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(Tampa Bay Online)   How to get suspended from your job: If you're a 911 operator and someone calls to report a sexual encounter with a cop, just start chuckling   (tbo.com) divider line 47
    More: Florida, Lakeland, Human sexual activity, professional services, communications center, Police Chief Lisa Womack, disciplines  
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2013-12-12 10:34:12 AM
Dispatcher != 911 operator
 
2013-12-12 10:35:29 AM
The 0 comments reminds me of a day when we had to filter the boobies because people thought it was cool to make sure everyone knew they were first.
 
2013-12-12 10:39:00 AM
Boobies
 
2013-12-12 10:39:33 AM
Florida tag taking its Christmas holidays early?
 
2013-12-12 10:41:36 AM

Lord_Baull: The 0 comments reminds me of a day when we had to filter the boobies because people thought it was cool to make sure everyone knew they were first.


Looks like the filters are still active.... wouldn't be Fark without them.

I've been hit with that one one or twice when referencing an original post earlier in the conversation. Always amusing.
 
2013-12-12 10:41:57 AM
content7.flixster.com
 
2013-12-12 10:49:06 AM
Officials said the allegations were not part of the ongoing sexual misconduct scandal that has plagued the department.

Heh, nice.
 
2013-12-12 10:51:55 AM

wingedkat: Lord_Baull: The 0 comments reminds me of a day when we had to filter the boobies because people thought it was cool to make sure everyone knew they were first.

Looks like the filters are still active.... wouldn't be Fark without them.

I've been hit with that one one or twice when referencing an original post earlier in the conversation. Always amusing.



No, I deliberately said "boobies."
 
2013-12-12 10:55:36 AM

namegoeshere: Officials said the allegations were not part of the ongoing sexual misconduct scandal that has plagued the department.

Heh, nice.


It's the same place as the "shake your boobs" traffic stops.
 
2013-12-12 11:03:20 AM
"I'M BEING SEXUALLY ASSAULTED BY A COP!"

"heheheheheh"

"Three days off with pay!"

The only thing more useless than calling a cop is calling a cop on a cop.
 
2013-12-12 11:11:30 AM
What is most alarming is that these people still have their jobs.   And I'm sure the arrested cop still has their pension and benefits for life.

/Fire 'em all -- they'd be called accessories to the crime if they were in the private sector
 
2013-12-12 11:15:54 AM

Lord_Baull: wingedkat: Lord_Baull: The 0 comments reminds me of a day when we had to filter the boobies because people thought it was cool to make sure everyone knew they were first.

Looks like the filters are still active.... wouldn't be Fark without them.

I've been hit with that one one or twice when referencing an original post earlier in the conversation. Always amusing.


No, I deliberately said "boobies."


the Boobies filter still works it just doesn't send your post to the bottom anymore.
 
2013-12-12 11:17:52 AM
FTA: Doug Brown, who was sergeant for a week at the time.

If this is some sort of special award, they might want discontinue it...
 
2013-12-12 11:18:12 AM
Cops like to fark too.
 
2013-12-12 11:19:52 AM
I'm thinking some people need to be :

sidneyrigdon.com
 
2013-12-12 11:26:50 AM
the copy wasn't farking, he was performing a body cavity search... with his penis. Now move along citizen, least you be next.
 
2013-12-12 11:35:46 AM

megarian: Boobies


please.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-12-12 11:47:54 AM

megarian: Boobies


I demand proof. EIP.
 
2013-12-12 11:48:14 AM

Kit Fister: megarian: Boobies

please.


( • ) ( • )
 
2013-12-12 11:55:00 AM

megarian: Kit Fister: megarian: Boobies

please.

( • ) ( • )


ORLY?
 
2013-12-12 12:13:29 PM

megarian: Kit Fister: megarian: Boobies

please.

( • ) ( • )


\o/
 
2013-12-12 12:16:36 PM

megarian: Boobies


images.mudfooted.com
 
2013-12-12 12:17:17 PM

bunner: "I'M BEING SEXUALLY ASSAULTED BY A COP!"

"heheheheheh"

"Three days off with pay!"

The only thing more useless than calling a cop is calling a cop on a cop.


oh yeah. You should take the law into your own hands. That's a much more rational solution.

Or just stay silent. Because, she probably made it up anyway because all women lie, right LaMoE?
This was a stupid comment you just posted.
 
2013-12-12 12:33:34 PM

hardinparamedic: bunner: "I'M BEING SEXUALLY ASSAULTED BY A COP!"

"heheheheheh"

"Three days off with pay!"

The only thing more useless than calling a cop is calling a cop on a cop.

oh yeah. You should take the law into your own hands. That's a much more rational solution.

Or just stay silent. Because, she probably made it up anyway because all women lie, right LaMoE?
-----This was a stupid comment you just posted.-------


Is this some sort of irony or self deprecating humor?  I don't get it.
 
2013-12-12 12:42:58 PM
Take the law into your own hands?  How about the law learns to skip the rapist thug bully crap and keep the law's hands off of people minding their own business?  This is the law?  This jagoff clown show prick is the law?  This janky little motherf*cker is the LAW?  You gotta get new kneepads, HP.  These are worn through.
 
2013-12-12 12:45:08 PM

Kit Fister: megarian: Boobies

please.


YGM

(Don't get excited. It's not boobies.)
 
2013-12-12 12:46:28 PM

Lanadapter: megarian: Boobies

[images.mudfooted.com image 300x450]


Goofy little buggers, ain't they?  :  ) They always look like they're late for something.
 
