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(Daily Mail)   Oprah, 59, anounces she won't have children   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 15
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ecl
2013-12-12 10:19:07 AM
4 votes:
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2013-12-12 09:47:49 AM
2 votes:
Didn't she already have a kid and it died or was sacrificed to Satan in exchange for wealth and success? I'm not up on my Oprah trivia.
2013-12-12 09:47:22 AM
2 votes:
Kaplah!!!
2013-12-12 10:04:36 PM
1 votes:
Well. she did try to buy a $38,000 turkey baster one time in Zurich.
2013-12-12 01:04:17 PM
1 votes:
.......for lunch today.
2013-12-12 11:42:46 AM
1 votes:

evilmousse: oprah has the means and ability to rsise a small nation. still, this thread needs more stedman jokes.


stedman69?? thinks her knees are too sharp
2013-12-12 11:22:42 AM
1 votes:

offacue: Of course she won't, baby batter doesn't come out of a female tongue.



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/Anyone else feel like masturb barfing suddenly?
2013-12-12 10:36:05 AM
1 votes:
Oprah is this thing that has gone on in the background of my entire life, but that I've paid scant attention to.

Oprah is like NASCAR.  I know it's there.  It's been there for a long time.   A lot of people are really into it.  I've checked it out a few times... but meh.
2013-12-12 10:36:00 AM
1 votes:
She says if she had kids they would hate her.

It's hard to believe they would be that normal.
2013-12-12 10:27:30 AM
1 votes:
She is far too self absorbed to raise children.

But then, so are lots of people, and it doesn't stop them.
ecl
2013-12-12 10:24:03 AM
1 votes:
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ecl
2013-12-12 10:11:34 AM
1 votes:
sandrauve.files.wordpress.com
2013-12-12 09:21:31 AM
1 votes:
Of course she won't, baby batter doesn't come out of a female tongue.
2013-12-12 09:15:25 AM
1 votes:
In other news, this is about the 25th time Jennifer Aniston has been pregnate this year.

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/If Jen sleeps with me, I'm pretty sure she still won't get the happyness she deserves, but I'll enjoy it.
2013-12-12 09:00:29 AM
1 votes:

Death Eats a Cracker: Sorry this is totally off-topic but can someone tell me why so many threads get closed to new comments so early?


Because Oprah will eat them.
 
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