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(Daily Mail)   Oprah, 59, anounces she won't have children   ( divider line
    More: Obvious, Oprah Winfrey, Gayle King, First National Bank, SAG Awards, Harpo, lee daniels, home economics, businesswoman  
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2447 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 12 Dec 2013 at 8:55 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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ecl [TotalFark] [BareFark]
2013-12-12 10:19:07 AM  
4 votes:
2013-12-12 09:47:49 AM  
2 votes:
Didn't she already have a kid and it died or was sacrificed to Satan in exchange for wealth and success? I'm not up on my Oprah trivia.
2013-12-12 09:47:22 AM  
2 votes:
2013-12-12 10:04:36 PM  
1 vote:
Well. she did try to buy a $38,000 turkey baster one time in Zurich.
2013-12-12 01:04:17 PM  
1 vote:
.......for lunch today.
2013-12-12 11:42:46 AM  
1 vote:

evilmousse: oprah has the means and ability to rsise a small nation. still, this thread needs more stedman jokes.

stedman69?? thinks her knees are too sharp
2013-12-12 11:22:42 AM  
1 vote:

offacue: Of course she won't, baby batter doesn't come out of a female tongue.
/Anyone else feel like masturb barfing suddenly?
2013-12-12 10:36:05 AM  
1 vote:
Oprah is this thing that has gone on in the background of my entire life, but that I've paid scant attention to.

Oprah is like NASCAR.  I know it's there.  It's been there for a long time.   A lot of people are really into it.  I've checked it out a few times... but meh.
2013-12-12 10:36:00 AM  
1 vote:
She says if she had kids they would hate her.

It's hard to believe they would be that normal.
2013-12-12 10:27:30 AM  
1 vote:
She is far too self absorbed to raise children.

But then, so are lots of people, and it doesn't stop them.
ecl [TotalFark] [BareFark]
2013-12-12 10:24:03 AM  
1 vote:
ecl [TotalFark] [BareFark]
2013-12-12 10:11:34 AM  
1 vote:
2013-12-12 09:21:31 AM  
1 vote:
Of course she won't, baby batter doesn't come out of a female tongue.
2013-12-12 09:15:25 AM  
1 vote:
In other news, this is about the 25th time Jennifer Aniston has been pregnate this year.

/If Jen sleeps with me, I'm pretty sure she still won't get the happyness she deserves, but I'll enjoy it.
2013-12-12 09:00:29 AM  
1 vote:

Death Eats a Cracker: Sorry this is totally off-topic but can someone tell me why so many threads get closed to new comments so early?

Because Oprah will eat them.
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