2013-12-12 01:00:00 PM

bunner: Take the law into your own hands?  How about the law learns to skip the rapist thug bully crap and keep the law's hands off of people minding their own business?  This is the law?  This jagoff clown show prick is the law?  This janky little motherf*cker is the LAW?  You gotta get new kneepads, HP.  These are worn through.


Oh yeah. That's rich from an internet toughguy who fashions himself as the next Bernie Getz. Totally rational and balanced.

Keep farkin' that chicken, bro.
 
2013-12-12 01:01:50 PM
bunner: And furthermore.

For the record, you just told a sexual assault victim she was an idiot for reporting her violation to the police, and telling her to take the law into her own hands.

I'm not defending them in the least, so tone down the derp rhetoric, ITG brah.
 
2013-12-12 01:02:28 PM
"Did he cop a feel?  Get it?  Ahahahaha, I kill me!"
 
2013-12-12 01:13:32 PM

Kit Fister: megarian: Kit Fister: megarian: Boobies

please.

( • ) ( • )

\o/


You should have been here the other day when she was throwing her vag everywhere.
 
2013-12-12 02:13:08 PM

hardinparamedic: For the record, you just told a sexual assault victim she was an idiot for reporting her violation to the police, and telling her to take the law into her own hands.

I'm not defending them in the least, so tone down the derp rhetoric, ITG brah.


Does the moron make the clichè or does the clichè make the moron?  Everybody knows why you come here, "brah".  ITG?  Are there no new internet approved, useless assumptions to keep your strawmen warm?  You are a foolish little boot licker of a man and I wish you'd stop pestering me now.  Thank you.
 
2013-12-12 02:30:31 PM

bunner: Does the moron make the clichè or does the clichè make the moron?  Everybody knows why you come here, "brah".  ITG?  Are there no new internet approved, useless assumptions to keep your strawmen warm?  You are a foolish little boot licker of a man and I wish you'd stop pestering me now.  Thank you.


Again. You told a victim of sexual assault she was an idiot for reporting it.

Insult me all you want, bunner. It really doesn't matter. You told a victim of sexual assault she should either stay silent or take the law into her own hands. You're a terrible person for this, especially in an age where the majority of sex crimes go unreported.
 
2013-12-12 02:36:12 PM

hardinparamedic: You told a victim of sexual assault she should either stay silent or take the law into her own hands.


You can't read.  Try shutting the projector off and see if it's more legible when you're off of you're high horse.   :  )

hardinparamedic:
You're a terrible person

No, you're an arrogant joke whose entire sense of self worth comes from hanging out with cops and kissing their asses rosy.  And then posting here.

Make your next piously asserted grade school insult a good one because it's for your Fans©.  I wont see it.  I only clicked the ignored users radio button because I was bored.  So far, it hasn't alleviated the boredom but has managed to make me rest assured in my tastes.
 
2013-12-12 02:40:34 PM
Speaking of terrible persons, how about the cop using his badge as a rape pass and the smirky cow who laughed in her face when she reported it.  Cause, you know, things only work if they actually work and putting a coat of high gloss hypocrisy on them doesn't make them holy.  Do it?
 
2013-12-12 02:41:02 PM

bunner: No, you're an arrogant joke whose entire sense of self worth comes from hanging out with cops and kissing their asses rosy.  And then posting here.


static.ddmcdn.com

bunner: I wont see it


Then nothing of value will be lost by my next action.
 
2013-12-12 02:44:20 PM

bunner: Speaking of terrible persons, how about the cop using his badge as a rape pass and the smirky cow who laughed in her face when she reported it.  Cause, you know, things only work if they actually work and putting a coat of high gloss hypocrisy on them doesn't make them holy.  Do it?


He should be strung up and shot, just like any other rapist.

Do you honestly think the fact that he has a badge should change that fact, moron? Christ. How many strawmen do you need to build to villify people who call you out for being an idiot in a thread.

But yeah. Ignore me and all. ^_^
 
2013-12-12 03:36:59 PM
This guy brought the Boobies to North America...

s13.postimg.org

http://about.usps.com/publications/pub100/pub100_007.htm
 
2013-12-12 03:38:40 PM
The incident was logged as "Assault with a friendly weapon."
 
2013-12-12 04:11:34 PM

LumberJack: Dispatcher != 911 operator


Except for 911 calls in areas with smaller towns and cities where dialing 911 actually goes directly to the county sheriff's dispatch office you're totally right.
 
2013-12-12 04:55:45 PM
If it was an MP, presumably we'd never have heard this story.
 
2013-12-12 04:59:38 PM

bunner: Take the law into your own hands?  How about the law learns to skip the rapist thug bully crap and keep the law's hands off of people minding their own business?  This is the law?  This jagoff clown show prick is the law?  This janky little motherf*cker is the LAW?  You gotta get new kneepads, HP.  These are worn through.


Hey, the guy's name is Pagan.  In Latin America, rape is a job perk for cops.

/Not that S. Florida isn't Latin America
 
2013-12-12 05:01:23 PM
As the user with the Boobies, I wonder if it also still changes the time stamp of anything you mention the Boobies with...
 
2013-12-12 05:02:15 PM
Nope. Didn't that filter used to bump the timestamp back, like, 12 hours or something?
 
2013-12-12 05:09:17 PM

BolshyGreatYarblocks: If it was an MP, presumably we'd never have heard this story.


And the victim would be in Leavenworth for reporting it.
 
2013-12-12 07:38:29 PM
Nice job diminishing the seriousness of the crime by terming a sexual assault as a "sexual encounter", subby.
 
2013-12-13 12:31:11 AM
What can we say?  Rape is the only way they can get laid.
 
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