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(Talking Points Memo)   Steve Stockman: You people are all lying about where the mysterious $350,000 came from, hence the mystery of the money and ultimately, how I have any sort of power   (talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line 22
    More: Interesting, Steve Stockman, Breitbart News, sole source, British Virgin Islands, offshore bank, Houston Chronicle  
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2013-12-12 08:51:55 AM
7 votes:

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2013-12-12 12:16:10 PM
3 votes:
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Alec Baldwin always does such great character work when he hosts SNL.  Lorne should just make him a cast member.
2013-12-12 10:00:06 AM
3 votes:
Ok, if you are a Republican, and Breitbart is calling you out on your possible shenanigans, you might want to take a step back and re-evaluate things.
2013-12-12 10:53:00 AM
2 votes:
Man, it's sad day when you're even too full of shiat for Brietbart.
2013-12-12 10:26:41 AM
2 votes:
And while we're cutting back on those unreasonable Federal regulations and red tape, let's get rid of those pesky ethics rules while we're at it.  Yay Liberty!
2013-12-12 10:24:20 AM
2 votes:

Diogenes: UberDave: I like how he simply says the Chronicle is crazy yet can't answer a simple question.  It reminds me of my brother in-law's sociopathic ex-wife who with nothing but a psychology degree, constantly bragged about her salary at a major engineering firm which, within three years of working at the company, was that of a level 4 engineer.  She could never tell me what she did even when I directly asked, "what product does your section produce?".  That's what providing favors for the right person will get you.

Now, if I were to guess, Stockman probably isn't providing sexual favors for someone like my brother in-law's ex but it certainly sounds like he's doing something.

This is what I don't get about dirty politicians.  If I were dirty and had shiat to hide, I'd have all my excuses and subterfuge all prepared in advance of someone finding out and/or asking questions.  These people are so full of themselves they think they're immune to everything, and it makes them terribly lazy liars.

It's almost cliche to say this with regard to modern politics anymore, but:  "It's not the crime.  It's the coverup."


We had a dog once who thought if he tucked his head under a pillow that you couldn't see him.
2013-12-12 09:07:43 AM
2 votes:
A face you can trust...

a4.img.talkingpointsmemo.com
2013-12-12 05:16:51 PM
1 votes:
Stockman is a big pile of triple strength crazy.
2013-12-12 01:45:14 PM
1 votes:

karnal: red5ish: kidgenius: Ok, if you are a Republican, and Breitbart is calling you out on your possible shenanigans, you might want to take a step back and re-evaluate things.

I was thinking the same thing as I read the article. If a lying right wing nut job can't mosey through a Breitbart interview then he's doing it wrong.

Anything like sitting through Chris Matthews interviewing his idol?


Yeah, Chris Matthews talking about George W. Bush was pretty fangirlish at times:

"We were given a rare opportunity to hear the real philosophy of this administration with regard to the war in Iraq. A powerful rendition by the president of why we're there. When he talked about the fact that we can support emerging democracies in the Middle East, and that's the only way we can prevent future 9/11′s, you're getting to the heart of why this administration is fighting that war in Iraq.

"This president is ready to fight like a rock through the rest of his term,"
Matthews proclaimed. "He made it clear that he's going to fight as long as it takes to develop a democracy in Iraq. There's not going to be any change come September."

 "We're proud of our president. Americans love having a guy as president, a guy who has a little swagger, who's physical."

 "Sometimes it glimmers with this man, our president, that kind of sunny nobility."


 "I like him. Everybody sort of likes the president, except for the real whack-jobs, maybe on the left."

"A little bit of Lincoln there, I think,
" referring to Bush finally admitting that telling Iraqi insurgents to "bring it on" in 2003 "sent the wrong signal to people."
2013-12-12 01:22:47 PM
1 votes:

Turfshoe: Is there anyone involved in Texas politics who isn't insane and/or retarded?www.fwweekly.com

2013-12-12 11:21:37 AM
1 votes:

kidgenius: Grungehamster: UberDave: I like how he simply says the Chronicle is crazy yet can't answer a simple question.  It reminds me of my brother in-law's sociopathic ex-wife who with nothing but a psychology degree, constantly bragged about her salary at a major engineering firm which, within three years of working at the company, was that of a level 4 engineer.  She could never tell me what she did even when I directly asked, "what product does your section produce?".  That's what providing favors for the right person will get you.

