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(Louisiana Radio Network)   Woman in sleepy southern town fashions Christmas lights into a human hand flipping the bird for the second year in a row. Why, yes, the ACLU got involved, why do you ask?   (louisianaradionetwork.com) divider line 76
    More: Amusing, Christmas lights, ACLU, college town, Spring Home, Denham Springs  
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2013-12-12 10:31:20 AM
I wish I had thought of that.
 
2013-12-12 10:32:46 AM
Sympathizes:

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2013-12-12 10:33:21 AM
fark you, I'm an attention whore!
 
2013-12-12 10:33:50 AM
Eh, while I support her right to display giant glowing middle fingers on her roof, I don't see how this helps the situation with her neighbor.
 
2013-12-12 10:33:54 AM

wxboy: Sympathizes:


maybe they can marry?
 
2013-12-12 10:35:23 AM
Between the two of them this sounds like a wonderful neighborhood to live in.
 
2013-12-12 10:36:37 AM
Well dont give her attention then. Maybe she will get bored and stop, but going to the press will just feed into her.
 
2013-12-12 10:37:07 AM
"She can accuse me of getting up there and cutting her lights down all she wants but that's definitely not the case. I didn't climb my ass on no roof and cut her lights down," Weldon said.

I only hope this is an a fully accurate quote.
 
2013-12-12 10:37:26 AM
She has a calm and reasoned approach to conflict resolution.
 
2013-12-12 10:37:26 AM
House is empty? Burn it the fark down, that will show that biatch.
 
2013-12-12 10:40:27 AM

Need a Dispenser Here: fark you, I'm an attention whore!


As opposed to the farkwads who will string a couple miles of lights, set out a small battalion of glowing reindeer/Santas/snowmen/Baby Jesusii, and throw in a couple of bouncy castle snowglobes for garnish?  The guys who blind the ISS from the ground? This is almost the definition of not-attention whore
 
2013-12-12 10:43:36 AM
Sometimes everyone involved is an asshole.
 
2013-12-12 10:43:36 AM

wxboy: Sympathizes:

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Heh..is that real, or 'shopped?

Because it's kind of awesomely dickish...
 
2013-12-12 10:44:06 AM
"And she's putting another finger on the roof? Are you serious? She's only coming over here to antagonize me and bring up old sh*t," says Weldon. "She just wants attention. That's all this is about."


First world problems. If the worst thing going on in your life is a display of Xmas lights on a neighbors roof...you're not living life to the fullest. Act like it's a cactus and keep it moving. And if you're really worried about the attention she receives, in the immortal words of The Simpsons...

/just don't look
 
2013-12-12 10:46:32 AM
It's one thing to express your disdain for a neighbor when you live there, but once you move away, what's the point? You're just being an ass after that. There is no need to perpetuate a feud any longer. It sounds like she's a legitimate biatch.
 
2013-12-12 10:46:59 AM

PunGent: wxboy: Sympathizes:

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Heh..is that real, or 'shopped?

Because it's kind of awesomely dickish...


It's real.  It even made Fark last month.
 
2013-12-12 10:47:32 AM
Man someday I'm going to get a  house with a front yard big enough to put up my stations of the Santa display. All 12 stations of the Santa.
 
2013-12-12 10:47:42 AM
Denham Springs, of course. Not quite Baton Rouge, but you can smell it from there.

Last year they called the police on ms. bluehair and she took it down.

theadvocate.com
http://theadvocate.com/home/4532114-125/woman-removes-lighted-finger -o ff
 
2013-12-12 10:53:07 AM
No pictures? How am I supposed to determine who's at fault?
 
2013-12-12 10:53:49 AM
If the town sleeps so much how did they notice?
 
2013-12-12 10:55:57 AM
Weldon accuses Childs of putting the lights up on the roof of her Starlite Drive home for the attention

nicolascage.tga
 
2013-12-12 10:56:40 AM
And she's still slandering me all over Facebook."

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2013-12-12 10:58:02 AM

wxboy: Sympathizes:

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art for art's sake?
 
2013-12-12 10:58:19 AM
"You know lots of people just resort to violence," says Childs.

While some others just resort to attention whoring in the hopes of inspiring people to do so.  Next IRL troll, please.
 
2013-12-12 10:58:56 AM

Slaves2Darkness: Man someday I'm going to get a  house with a front yard big enough to put up my stations of the Santa display. All 12 stations of the Santa.


1.  Reconnasaince
2.  Naughty / Nice List - First Check
3.  "Encouraging" the elves to work harder
4.  Checking in on the hawt chicks - cause Santa can see them too
5.  F***ing paperwork
6.  Sitting in a department store, listening to brats, getting pee on the work slacks
7.  Naughty / Nice List - Second Check
8.  Prepping the sleigh
9.  "Prepping" the reindeer
10. Preflight
11. Delivering gifts to all the good boys and girls
12. Post flight:  Remorse and drinking.  Lots of drinking
 
2013-12-12 11:00:16 AM

phalamir: Need a Dispenser Here: fark you, I'm an attention whore!

