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(East Grinstead Courier)   Wilson the dog was rushed to the vets after his owner thought he had swallowed a single golf ball. But when they x-rayed him they found more than they bargained for. No wonder he was feeling under par   ( divider line
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2013-12-12 08:10:56 AM  
3 votes:
With a name like Wilson, I was expecting Volleyballs.
2013-12-12 08:09:17 AM  
3 votes:
Is that a Titleist?
2013-12-12 10:51:46 AM  
2 votes:
My rescue dog just got over heartworm treatment. During treatment you have to keep them calm for 10 weeks. Well that did not sit well with her, she nearly went batshiat crazy and had to entertain herself. Here's some things she swallowed:

- tail of her stuffed monkey
- entire wing from her stuffed duck
- three fingers from a glove
- some baseboard siding
- toy mouse (raided from the cats)
- all four of her doggie socks
- tube of chapstick
- several large beads from a table runner

And some things I caught her in the act of swallowing and managed to wrestle away:

- pom pom ball from a santa hat
- pine cone
- coaster
- pillow stuffing
- dishtowel she stole off the kitchen counter

Now that she's active again and going back to the dog park every day, the constant hunting for loose items is almost gone. I can finally relax....
2013-12-12 08:05:02 AM  
2 votes:
You can't name your dog "Your Mom" and then not expect him to constantly have balls in his mouth
2013-12-12 02:48:42 PM  
1 vote:
I was teaching 4th grade when we got our English Bulldog. She was teething and would chew on everything. She chewed up the baseboard in the kitchen and the wooden staircases. We kenneled her when we weren't home, but one night decided that she could stay in the gated area of the kitchen while we went to dinner. Dumb move on our part. We came home to find that she had pulled my book bag off a chair in the kitchen and then proceeded to shred three assignments from my two classes that I had brought home to grade and a school library book. Our kitchen floor was covered in shredded papers. Needless to say my 4th graders thought it was the coolest thing that my dog ate their schoolwork. Especially since they all got 100's for those assignments.
2013-12-12 12:48:00 PM  
1 vote:
2013-12-12 11:23:35 AM  
1 vote:
Then there's cats eating stupid things. We had several cats that hung at the mill. This one would always be trying to eat rope.One day we noticed a piece hanging out of it's rear. Foreman snipped it off. Next day there's more coming out. Snipped. Next day the same. Went on for a week. Somebody finally tied the rope end to a post. Cat stayed there for another two days. We came in the morning after that and the cats absent but there's a three foot piece of rope with a knot on the end tied to the post.
2013-12-12 10:56:12 AM  
1 vote:
I had a dog snatch a piece of bologna from me. The next day she was walking around with the red rind hanging out of her butt. That was good for a laugh but I had to pull it the rest of the way out. Which was also good for a laugh.
2013-12-12 10:49:59 AM  
1 vote:
My mutt used to eat rocks, but he's part Rhodesian ridgeback, which are renowned for their stupidity.

/Our trainer told us that they were bred for big game hunting, so being dumb is a feature, otherwise they'd just stay the fark home.
2013-12-12 09:43:40 AM  
1 vote:
I thought it was the birdie.... Oh well glad he didn't have a stroke!
2013-12-12 09:26:25 AM  
1 vote:

The Evil Home Brewer: labman: With a name like Wilson, I was expecting Volleyballs.


I was expecting someone with photoshop skills to 'shop a picture of a volleyball to the dog's head. I guess I joined the thread too soon.

Wilson Cast Away Volleyball at th 4615-18896956
/farking bizarre.
2013-12-12 08:39:23 AM  
1 vote:
Shocked locksmith Mr Norris thinks the dog must have assumed the balls were treats.

Yo dog, I said NOT YOUR balls not nacho balls.
2013-12-12 08:38:56 AM  
1 vote:
Did they slice him open or did the poor guy fade away?
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