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(Daily Mail)   Oprah, 59, anounces she won't have children   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 67
    More: Obvious, Oprah Winfrey, Gayle King, First National Bank, SAG Awards, Harpo, lee daniels, home economics, businesswoman  
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2013-12-12 01:17:01 PM
Thank god! She already gave birth to Gail King, I think that she has done enough damage!
 
2013-12-12 01:39:43 PM

Lee451: For once, I agree with her. I knew from the start that I was not parental material. Me having kids would not be fair to: 1.The child, 2.The mother 3. Me.

/I have childproofed ever domicile I have lived in.
//So far, it has worked.



A. Someone should have told your parents that.
B. Not knowing any women to have sex with probably helps.
C. Can your vacuum cleaner get pregnant?
 
2013-12-12 01:47:10 PM

karnal: Lee451: For once, I agree with her. I knew from the start that I was not parental material. Me having kids would not be fair to: 1.The child, 2.The mother 3. Me.

/I have childproofed ever domicile I have lived in.
//So far, it has worked.


A. Someone should have told your parents that.
B. Not knowing any women to have sex with probably helps.
C. Can your vacuum cleaner get pregnant?


Holy snaps!
 
2013-12-12 02:00:38 PM

Buttknuckle: karnal: Lee451: For once, I agree with her. I knew from the start that I was not parental material. Me having kids would not be fair to: 1.The child, 2.The mother 3. Me.

/I have childproofed ever domicile I have lived in.
//So far, it has worked.


A. Someone should have told your parents that.
B. Not knowing any women to have sex with probably helps.
C. Can your vacuum cleaner get pregnant?

Holy snaps!



I keed - I keed
 
2013-12-12 02:07:34 PM

DROxINxTHExWIND: Oprah has large breast*** and a larger bank account. As the resident black guy, it should come as no surprise...


/I'd hit it
//***please keep the bra on during love making
///and tell the make-up artist that she lives with us, now


Token, is that you?
 
2013-12-12 02:23:39 PM
No felonies, She got a big butt, Single, and She's got no kids.

So, she is a bit old, but still!
 
2013-12-12 04:02:49 PM
Brick-House: pregnate pragnent

FTFY
 
2013-12-12 04:13:01 PM
Soooo Steadman is the beard for Oprah? I'm confused.
 
2013-12-12 04:15:11 PM

kyrg: Soooo Steadman is the beard for Oprah? I'm confused.


Of course you are confused.....now take that dress off and get back to work!
 
2013-12-12 04:25:29 PM

kyrg: Soooo Steadman is the beard for Oprah? I'm confused.


I believe the proper term is "merkin."
 
2013-12-12 04:42:26 PM
Then we must clone.
 
2013-12-12 08:50:56 PM
I wonder if Gayle King is the father?
 
2013-12-12 09:34:35 PM

Errk: Is Oprah gay?


---No, I think the problem must be that Gayle is infertile.
 
2013-12-12 10:04:36 PM
Well. she did try to buy a $38,000 turkey baster one time in Zurich.
 
2013-12-12 10:52:12 PM
Think a man from New New Zealand would rather stick his dick in a blender and then whats left a sheep then Oprah.

/Allah Ack-Oprah
 
2013-12-13 02:09:27 AM
Really not up on celeb tardy trivia, but didn't she have a kid that was given up for adoption when she was an underage hooker?

She was filming a movie next door to my old home before she was a talk show star. A very nice person was my impression when she and a few of the crew walked over to apologize for the very poor communication the production company made. Sorta was needed when I found a hose hooked up to my house without permission, and considering that water there was rather expensive I called the police. The local cops loved it because the house where they were filming at was owned by the sheriff.
 
2013-12-13 11:40:45 AM
I think the men of the world have already made that decision for her.
 
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