like we're going to make a season out of this, giving the resurgent Lions - and possibly the best WR ever to play, even - billboard material.

Especially the guy who fell down on two important plays last week (though it was snowing/snowy).

Especially a rookie.

// bold strategy, Cotton...
 
2013-12-12 11:12:28 AM
When you make Terrell Suggs look mature and respectful by comparison, you need to seriously work on your media skills.
 
2013-12-12 11:15:09 AM

Dr Dreidel: Perfect.

EXACTLY what the Ravens should be doing just when it looks like we're going to make a season out of this, giving the resurgent Lions - and possibly the best WR ever to play, even - billboard material.

Especially the guy who fell down on two important plays last week (though it was snowing/snowy).

Especially a rookie.

// bold strategy, Cotton...


God I love Pepper Brooks in that movie.

And I'm going to go out on a limb and predict Megatron gets 200 yards and 2 TDs, including one where he literally bowls over Matt Elam and goose-steps into the end zone.
 
2013-12-12 11:16:32 AM
28 is "pretty old" now? He's in the goddamn prime of his career! I mean, it all goes to shiat the minute you hit 30...
 
2013-12-12 11:17:56 AM
One shall stand. One shall fall.
 
2013-12-12 11:18:22 AM
Does that make Matt Elam Starscream?
 
2013-12-12 11:18:58 AM
I watch a hell of a lot of football, and I don't know who Matt Elam is.

Megatron is the greatest sports nickname of all time.

Conclusion: Matt Elam is the new Freddie Mitchell

/science
 
2013-12-12 11:19:55 AM

Serious Black: And I'm going to go out on a limb and predict Megatron gets 200 yards and 2 TDs, including one where he literally bowls over Matt Elam and goose-steps into the end zone.


He's going to have to turn around and wait for a couple seconds if he wants to bowl Elam over.
 
2013-12-12 11:20:07 AM

EyeballKid: Does that make Matt Elam Starscream?


Starscream is annoying as FARK. That has to be Jim Schwartz.
 
2013-12-12 11:25:11 AM

Orgasmatron138: EyeballKid: Does that make Matt Elam Starscream?

Starscream is annoying as FARK. That has to be Jim Schwartz.


Harbaugh?

Also, I took it as a joke or a little trash talk. Then again I don't know elam's sense of humor.

/thought they meant Jason Elam
//THAT would have been funny
 
2013-12-12 11:25:41 AM
Soundwave superior. Ravens inferior.
 
2013-12-12 11:31:07 AM
He has his own action figure.  Your argument is invalid.
a.espncdn.com
 
2013-12-12 11:34:25 AM

Dinobot: Soundwave superior. Ravens inferior.


I wasn't expecting such a verbose response, given your name.
 
2013-12-12 11:37:02 AM
Matt Elam calls Megatron an "Old Timer." Megatron calls Matt Elam, "Matt Elam."
 
2013-12-12 11:42:35 AM

Serious Black: And I'm going to go out on a limb and predict Megatron gets 200 yards and 2 TDs, including one where he literally bowls over Matt Elam and goose-steps into the end zone.


Considering that's where they set the over/under every week you're not really "going out on a limb", you're "standing under a tree with a glass of iced tea".
 
2013-12-12 11:45:01 AM

EyeballKid: Dinobot: Soundwave superior. Ravens inferior.

I wasn't expecting such a verbose response, given your name.


Quiet you, or I'll just start quoting Shakespeare then

/the rest is just silence
 
2013-12-12 11:47:22 AM
The Ravens had a good chance.  Until Elam offended the football gods that is.   I'm going to go ahead and call Elam's rookie season 'disappointing' now.    He has not lived up to his highlight reel.    That Vikings highlight where he falls down in the snow and flails around like a child on ice--not good.
 
2013-12-12 11:48:24 AM

Orgasmatron138: EyeballKid: Does that make Matt Elam Starscream?

Starscream is annoying as FARK. That has to be Jim Schwartz.


YOU'VE FAILED THE TEAM FOR THE LAST TIME STARSCREAM
 
2013-12-12 11:49:08 AM
Also, when October games in Baltimore are too cold--(yes he said that), you may not be as tough as expected.
 
2013-12-12 11:51:45 AM

AntonChigger: Orgasmatron138: EyeballKid: Does that make Matt Elam Starscream?

Starscream is annoying as FARK. That has to be Jim Schwartz.