Now, if I were to guess, Stockman probably isn't providing sexual favors for someone like my brother in-law's ex but it certainly sounds like he's doing something.

Stockman: "The Chronicle made it up; if you pull the disclosure forms they claim to have found this information on you will see no such figure from no such organization is on there. I refuse to discuss such blatantly false accusations."
Breitbart (yes, this was Breitbart): "OK, here is a copy of your disclosure form, and it does show $350K from Presidential Trust Marketing listed on it like the Chronicle alleges. What is your relationship with them?"
Stockman: "I told you: the accusations are false and I refuse to discuss them."

This is the guy that Tea Party groups are trying to make a litmus test for 2016 candidates by asking if they will endorse his primary challenge against the liberal RINO John Cornyn. You know Cornyn, the 2nd most conservative Senator?

http://news.yahoo.com/liberal-sen-cornyn-230608879.html;_ylt=A2KJ3CY H1 KlSFF0AKTTQtDMD

According to the Heritage people, which is who the Tea Party takes their marching order from, Cornyn only scores an 86%. That's a solid B man. Tea Partiers want A men in their group. Here's the men ahead of Cornyn

100% - Mike Lee
99% - Ted Cruz
96% - Rand Paul
93% - Tim Scott
90% - Pat Roberts
89% - James Inhofe
89% - Ron Johnson
87% - Marco Rubio

Obviously he is not conservative enough.


Pat Roberts has a primary challenger, Dr. Milton Wolf, whom the Senate Conservatives Fund has already endorsed in the primary. Strangely, Wolf is Obama's second cousin once removed; I'm waiting for the popcorn to arrive on those ads from Roberts.
2013-12-12 11:19:24 AM
1 votes:

tforbes: sounds like he is telling them they need to study it out...


Sound like that liberal think-tank Brietbart already did and confirmed it was accurate at $350k
2013-12-12 11:04:44 AM
1 votes:

Turfshoe: Is there anyone involved in Texas politics who isn't insane and/or retarded?


Well, if you have a Ouija board, you could probably have a lovely chat with Ms. Ann Richards.
2013-12-12 10:43:23 AM
1 votes:

Lost Thought 00: kidgenius: 99% - Ted Cruz

What in Gods green earth does Cruz have to do to score perfect?


Retract his nice comments about Mandela?
2013-12-12 10:13:08 AM
1 votes:

Diogenes: Lord_Baull: Also, I can't decide if this tanks or elevates his Sentate campaign in the eyes of teatards.

Demonizing the liebrul media and sheltering money from the tax man?  I think you have your answer.



Democrats do alleged criminal activity: all democrats are evil for the next 40 years
Republicans do alleged criminal activity: elevated to God status, given kush jobs at Fox News

It's clear which party I should vote for in '16.
2013-12-12 10:11:55 AM
1 votes:

Demetrius: A face you can trust...punch


There we go.
2013-12-12 10:09:35 AM
1 votes:
If you're a right wing wack job who can't even find a sympathetic ear at Breitbart News maybe you're just too much of a lying scumbag even for the GOP.


This is one Texan who's excited to the see just how crazy the circus of his primary challenge to Cornyn will be.
2013-12-12 09:59:21 AM
1 votes:
Well, duh. It came from robbing banks with his Mousers.
2013-12-12 09:58:59 AM
1 votes:
Also, I can't decide if this tanks or elevates his Sentate campaign in the eyes of teatards.
2013-12-12 09:56:56 AM
1 votes:
Afterwards, 4 kids and a dog seen driving away in a green van.
2013-12-12 09:56:24 AM
1 votes:
"What offshore bank account?  I don't see any offshore bank account!"

/notice he's not suing for libel
2013-12-12 09:00:36 AM
1 votes:
I mean, they're nuts. They are wholly crazy about this. And it's why we've been at war with them for 20 years and they're the only paper, I might add, that's printing that stuff.


I like when someone makes the joke for me.
 
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