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(London Evening Standard)   Shocking study finds 20 percent of elementary students graduate without knowing how to do basic math. That's like, more than half   (standard.co.uk) divider line 5
    More: Dumbass, graduates, elementary schools, Olds College, Ofsted, half, maths, London Evening Standard, students  
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2013-12-12 01:22:53 PM  
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Ambitwistor: dittybopper: My biggest pet peeve on this score:  Car salesmen.  I *LOVE* the looks on their faces when I haul out my TI programmable calculator and start pointing out to them the "deal" they just offered me that lowers my monthly payment is going to cost me thousands more in the long run, so try again.

Next time, I'm thinking about using a slide rule instead.  I just have to get a financial rule like a Pickett 510 to use instead of my "everyday" carry Pickett 200-T Pocket Trig slide rule.

I just walk in with my borg implant.  They give me a straight deal right away.

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Everytime I see someone walking around with a Bluetooth headset in, my mind separates them into two categories based upon their gender.

If they are male, my nickname for them is "Lobot".

If they are female, "Lt. Uhura".
2013-12-12 01:12:44 PM  
1 votes:

dittybopper: My biggest pet peeve on this score:  Car salesmen.  I *LOVE* the looks on their faces when I haul out my TI programmable calculator and start pointing out to them the "deal" they just offered me that lowers my monthly payment is going to cost me thousands more in the long run, so try again.

Next time, I'm thinking about using a slide rule instead.  I just have to get a financial rule like a Pickett 510 to use instead of my "everyday" carry Pickett 200-T Pocket Trig slide rule.


I just walk in with my borg implant.  They give me a straight deal right away.

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2013-12-12 12:22:33 PM  
1 votes:
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2013-12-12 09:31:31 AM  
1 votes:

mutterfark: It's naught like Jethro was going to be a brain Rocket surgeon anyway.


FTFY
2013-12-12 09:14:56 AM  
1 votes:
Of course! Those are the ones constantly getting suspended for bringing plastic knives in their lunchboxes, or pointing their finger like a gun, or kissing a girl.
 
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