YOU'VE FAILED THE TEAM FOR THE LAST TIME STARSCREAM


Suh and Farley are bruticus and menasor then?
 
2013-12-12 11:53:54 AM
It will be funny when Elam is out of the league and Megatron is still a pro bowler.
 
2013-12-12 11:58:05 AM
Starscream was Titus Young. He wanted the ball all the time and when he couldn't get it, undermined the team.  He was then disposed of for his treachery.
 
2013-12-12 11:58:35 AM

great_tigers: It will be funny when Elam is out of the league and Megatron is still a pro bowler.


AND a football player? Damn, that guy is talented!
 
2013-12-12 12:03:33 PM
Megatron just should have said "Matt who?"
 
2013-12-12 12:05:00 PM

Dinobot: Soundwave superior. Ravens inferior.


Who are you calling inferior u uncharismatic bore?

/jk
//ravens suck
///all hail galvatron!
 
2013-12-12 12:05:17 PM
I hope Elam shuts down Johnso...

I can't even type that sentence out.

/really hope the Lions lose; my team needs the help
 
2013-12-12 12:05:37 PM

Dinobot: AntonChigger: Orgasmatron138: EyeballKid: Does that make Matt Elam Starscream?

Starscream is annoying as FARK. That has to be Jim Schwartz.

YOU'VE FAILED THE TEAM FOR THE LAST TIME STARSCREAM

Suh and Farley are bruticus and menasor then?


The Ravens should rename themselves the Laserbeaks.
 
2013-12-12 12:07:04 PM

homarjr: I watch a hell of a lot of football, and I don't know who Matt Elam is.

Megatron is the greatest sports nickname of all time.

Conclusion: Matt Elam is the new Freddie Mitchell

/science


The only reason I know anything about him is because local sports radio was all over his jock when he was still in high school. Then he went to UF and they were still sniffing.

This is the first time I've heard his name in two years.
 
2013-12-12 12:07:43 PM

Earthen: Starscream was Titus Young. He wanted the ball all the time and when he couldn't get it, undermined the team.  He was then disposed of for his treachery.


HAH, don't know how I didn't see this before. Nice.
 
2013-12-12 12:13:11 PM
Hmmm....continuing the Lions/Decepticons comparasson....

Matt Stafford is Shockwave: a generally useful, sometimes compitant 'yes man' for Megatron
 
2013-12-12 12:16:18 PM

Earthen: Starscream was Titus Young. He wanted the ball all the time and when he couldn't get it, undermined the team.  He was then disposed of for his treachery.


I knew he was off the team, but I didn't really know why. That dude needs some help. Maybe he should talk to Brandon Marshall. He has too much talent to waste with a bad attitude and/or mental disorder.
 
2013-12-12 12:17:05 PM
AT&T Stadium is definitely Unicron.

/2012 RG3 is movie Rodimus Prime
//2013 was post Five Faces Of Darkness Rodimus
//Which makes the Atlanta game Dark Awakening
 
2013-12-12 12:20:52 PM

RoyFokker'sGhost: Hmmm....continuing the Lions/Decepticons comparasson....

Matt Stafford is Shockwave: a generally useful, sometimes compitant 'yes man' for Megatron


So Reggie Bush is astrotrain?
 
2013-12-12 12:21:38 PM
Such heroic nonsense...

tfwiki.net

\ Bah-weep-Graaaaagnah wheep ni ni bong to you, Subby. :-)
 
2013-12-12 12:23:49 PM

EyeballKid: Does that make Matt Elam Starscream?


Optimus Prime (Ray Lewis) died (retired) but he passed on the Matrix of Leadership to Ultra Magnus (Terrell Suggs).  Hot Rod (Matt Elam) is the young upstart who still makes mistakes, but will hopefully rise up to be the Rodimus Prime the Autobots (Ravens) will need in the future.


Terrell Suggs: Megatron must be stopped
Megatron: Suggs!
Suggs:  One shall stand; one shall fall
Megatron:  Why throw away the ball so recklessly
Suggs: That's a question you should ask Matt Stafford Megatron
Megatron: I'll run by you with my bare hands.

Later:
Matt Elam:  Heh, not bad for an old timer.
Ray Lewis: Old Timer? That's something you'll never be, if you don't get back to the playing field
 
2013-12-12 12:30:55 PM
Then who is Gloop and Gleep?
 
2013-12-12 12:33:42 PM

degenerate-afro: EyeballKid: Does that make Matt Elam Starscream?

