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(E! Online)   From the Department of Redundancy Department: Paul Walker's remains will be cremated   (eonline.com) divider line 45
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2013-12-12 11:00:09 AM
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2013-12-12 11:04:46 AM
2 Fast 2 Soon?
 
2013-12-12 11:14:23 AM
i299.photobucket.com

Already knows and anxiously awaits.
 
2013-12-12 11:55:33 AM
Talk about adding insult to injury...
 
2013-12-12 12:10:24 PM
Can another, bigger celebrity just die already?
 
2013-12-12 12:14:02 PM
The family should get a discount on the cost.
 
2013-12-12 12:16:56 PM

Buttknuckle: Can another, bigger celebrity just die already?


mandella did...yet it wasn't enough to overshadow mr varsity "2fast" blues
 
2013-12-12 12:20:13 PM
Uh, I think they mean reheated.....
 
2013-12-12 12:24:12 PM
Sorry to have to put thought and typing into this ... but just maybe car fires aren't thorough enough?

I hate you for inspiring this entire effort.
 
2013-12-12 12:25:17 PM
Well, I'm going to hell for laughing at that.

/Although if I didn't laugh at that there's still a long list of things I'll be going to hell for
//Thank God I don't believe in hell
///Or god
 
2013-12-12 12:30:38 PM

bungle_jr: Buttknuckle: Can another, bigger celebrity just die already?

mandella did...yet it wasn't enough to overshadow mr varsity "2fast" blues


Well Mandela was pretty cute but he didn't have PW's hot bod.
 
2013-12-12 12:38:13 PM
I can count to twice-baked potato!
 
2013-12-12 12:38:30 PM

bungle_jr: Buttknuckle: Can another, bigger celebrity just die already?

mandella did...yet it wasn't enough to overshadow mr varsity "2fast" blues


Crazy how people don't get worked up when a 137 year old person does, isn't it?
 
2013-12-12 12:52:04 PM
Is he still dead?
 
2013-12-12 01:00:29 PM

beantowndog: Is he still dead?


Just as "still dead" as Generalissimo Francisco Franco.
 
2013-12-12 01:02:55 PM
Well, an open casket would probably inflame a lot of people. You could get Jess Ross to emcee, but that would be some black humor for sure.
 
2013-12-12 01:06:07 PM

bopis: Well Mandela was pretty cute but he didn't have PW's hot bod.


www.gifsforum.com
 
2013-12-12 01:12:36 PM

bopis: bungle_jr: Buttknuckle: Can another, bigger celebrity just die already?

mandella did...yet it wasn't enough to overshadow mr varsity "2fast" blues

Well Mandela was pretty cute but he didn't have PW's hot bod.


What you did there, I see it.

/and I laughed
//going to Hell
 
2013-12-12 01:19:38 PM
Will they get a half-off discount?
 
2013-12-12 01:21:10 PM
From the Department of Redundancy Department: Paul Walker's remains will be cremated
 
2013-12-12 01:21:16 PM

chevydeuce: Will they get a half-off discount?


Came here to say this, leaving satisfied.
 
2013-12-12 01:26:49 PM
If anyone's urned the right, it's Mr. Walker....
 
2013-12-12 01:32:50 PM
Another Half Baked Idea . . .
 
2013-12-12 01:34:33 PM
In b4 the haterz, in honor of Sam Cooke's deathiversary  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1h-dVh9Z_U
 
2013-12-12 01:47:13 PM
will be have been
 
2013-12-12 02:03:48 PM

jlawn001: From the Department of Redundancy Department: Paul Walker's remains will be cremated

 
2013-12-12 02:08:20 PM
He just quit smoking.
 
2013-12-12 02:18:41 PM

dryknife: He just quit smoking.


nice......
 
2013-12-12 02:37:11 PM
Who?
 
2013-12-12 02:53:55 PM
I can't wait to hear where they spread his ashes, maybe we can get another news article on what color urn they used too.

For fark sake, do we really need 3-5 articles every day on this guy? He wasn't even that big of a celebrity.
 
2013-12-12 03:16:58 PM
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2013-12-12 03:18:07 PM

dryknife: He just quit smoking.


i1126.photobucket.com

/Aisle seat, please.
 
2013-12-12 03:28:38 PM
But who will govern the good state of Wisconsin now?
 
2013-12-12 03:38:08 PM

Timmy the Tumor: jlawn001: From the Department of Redundancy Department: Paul Walker's remains will be cremated


I know.  I saw that after I submitted it.  That's what I get for posting  mid conversaion with my boss.
 
2013-12-12 04:09:48 PM
Fire up two Dodge chargers for 1:30, turn and add 1 F-150 for another 30 minutes. Serves 4.
 
2013-12-12 04:26:45 PM

ReapTheChaos: I can't wait to hear where they spread his ashes, maybe we can get another news article on what color urn they used too.

For fark sake, do we really need 3-5 articles every day on this guy? He wasn't even that big of a celebrity.


We haven't heard about his gay night club days, or illegitimate his love child yet. All we need is a minor scandal that he was involved in and it'll be like he just died again.
 
2013-12-12 05:01:02 PM
YO' DAWG!..
 
2013-12-12 06:33:45 PM
What?
 
2013-12-12 07:15:06 PM

ReapTheChaos: I can't wait to hear where they spread his ashes, maybe we can get another news article on what color urn they used too.

For fark sake, do we really need 3-5 articles every day on this guy? He wasn't even that big of a celebrity.


Everybody that follows the Kurgan's way out deserves some accolades.
 
2013-12-12 07:28:06 PM
Another job Well done..

//so sorry
 
2013-12-12 07:54:56 PM
retards and butthurt......that's all this thread is


No a body burned in a fire isn't the same as a cremation. There's usually a lot left.
 
2013-12-12 11:37:21 PM

cretinbob: retard butthurt......that's all this post is


Fixed.

People are aware of the distinction, yes.
 
2013-12-13 12:17:02 AM
They should put him into one of those custom-made 21-speed transmissions that all of his F&F cars had, shift him infinity times into a fine powder, pack what's left into the finest polished stainless-steel free-flow muffler with a blued 5" tailpipe that money can buy at Pep Boys, then cremate him in a NOS-fueled down-shifty-overrun backfire flameout.

Glorious.
 
2013-12-13 12:46:51 AM
The lulz. This thread delivers them.

/faster than a Carerra GT
 
2013-12-13 01:03:15 AM
They won't serve salmon at his funeral.  Instead, they will serve Arctic Char.
 
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