As opposed to the farkwads who will string a couple miles of lights, set out a small battalion of glowing reindeer/Santas/snowmen/Baby Jesusii, and throw in a couple of bouncy castle snowglobes for garnish?  The guys who blind the ISS from the ground? This is almost the definition of not-attention whore


I never mentioned the people with Laser Floyd shows on their lawns. Sure, they can be excessive. That said, you're going to tell me that someone decorating their home with a bunch of festive crap is in the same league as some spiteful douche putting up a vulgar symbol because she can't resolve issues with her neighbor like an adult? Bullshiat.
 
2013-12-12 11:03:17 AM
Hahaha, I like this lady.

Fark handle?
 
2013-12-12 11:05:10 AM

Need a Dispenser Here: phalamir: Need a Dispenser Here: fark you, I'm an attention whore!

As opposed to the farkwads who will string a couple miles of lights, set out a small battalion of glowing reindeer/Santas/snowmen/Baby Jesusii, and throw in a couple of bouncy castle snowglobes for garnish?  The guys who blind the ISS from the ground? This is almost the definition of not-attention whore

I never mentioned the people with Laser Floyd shows on their lawns. Sure, they can be excessive. That said, you're going to tell me that someone decorating their home with a bunch of festive crap is in the same league as some spiteful douche putting up a vulgar symbol because she can't resolve issues with her neighbor like an adult? Bullshiat.


Yes.  Because the entire point of those displays is to compete with, and then denigrate their neighbors for not being as absurdly overboard.  'Oh, you only put up 6 glowing Nativity scenes, and 4 miles of lights?  So sorry to hear you hate Christmas".  She, at least, is being honest and forthright about what she is doing - and not sending the local power company into a tizzy trying to deal with the load increase.
 
2013-12-12 11:07:04 AM
Ah, Denham Springs. Nothing like a little small town rage/ego in the morning.
 
2013-12-12 11:09:11 AM
"She's crazy! She thinks she's going to get famous from all of this crap," Weldon said.

She is, she has, and you aren't helping, so STFU!
 
2013-12-12 11:09:22 AM

Need a Dispenser Here: fark you, I'm an attention whore!


i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-12-12 11:10:00 AM

phalamir: She, at least, is being honest and forthright about what she is doing - and not sending the local power company into a tizzy trying to deal with the load increase.


I, for one, and deeply moved.  Hell, she can come over and fart on my wing chair.
 
2013-12-12 11:10:38 AM
See, her neighbors are sitting there biatching and complaining that this lady just wants attention, but what do they think they're giving her when they call in the media to hear their lamentations?
 
2013-12-12 11:12:09 AM
chuckle...snort....chortle....guffaw.
 
2013-12-12 11:13:27 AM

DROxINxTHExWIND: First world problems.


That's pushing it. Based on her language, photo, location, and other little clues, I'd deem her a Second world citizen.
 
2013-12-12 11:16:47 AM
Oh no! People are offended!

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2013-12-12 11:19:02 AM
The article states that the woman no longer lives in the house (which is currently vacant) and that the house is "half hers".  Sounds like maybe she got divorced?  How could someone leave a gem of a gal like that?
 
2013-12-12 11:21:29 AM

Musikslayer: DROxINxTHExWIND: First world problems.

That's pushing it. Based on her language, photo, location, and other little clues, I'd deem her a Second world citizen.


She looks like the majority of the chest tatted, dyed hair, bipolar, transgender ed, single mother, sometimes obese, farkettes who claim to know everything about motherhood, cooking, sex, and psychology, and god forbid you tell them any different because they are fine when they are on their meds and they are each unique snowflakes because they all look alike.
 
2013-12-12 11:25:30 AM

dabbletech: Need a Dispenser Here: fark you, I'm an attention whore!


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I knew I'd seen her before...

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2013-12-12 11:38:29 AM
Is it okay for me to hate pretty much everyone in this story?
 
2013-12-12 11:45:52 AM

SirEattonHogg: Is it okay for me to hate pretty much everyone in this story?



Not only is it ok, we actually proactively encourage that kind of thing around here... indiscriminately.
 
2013-12-12 11:48:05 AM
Seriously.  Both these women need a good slap to the face...with a tazer.
 
2013-12-12 11:57:51 AM
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2013-12-12 11:58:12 AM

I didn't climb my ass on no roof

 
2013-12-12 12:14:56 PM
It's awesome when adults act like children.
 
2013-12-12 12:22:44 PM
Ladies you are both too old for this kind of shiat.
 
2013-12-12 12:24:07 PM
While I have no problem with the woman's roof-top display, they both sound like a couple of childish assholes.

Or just, you know, assholes. That reference to "slandering me on Facebook."  LOL.

There's a really easy way to avoid reading "slander" on Facebook. And it doesn't involve climbing on your roof to install a "fark you" light display.
 
2013-12-12 12:28:36 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: Sometimes everyone involved is an asshole.


*ding*

(although I agree she can arrange her lights in whatever petty stupid fashion she wants just like every other idiot on the block)
 
2013-12-12 12:33:36 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: Sometimes everyone involved is an asshole.


Sometimes?

You are very, very kind.
 
2013-12-12 12:33:52 PM

peterthx: dabbletech: Need a Dispenser Here: fark you, I'm an attention whore!



I knew I'd seen her before...


Nice...
 
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