Optimus Prime (Ray Lewis) died (retired) but he passed on the Matrix of Leadership to Ultra Magnus (Terrell Suggs).  Hot Rod (Matt Elam) is the young upstart who still makes mistakes, but will hopefully rise up to be the Rodimus Prime the Autobots (Ravens) will need in the future.


Terrell Suggs: Megatron must be stopped
Megatron: Suggs!
Suggs:  One shall stand; one shall fall
Megatron:  Why throw away the ball so recklessly
Suggs: That's a question you should ask Matt Stafford Megatron
Megatron: I'll run by you with my bare hands.

Later:
Matt Elam:  Heh, not bad for an old timer.
Ray Lewis: Old Timer? That's something you'll never be, if you don't get back to the playing field


Damn dude. Dare to be stupid.
/Nice.
 
2013-12-12 12:33:48 PM
Now I'm imagining George Halas and Vince Lombardi as two of the Quintesson heads.
 
2013-12-12 12:34:05 PM
Am I the only one who confused this Elam for the former NFL kicker of the same last name? I just spent five minutes wondering why the fark a retired placekicker saying anything about Megatron would be particulary newsworthy.
 
2013-12-12 12:40:11 PM

2wolves: Then who is Gloop and Gleep?


The Herculoids are the 49ers.
Gloop and Gleep are Harbaugh and Kaepernick,
Zok is Eric Reid
Igoo is Anquan Boldin
Tundro is Frank Gore

and of course Colt McCoy is Tara.
 
2013-12-12 12:40:28 PM
The folly of youth.
 
2013-12-12 12:43:03 PM

fatalvenom: homarjr: I watch a hell of a lot of football, and I don't know who Matt Elam is.

Megatron is the greatest sports nickname of all time.

Conclusion: Matt Elam is the new Freddie Mitchell

/science

The only reason I know anything about him is because local sports radio was all over his jock when he was still in high school. Then he went to UF and they were still sniffing.

This is the first time I've heard his name in two years.


Ah, us Canadians don't really follow NCAA football as much as you guys, let alone high school. If he didn't play for the Dillon Panthers, I don't really care.
 
2013-12-12 12:43:28 PM
He has all of 2 passes defended for the season. I'd say shut the eff up unless you want to put up another goose egg there
 
2013-12-12 12:46:18 PM

Captain Steroid: Such heroic nonsense...



\ Bah-weep-Graaaaagnah wheep ni ni bong to you, Subby. :-)


They can make thousand more crappy live action transformers flicks and none will ever scar me more than this scene right here. Decepticons just trashed the fark out of so many great autobots. I might still be in shock 27 yrs later lol.
 
2013-12-12 12:49:09 PM
This is bad comedy
 
2013-12-12 12:50:47 PM
The best part? Johnson wont say a word about it, and if asked by media will be polite and defer and not make a big deal out of it, cause that's how he is. Instead he will come out on Monday and make Elam look a fool.
 
2013-12-12 12:55:23 PM

I am Mayhem: The best part? Johnson wont say a word about it, and if asked by media will be polite and defer and not make a big deal out of it, cause that's how he is. Instead he will come out on Monday and make Elam look a fool.


A couple years back when I first heard CJ talk, I have to admit I was a little disappointed. He's a gentleman, for sure.

Part of me was hoping that he was straight out of the hood, kind of like Steve Smith.

I don't know if that's racist, nor do I care, but it's far less entertaining this way.

/Love Megatron either way, what a talent
 
2013-12-12 01:00:51 PM

I am Mayhem: The best part? Johnson wont say a word about it, and if asked by media will be polite and defer and not make a big deal out of it, cause that's how he is. Instead he will come out on Monday and make Elam look a fool.


Elam isn't a corner, so it will probably be Lardarius Webb or Jimmy Smith covering him.
 
2013-12-12 01:01:12 PM

2wolves: Then who is Gloop and Gleep?


Are those the two minstrelbots from Transplosions 2 (or 3)?

// for reasons of good taste, those two are considered evermore to have zero relation - even metaphorical - to any persons living, dead, or NFL
 
2013-12-12 01:06:48 PM

homarjr: I watch a hell of a lot of football, and I don't know who Matt Elam is.

Megatron is the greatest sports nickname of all time.

Conclusion: Matt Elam is the new Freddie Mitchell

/science


I prefer "Sweetness" still.
 
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