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(Daily Mail)   Oprah, 59, anounces she won't have children   ( divider line
    More: Obvious, Oprah Winfrey, Gayle King, First National Bank, SAG Awards, Harpo, lee daniels, home economics, businesswoman  
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2448 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 12 Dec 2013 at 8:55 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-12-12 10:36:05 AM  
3 votes:
Oprah is this thing that has gone on in the background of my entire life, but that I've paid scant attention to.

Oprah is like NASCAR.  I know it's there.  It's been there for a long time.   A lot of people are really into it.  I've checked it out a few times... but meh.
2013-12-12 10:27:30 AM  
3 votes:
She is far too self absorbed to raise children.

But then, so are lots of people, and it doesn't stop them.
2013-12-12 09:45:05 AM  
2 votes:
Probably better this way. The kids would be raised by nannies except for the rare occasion that Oprah trotted them out to show what an awesome mom she was
2013-12-12 11:01:02 AM  
1 vote:
Well, given that her charity orphanages turned into hell-holes even by third-world standards due to lack of oversight or accountability, apparently, deciding that she risked neglect of any kids of her own was probably an appropriate judgement call.

At least she had the self-awareness to know something would end badly in advance this time, good for her I guess.
2013-12-12 10:36:00 AM  
1 vote:
She says if she had kids they would hate her.

It's hard to believe they would be that normal.
2013-12-12 09:47:49 AM  
1 vote:
Didn't she already have a kid and it died or was sacrificed to Satan in exchange for wealth and success? I'm not up on my Oprah trivia.
2013-12-12 09:31:32 AM  
1 vote:
Why breed for everybody else's happiness?
2013-12-12 09:31:32 AM  
1 vote:

Brick-House: In other news, this is about the 25th time Jennifer Aniston has been pregnate this year.

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/If Jen sleeps with me, I'm pretty sure she still won't get the happyness she deserves, but I'll enjoy it.

Please don't breed.
2013-12-12 09:21:31 AM  
1 vote:
Of course she won't, baby batter doesn't come out of a female tongue.
2013-12-12 08:59:13 AM  
1 vote:
Sorry this is totally off-topic but can someone tell me why so many threads get closed to new comments so early?
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